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Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



loving genus nazis

Edit--> Whoops new page, let me see if I have a funny picture

Boinks has a new favorite as of 18:44 on May 1, 2017

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



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Romanes eunt domnes.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Who was the mod that always wrote stuff in Latin?

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Man I am all for population control but teaching our youth to enjoy Russian Roulette seems a mite harsh.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

canyoneer posted:

You can tell by looking at the back panther

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Poor animal has early elephantiasis. Just look at that leg.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

That seems a clever solution to a problem

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


This is so anybody with any of those locks can open the whole thing. While not sharing keys.

Its standard to access back roads, so you can have all the locks you use keyed to one key for your convenience, and everybody can do that when they don't share all the same access.

The ghetto version is to daisy chain locks chain-lock-lock-lock...lock-chain.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Bombadilillo posted:

This is so anybody with any of those locks can open the whole thing. While not sharing keys.

Its standard to access back roads, so you can have all the locks you use keyed to one key for your convenience, and everybody can do that when they don't share all the same access.

The ghetto version is to daisy chain locks chain-lock-lock-lock...lock-chain.

Smart

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm mad at you for ruining it for me

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm mad at you for ruining it for me

Sorry, I was trying to look for the funny, then I thought...are they thinking its a Dale Gribble joke overboard lock?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Was gonna say that's a weird way to have as many locks as possible with only one point of failure still.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

that's the nuclear winter version of the nuclear war pizza

cnut
May 3, 2016

Who's a good boy?!

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

cnut posted:

Who's a good boy?!



Never thought I'd see an actual thought bubble in a photograph.

Photographer: "Hey dog, what do you want?"
Dog: "1CHIP"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

cnut posted:

Who's a good boy?!



Tartar sauce on fries.....that. Could. Work....

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Tartar sauce on fries.....that. Could. Work....

It does, quite well.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Bombadilillo posted:

This is so anybody with any of those locks can open the whole thing. While not sharing keys.

Its standard to access back roads, so you can have all the locks you use keyed to one key for your convenience, and everybody can do that when they don't share all the same access.

The ghetto version is to daisy chain locks chain-lock-lock-lock...lock-chain.

It also makes it impossible for any one person to screw up and lock everyone else out, as happens on daisy chained locks all the time.

The picture probably belongs in the badass thread rather than here, given it's a very elegant solution for 6 people carried out entirely with an angle grinder and a cutting torch.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A guy I knew nearly died when he suddenly developed gangrene
How in the hell does a person suddenly develop gangrene? I believe there may be a detail or two missing here.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

So yeah, no opioids for rehabilitated junkies.
Sometimes, that's what needs to be done. I won't go anywhere near the damned things unless I end up in the burn ward or something sufficiently horrible.

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

Tartar sauce on fries.....that. Could. Work....

That's a fish & chip basket. An outrageously overpriced one.

Ivar's is a seafood restaurant chain in Seattle, and that's Safeco Field.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

John Big Booty posted:

How in the hell does a person suddenly develop gangrene? I believe there may be a detail or two missing here.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2330482

Or you think treatment is fine (antibiotics, dressings, etc) but the tissue isn't getting any blood flow and has been necrotizing from the inside the entire time.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Lockout tagout gone horribly wrong

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Farmdizzle posted:

Safeco Field.

I'm curious, is it pronounced Sa-fe-co or Safe-co?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

The Sexual Shiite posted:

Lockout tagout gone horribly wrong

Actually very right.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

I'm curious, is it pronounced Sa-fe-co or Safe-co?

Safe-co. It's an insurance company.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bombadilillo posted:

Actually very right.

Right for the OSHA thread maybe

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

The Bloop posted:

Right for the OSHA thread maybe

Its a gate. Not a lockout on a forklift.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



http://i.imgur.com/lgfcJRA.mp4

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u3uhKxNPNg

3:24 is another pepsi offered

4:15-4:58 funny

6:20 is the giffed bit

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

oldpainless posted:

Who was the mod that always wrote stuff in Latin?

Eggplant Wizard



fe: more like oldgormless

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

John Big Booty posted:

How in the hell does a person suddenly develop gangrene? I believe there may be a detail or two missing here.

Yeah I left out most of the details because I thought the Funny Pictures Thread didn't need a description of :barf: medical details. The dude went from "Huh, I don't feel well" to flatlining on an operating table in ER about an hour later thanks to :nms: Fournier Gangrene, which is necrotizing fasciitis in the genitals area which develops extremely rapidly. He lost some of his penis and his entire scrotum and had to get his testicles 'banked' in his legs until the microsurgeons could build him a new scrotum. :nms:


tl;dr: penis gangrene is unpleasant

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah I left out most of the details because I thought the Funny Pictures Thread didn't need a description of :barf: medical details. The dude went from "Huh, I don't feel well" to flatlining on an operating table in ER about an hour later thanks to :nms: Fournier Gangrene, which is necrotizing fasciitis in the genitals area which develops extremely rapidly. He lost some of his penis and his entire scrotum and had to get his testicles 'banked' in his legs until the microsurgeons could build him a new scrotum. :nms:


tl;dr: penis gangrene is unpleasant

Man, that sucks for your friend. Glad he made it through though. I always thought Fournier gangrene only came from like diabetes or immunodeficiencies.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah I left out most of the details because I thought the Funny Pictures Thread didn't need a description of :barf: medical details. The dude went from "Huh, I don't feel well" to flatlining on an operating table in ER about an hour later thanks to :nms: Fournier Gangrene, which is necrotizing fasciitis in the genitals area which develops extremely rapidly. He lost some of his penis and his entire scrotum and had to get his testicles 'banked' in his legs until the microsurgeons could build him a new scrotum. :nms:


tl;dr: penis gangrene is unpleasant

Honestly, it's loving incredible that they could save his balls at all. The phrase "build him a new scrotum" is :science: as hell.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


These Loss parodies are getting elaborate.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


This one is really traveling, isn't it.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



:yikes:

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Reminds me of the story that appeared on Monday night's episode of Media Watch about news media in Australia posting articles about stuff they find on Reddit without checking if it was legit. http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/transcripts/s4661912.htm

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