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Blue Footed Booby posted:Honestly, it's loving incredible that they could save his balls at all. The phrase "build him a new scrotum" is So that's what they do with the elbows of deceased donor card users!
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Honestly, it's loving incredible that they could save his balls at all. The phrase "build him a new scrotum" is "... Clevon should regain full reproductive function." 
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Do you want to eat with a spoon? Well that's not how you do that.
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Because family comes first.
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HPanda posted:Because family comes first.
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The family that lays together stays together.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Yeah I left out most of the details because I thought the Funny Pictures Thread didn't need a description of  Jesus, give that man all the drugs he wants.
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medical details. The dude went from "Huh, I don't feel well" to flatlining on an operating table in ER about an hour later thanks to 
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Is it me or as the inbreeding kept on did their faces just start sloping off?
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Ziv Zulander posted:And of course, his portrait Keep in mind that is a royal portrait. They hired an artist to paint him in the best possible light. That is the idealized version of Charles II of Spain.
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He looks like someone kept hitting "randomize" in the Dark Souls character creator.
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My favorite excerpt from the Wikipedia article is always this:Wikipedia posted:The physician who performed his autopsy stated that his body "did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water." Its just so savage. RagnarokAngel has a new favorite as of 09:21 on May 2, 2017 |
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Hihohe posted:Is it me or as the inbreeding kept on did their faces just start sloping off? Screaming Idiot posted:He looks like someone kept hitting "randomize" in the Dark Souls character creator.
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Toe to tip, just like Bort.
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Genetic Ouroboros.
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Janet is cool. I wonder if it originally said tits but someone changed it after she died.
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Ziv Zulander posted:More reader friendly version It's cool to see the progression of the fuckedness through the generations. Phillip IV and Mariana of Austria were both looking pretty sketchy there. Then they bred them, because of course they did.
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Well yeah, having a mutant child is of little importance then, compared to keeping land holdings and power structures intact. I mean, it's still happening today. 
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Well yeah, having a mutant child is of little importance then, compared to keeping land holdings and power structures intact. I don't know who these people are.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I don't know who these people are. I believe that they're trumpspawn
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Solice Kirsk posted:I don't know who these people are. The bad guys in any 80s kids sports movie where someone has to win a ski race or something to make sure the clubhouse isn't demolished by evil investors.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Well yeah, having a mutant child is of little importance then, compared to keeping land holdings and power structures intact. 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:... his penis ... microsurgeons ... Hah
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Solice Kirsk posted:I don't know who these people are. I think they're off American Psycho
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Well yeah, having a mutant child is of little importance then, compared to keeping land holdings and power structures intact. Eric trump annoyed at the rising cost of doing his laundry.. http://i.imgur.com/GhWPkvF.gifv
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Solice Kirsk posted:I don't know who these people are. 2017 contestants for 'upper class twit of the year'.
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They sure isn't part of the establishment that's for sure.
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This is shaped like Texas. Fitting.
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Bombadilillo posted:This is shaped like Texas. Fitting. Even the forehead are bigger in Texas.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Well yeah, having a mutant child is of little importance then, compared to keeping land holdings and power structures intact. 
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Remember the Olamo.
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davebo posted:Remember the Olamo. I know I will. Old Dead Jugs.
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Say Nothing posted:Genetic Ouroboros. iirc if you keep track of the inbreeding coefficients across generations charles 2 electric boogaloo is actually more inbred than a brother-sister child 
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See, that's why automatic makeup machines are still years away. Look at that, no face recognition at all, it just stamped eyeshadow over where the eyes are supposed to be and called it a day.
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