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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Bud Norris is the Angels closer now, lol. And is a perfect 4/4 in save opps.

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Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
Pitcher injuries are a hell of a thing. He hasn't done too bad but yeesh our bullpen and rotation are thin as gently caress.

Blake Parker has been a strikeout machine this season, I think he struck out like 17 straight in spring training this year. He's a wizard and he literally lives in an RV instead of an apartment.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Looking forward to the next three in Fenway. This should be awesome.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
time for me to betray my adoptive city and say lets go sox

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
This is gonna be a fun series. Theo is a God to both these teams.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Of course, this is the game where MLB.tv is making GBS threads the bed and constantly rubber-banding and skipping :sigh:

Guess I get to live with the delay. Sure glad I pay actual money for this service.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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bump_fn posted:

time for me to betray my adoptive city and say lets go sox

I went to college in Boston. Was there in 2004, so I have a definite soft spot for the Sox. I'm also buddies with the Fenway organist. He grew up in Evanston, so we watched a lot of Bears games together while I was in Boston.

That said, I hope the Cubs sweep. :getin:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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KB over the Monster! :woop:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
thats a good first at bat at fenway drat

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Schwarber sucks lately.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
BRYANT!

Holy poo poo, what a blast.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Your Taint posted:

Schwarber sucks lately.

KB doesn't though! :woop:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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It's so adorable that the first thing Bryant does when he makes good contact is smile :3:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Wasn't it KBs dads dream that he hit a HR in Fenway?

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Russell would have done a stupid impractical jump for that foul ball. :colbert:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
KB all over that high cheese.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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On one hand, it's probably for the best that Schwarber is DHing. On the other, it'd be hilarious to see him try to play left at Fenway.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Kris Bryant has no use for your Green Monster.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Bryant absolutely was looking for a high fastball, he was all over that. Beautiful ding.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Time to :rolldice: on Arrieta.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Sydin posted:

Time to :rolldice: on Arrieta.

He can't even use his bat to make up for lovely pitching tonight. :mad:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
oh it's gonna be one of these games

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Sucks that our starters are poo poo this year.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Yeah sure why not

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I knew as soon as Len and JD mentioned the Red Sox only have 11 homers that they'd hit one in the first inning.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
remember 2015 jake?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I miss having good SP :(

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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:lol: what a poo poo show

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
fart

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Lol Jake

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Why is it so difficult for the Cubs to have a clean first inning?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Jake suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
excellent

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Well, let's come back and win one tomorrow.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
The good news is that at least we won't be spending millions to keep Jake around.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Making a case for that huge fa contact.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Maybe get out there and talk to him??

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Your Taint posted:

Maybe get out there and talk to him??

He'll probably just blame liberal New England for him sucking

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Well at least I've got the rest of my night free now.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I'm not asking for the pitching staff to be historically good again, I'm just asking for starters who don't consistently give up multiple runs in the first inning.

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