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Mods, please change my name to inscrutable inaccessible butt, tia Jamesman posted:I'm very disappointed the paint chips don't spell out "SEND NUDES." "I WAS ONCE A MAN"
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Hirayuki posted:Goon tweet confirmed! No rules pizza
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:"doctor please help my forums are too well coded" vittu
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LifeSunDeath posted:No rules pizza Extra "mushrooms"
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Karate Bastard posted:So sure if your dumb rehabilitated junkie rear end gets dipped in acid or something at some point you just get the family size keg of chill pills and you're fine? No? A guy I knew nearly died when he suddenly developed gangrene and after the microsurgeons were done cutting stuff off and sewing what was left back together as well as they could he was left with some hellacious chronic pain but because he was a rehabilitated junkie with a documented record of substance abuse the pain docs refused to hook him up with the good stuff. They sent him along to a pain management clinic where they went "Okay, here's some lovely pain meds that won't get you through the day but as for the rest of the pain .... have you considered taking up meditation?" So yeah, no opioids for rehabilitated junkies.
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Zopotantor posted:Fun fact #2: Zyklon B was produced and sold as recently as 2001 (under the name "Cyanosil"). Zyklon B is stlll produced as Uragan D2 by the Czech firm Adezin. If you can read Czech here's their website to learn all about it! http://www.adezin.cz/?l=cz&i=8
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:"doctor please help my forums are too well coded" Crikey
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:A guy I knew nearly died when he suddenly developed gangrene and after the microsurgeons were done cutting stuff off and sewing what was left back together as well as they could he was left with some hellacious chronic pain but because he was a rehabilitated junkie with a documented record of substance abuse the pain docs refused to hook him up with the good stuff. They sent him along to a pain management clinic where they went "Okay, here's some lovely pain meds that won't get you through the day but as for the rest of the pain .... have you considered taking up meditation?" A compelling reason not to seek official treatment. Good thing subs and methadone are widely available on the black market, too bad competent medical guidance and oversight isn't.
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"Okay guys, so it turns out we've been wrong all this time. It wasn't the salt water ruining the paint."
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Forgot colour changing removable fur.
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beato posted:Forgot colour changing removable fur. How would they know? 
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The Nards Pan posted:A compelling reason not to seek official treatment. Good thing subs and methadone are widely available on the black market, too bad competent medical guidance and oversight isn't. Is this that arm reduction treatment I've read about?
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Could really go for a black-market sub right now. Maybe a nice illegal meatball and swiss on sourdough.
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I hear Russia have them on sale from time to time. Usually come with a pharmacy too.
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That's a pretty clever way to cover up a bad tattoo.
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Cartoon Man posted:That's a pretty clever way to cover up a bad tattoo. I particularly like that they chose to make the Hike acknowledgement explicit.
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Data Graham posted:How would they know? It's a myth that dog's can't see colour. They're just limited to Blue and Yellow tones. 
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I've actually seen this happen in real life before because I worked with school administrative software. It always came about as a result of some idiot registrar attempting to import student records into the program and not mapping the fields correctly. Since gender was a validated (drop-down) field, it would save any new values it found in the validated list. Never not funny.
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That's a horrible skull egg mold but a brilliant grey alien autopsy egg mold.
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I think you want the bad rear end thread
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They say every picture is worth a thousand words, and I want to know these thousand words.
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Leavemywife posted:They say every picture is worth a thousand words, and I want to know these thousand words. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nulla ut sapien felis. Sed aliquam posuere elit posuere sollicitudin. Donec in quam elementum, sodales nunc ac, varius nibh. Nullam finibus malesuada ante vulputate mollis. Fusce maximus orci placerat maximus rhoncus. Sed congue, ipsum vitae maximus cursus, sapien turpis aliquet sapien, sit amet maximus nibh quam eu felis. Quisque vel neque a leo ultricies posuere. Nullam et risus eu risus sollicitudin scelerisque. In ullamcorper scelerisque justo, hendrerit luctus odio convallis id. Donec vehicula lorem eros, quis fringilla dui tincidunt et. Duis dignissim euismod elit, non mattis turpis tincidunt sit amet. Sed sem urna, iaculis a nibh in, ornare porttitor nibh. Sed placerat pharetra ex eget ultrices. Vivamus congue, urna non consectetur venenatis, ipsum massa vehicula velit, et tempus augue magna non ex. 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Leavemywife posted:They say every picture is worth a thousand words, and I want to know these thousand words. Here you go.
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Leavemywife posted:They say every picture is worth a thousand words, and I want to know these thousand words. If I remember it right, he was trying to beat his addiction by arm reduction and jammed his arm down the throat of a cheetah and had second thoughts. The bandage on the other hand is to hide trackmarks from all the crocodiles he's been shooting up.
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Elsa posted:Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nulla ut sapien felis. Sed aliquam posuere elit posuere sollicitudin. Donec in quam elementum, sodales nunc ac, varius nibh. Nullam finibus malesuada ante vulputate mollis. Fusce maximus orci placerat maximus rhoncus. Sed congue, ipsum vitae maximus cursus, sapien turpis aliquet sapien, sit amet maximus nibh quam eu felis. Quisque vel neque a leo ultricies posuere. Nullam et risus eu risus sollicitudin scelerisque. In ullamcorper scelerisque justo, hendrerit luctus odio convallis id. Donec vehicula lorem eros, quis fringilla dui tincidunt et. Reported
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The Bananana posted:Reported Did you really?
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You can't just copy and paste Trump's tax plan in the funny picture thread.
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Keru posted:If I remember it right, he was trying to beat his addiction by arm reduction and jammed his arm down the throat of a cheetah and had second thoughts. The bandage on the other hand is to hide trackmarks from all the crocodiles he's been shooting up. Actually, it's not a cheetah, it's a panther (leopard). Leopards have two color spots, while cheetah spots are more like polka dots. You can tell by looking at the back of the panther
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