Jokes that are good but you can't be bothered to develop a thread for

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Starshark

BRB pooping posted:

Hello, welcome to the butt-restaurant, may i take your order?

Ooh, username-post combo, niiice.

# ? Apr 27, 2017 09:46

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:51

Plebian Parasite

my longterm goal to replace my normal obsolete hands with stickyhands

# ? Apr 27, 2017 14:26

Manifisto

Plebian Parasite posted:

my longterm goal to replace my normal obsolete hands with stickyhands

we will need to know the origin story and costume of your superhero (or supervillain, I don't judge) but your kryptonite/fatal weakness is obvious: lint

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 27, 2017 15:26

cda: by Hand Knit

BRB pooping posted:

Hello, welcome to the butt-restaurant, may i take your order?

please wait to be seated

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# ? Apr 27, 2017 17:44

alnilam

Mississauga but it's like Mrs. Aoooga

# ? Apr 27, 2017 21:47

i am he

kind of hurt and upset that nobody like d it when whispered eat his rear end into the microphone attached to my earpods

# ? Apr 28, 2017 06:13

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Why are you loving idiots giving this place 4 stars and then leaving amazing reviews, this place is over five stars, you are just loving everything up you don't know how the system works I'm really very mad about this and I'm going to be very upset about it for some time leading into the future now

# ? Apr 28, 2017 06:47

Cory in the Blouse: SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!

Airports that ask you to fit into a pair of slightly wider than normal test pants before they will give you your boarding pass

# ? Apr 28, 2017 08:48

Cory in the Blouse: SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!

How do Eskimos get refunds from uncle Sam? Inuit TurboTax

# ? Apr 28, 2017 09:05

BRB pooping

Yes sir, we do have the butt special tonight aswell. So your order is one Butt special, one poopsoup, two assburgers and a hot dog. Anything else?

# ? Apr 28, 2017 10:23

Starshark

So... What's supposed to happen on Steak and a Blow Job Day?

# ? Apr 28, 2017 11:07

FactsAreUseless

Starshark posted:

So... What's supposed to happen on Steak and a Blow Job Day?

You suck off a cow.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 11:35

FactsAreUseless

And once your mom finishes, you can have steak.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 11:34

Fredflonston

# ? Apr 28, 2017 16:39

Manifisto

Cory in the Blouse posted:

How do Eskimos get refunds from uncle Sam? Inuit TurboTax

# ? Apr 28, 2017 16:41

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

alnilam posted:

Mississauga but it's like Mrs. Aoooga

that aint how u say it?

# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:00

alnilam

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

that aint how u say it?

It is but like you really emphasize the Aooooga like you're an old timey horn
and it's Mrs. That
idk just spitballin here!

# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:04

Manifisto

mrs.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:17

deep dish peat moss

Computer viruses that work on people, like Malwaria and Trojan Hoarse

# ? Apr 28, 2017 18:38

Plebian Parasite

deep dish peat moss posted:

Computer viruses that work on people, like Malwaria and Trojan Hoarse

all my bowel movements look like the o rly owl

# ? Apr 28, 2017 19:43

deep dish peat moss

DiGiornolism brand frozen newspapers, just take home and bake and you can read the news

# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:12

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

deep dish peat moss posted:

DiGiornolism brand frozen newspapers, just take home and fake and you can read the news

# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:13

deep dish peat moss

Days in Norm Al's life after he decided to retire from being Weird.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 21:14

Bobby Deluxe

b@@kmarkin dis

# ? Apr 28, 2017 22:18

cda: by Hand Knit

deep dish peat moss posted:

Days in Norm Al's life after he decided to retire from being Weird.

"Hey, Weird Al!" I hear someone call. I turn around, normally.
"I've moved on," I say, without a trace of irony, "I play covers now."
Just another ordinary day in the life of Norm Al.

# ? Apr 28, 2017 22:25

Bobby Deluxe

my wife said she wanted the rag and bone man cd

turns out cd is an acronym for compact disc as well as cross dresser and now my wife is upstairs crying and hairy dave is starting to eye up my radiators

# ? Apr 28, 2017 22:44

Fredflonston

I hit the bondage expo ready to rock.

# ? Apr 29, 2017 04:40

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

a dating show where its speed dating but halfway through all the ladies just casually take their hand out of their lap to reveal theyre holding a revolver. they dont do anything with it though, just kinda hang onto it. i think itd be real interesting

# ? Apr 29, 2017 18:35

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

a dating show where its speed dating but halfway through all the ladies just casually take their hand out of their lap to reveal theyre holding a revolver. they dont do anything with it though, just kinda hang onto it. i think itd be real interesting

so shed rather go to the range than the gallery or the disco?

# ? Apr 29, 2017 19:00

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

so shed rather go to the range than the gallery or the disco?

nah dude they just hang onto it. they go on whatever date they were gonna go on. they just have a gun, in their hand at all times

# ? Apr 29, 2017 19:16

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

nah dude they just hang onto it. they go on whatever date they were gonna go on. they just have a gun, in their hand at all times

is that not de rigueur in your neck of the woods

# ? Apr 29, 2017 19:24

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

It's a box of cereal called Honey Bunches of Hall and Oates but it's a lot cornier than Honey Bunches of Oates and the gimmick is when you finish off the box, a sensor inside triggers and the box starts singing "It's G-O-O-O-O-NE! Oh, I'd... get a coupon and replace it!"

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 19:24

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Hall 'n' Bunches of Oates

# ? Apr 29, 2017 19:32

Starshark

You might think this is crazy but you're all using the bb to drain my semen from me to give to the Illuminati, Rothschilds and Reptilians to use as a super-weapon to sterilize white people.

# ? Apr 29, 2017 19:33

Rotten Punk

the concept of "developing a thread"

# ? Apr 29, 2017 23:29

alnilam

I'll show you a joke not worth making a thread about... if you turn your screen off :twisted:

# ? Apr 29, 2017 23:36

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Q: What do you call a Pharoah who's a real jerk?

A: A cartouchebag

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Apr 29, 2017 23:49

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Rotten Punk posted:

the concept of "developing a thread"

thread life begins at conception

# ? Apr 30, 2017 00:12

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

alnilam posted:

I'll show you a joke not worth making a thread about... if you turn your screen off

thats cold man

# ? Apr 30, 2017 00:32

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:51

Scroon

Reality fix-it-up TV series: Pimp my Shed

Dave we're gonna rock your world by creating - get this - ceiling mounted hanging racks for your garden tools. Plus bass-activated neon lights hooked up to the in-shed sound system.

# ? Apr 30, 2017 03:17

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