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Seems like someone should make an hourglass of sandwich ideology. Hyperplanes of sandwich semantics: a thesis Now they have to elect me to the national academy of sciences pangstrom has a new favorite as of 12:01 on May 2, 2017 |
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(sorry thought this was chat thread)
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May 2, 2017 11:58
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(sorry thought this was chat thread)
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May 2, 2017 11:59
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Don't Let The Pigeon Post On The Internet is a cautionary tale. Bit bleak for a kid's book though.
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May 2, 2017 12:40
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What's pure becoming supposed to be?
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May 2, 2017 13:00
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Fathis Munk posted:What's pure becoming supposed to be?
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May 2, 2017 13:09
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cinci zoo sniper posted:Political Buddhism? Ah, self-immolation, the highest form of political action.
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May 2, 2017 13:11
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an alignment chart without landerig? this is madness
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May 2, 2017 14:53
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cinci zoo sniper posted:Political Buddhism? True enlightenment is in the middle
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May 2, 2017 15:24
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The Trash Can of Ideology
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May 2, 2017 15:32
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Radical Sandwich Anarchy is the name of my new punk rock band.
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May 2, 2017 15:39
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Mac 'n Cheese is a sandwich. Fight me.
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May 2, 2017 16:56
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Outrail posted:Mac 'n Cheese is a sandwich.
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May 2, 2017 17:16
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Really, the only person that can define a sandwich is its creator. If you set out to make a sandwich, the result is a sandwich. If you put cheese and meat in a tortilla and call it a taco, it's a taco. If I take the same ingredients and call it a fold-over sandwich, that's what it is. Sandwichhood begins at conception.
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May 2, 2017 17:24
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Outrail posted:Mac 'n Cheese is a sandwich. Really its a collection of dozens to hundreds of smaller sandwiches. Tortellini is a sandwich. Ravioli is not, because of its extremely high pasta-to-pasta-contact surface area.
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May 2, 2017 17:38
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Strom Cuzewon posted:Really its a collection of dozens to hundreds of smaller sandwiches. Next you'll tell me a toast isn't a sandwich because of bread-to-bread contact area.
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May 2, 2017 17:40
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Ravioli is small boiled calzones, ie. pizzas, ie. sandwiches.
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May 2, 2017 17:44
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I bet this is how Darwin felt when he was writing Evolution of the Species.
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May 2, 2017 17:48
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Il Duce di Lasagna is the true inventor of the sandwich
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May 2, 2017 17:47
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Outrail posted:I bet this is how Darwin felt when he was writing Evolution of the Species. He was inspired when a passing finch dropped a panini on his head.
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May 2, 2017 17:48
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Imagine how things would have turned out if it had been a sandwich instead.
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May 2, 2017 19:48
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Outrail posted:I bet this is how Darwin felt when he was writing Evolution of the Species. It was how Socrates’ students felt.
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May 2, 2017 22:45
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An Oreo is a sandwich. A layer cake is a sandwich. A hot pocket is a sandwich.
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May 3, 2017 04:07
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A person wearing clothes is a sandwich
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May 3, 2017 04:09
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fig 1.: A soup sandwich
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May 3, 2017 04:13
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The contents are too thick to be a soup. That's clearly a stew sandwich.
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May 3, 2017 04:17
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Theris posted:The contents are too thick to be a soup. That's clearly a stew sandwich. A stewich, if you will.
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May 3, 2017 04:17
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A book is a sandwich
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May 3, 2017 04:18
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A loaf of bread is a sandwich
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May 3, 2017 04:20
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FrozenVent posted:fig 1.: A soup sandwich fig 1.a: bread titty
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May 3, 2017 04:26
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Living things are made out of certain types of cells sandwiched between other types of cells therefore all things that are food to people are sandwiches.
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May 3, 2017 05:26
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When you think about it, bread is really a delicious soft inside sandwiched between an outer shell that often tastes worse but is necessary for its structural integrity, therefore bread is a sandwich.
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May 3, 2017 05:33
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Living things are made out of certain types of cells sandwiched between other types of cells therefore all things that are food to people are sandwiches. Your thinking is too constrained by the "food" box. Think of all the things that could be sandwiches that we just can't eat.
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May 3, 2017 05:34
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A colon is a poo poo sandwich.
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May 3, 2017 05:34
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someone hand socrates a goddamned snickers (aka a nut and nouget sandwich) already
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May 3, 2017 05:47
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So, the proud (?) tradition of most philosophy students being insufferable assholes already started with the ancient Greeks. I suppose that's good to know.
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May 3, 2017 06:10
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Carbon dioxide posted:So, the proud (?) tradition of most philosophy students being insufferable assholes already started with the ancient Greeks. I suppose that's good to know. We no longer execute them for being insufferable. So that could be a positive or negative depending on how you view it.
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May 3, 2017 07:44
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vyelkin posted:When you think about it, bread is really a delicious soft inside sandwiched between an outer shell that often tastes worse but is necessary for its structural integrity, therefore bread is a sandwich. What kind of lovely rear end bread do you eat where the crust is the worst part.
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May 3, 2017 08:02
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Fathis Munk posted:What kind of lovely rear end bread do you eat where the crust is the worst part.
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May 3, 2017 08:04
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vyelkin posted:A book is a sandwich A word burger.
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