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What is happening!? https://www.chemistryworld.com/careers/go-west-the-impact-of-scientist-movement-in-europe/3007201.article
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Shikantaza posted:What is happening!?
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Oooh boy that is a weird way to display that data. Also gently caress the publication system and using amount of publication to quantify science. Down with the system imo.
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# ? May 3, 2017 11:29 |
Fathis Munk posted:Oooh boy that is a weird way to display that data.
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Who needs arXiv when you have viXra http://vixra.org/ Come to think of it a lot of those papers should have some real wonderful graphs for this thread because they're generally batshit crazy
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goose willis posted:Who needs arXiv when you have viXra
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goose willis posted:Who needs arXiv when you have viXra That site slays http://vixra.org/pdf/1510.0060v1.pdf quote:Throughout this paper we will be taking a look on a rhetorical analysis of 4 different texts edit: that's the entire paper. the same author has another single-page paper in which he calls Einstein an idiot without mentioning him by name, but there are no diagrams in there Smirr has a new favorite as of 13:17 on May 3, 2017 |
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Groke posted:A word burger. A text taco, surely. The binding is one piece.
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# ? May 3, 2017 14:49 |
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Fruit are nature's sandwiches
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# ? May 3, 2017 14:57 |
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Maxwells Demon posted:We no longer execute them for being insufferable. So that could be a positive or negative depending on how you view it. We make them post-docs and TAs, which is much like torture. If nothing else it keeps them and their dangerous ideas safely contained.
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"Research scientists" (basically permanent post-docs) outside of a few fields and in my experience tend to either be really boring or really strange.
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# ? May 3, 2017 15:55 |
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Earth is basically a wrap with the atmosphere as the tortilla, when you think about it.
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More of a calzone situation imo
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Earth is just one giant pizza pop.
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# ? May 3, 2017 17:27 |
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Earth is a banana. It's a perfectly natural thing that can nourish everyone, and we've ripped the surface off of it, coated it in garbage and deep fried it to sell to fat white people at a carnival. Metaphorically speaking.
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I think the following things are clear: 1. A sandwich must be composed of a filling covered on at least two opposite sides by bread 2. The bread must not be baked along with the ingredients of the sandwich 3. Open-faced sandwiches bring only confusion and chaos and must be stamped out 4. Hotdogs aren't sandwiches
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I think the following things are clear:
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vyelkin posted:Earth is just one giant pizza pop. Ice cold in certain spots on the outside, mouth burning molten hot on the inside. Checks out. quote:2. The bread must not be baked along with the ingredients of the sandwich What about a grilled cheese?
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# ? May 3, 2017 19:12 |
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Oxyclean posted:What about a grilled cheese? Toasted with the ingredients not baked. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to highlight this distinction.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I think the following things are clear: Agreed, soup in a bread bowl is a sandwich
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# ? May 3, 2017 19:21 |
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vyelkin posted:Agreed, soup in a bread bowl is a sandwich Correction, the BEST sandwich.
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# ? May 3, 2017 19:32 |
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That graph aside, the photo at the top really reminds me of that one Black Mirror episode where everyone rates each other. I know it's not even related really but still.
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Is God a sandwich?
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# ? May 3, 2017 22:16 |
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Hotdogs are sandwiches because NASA said so.
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That's a pretty amazing exchange, thank god it has been written down for future generations.
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Gonna make myself a NASAndwich right now.
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# ? May 4, 2017 02:11 |
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Is a dead, beaten horse a sandwich?
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# ? May 4, 2017 02:16 |
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I'm pretty sure "hot dog sandwich" refers to those weird people that like to actually put several hot dogs between slices of bread instead of a bun
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goose willis posted:I'm pretty sure "hot dog sandwich" refers to those weird people that like to actually put several hot dogs between slices of bread instead of a bun This is a good thing to do if you are out of buns. You have to slice the hot dog half-open along its length though.
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Platystemon posted:
loving Americans. On the way to the moon and they're arguing about sandwich legitimacy.
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Fathis Munk posted:That's a pretty amazing exchange, thank god it has been written down for future generations. this but unironically
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:this but unironically Are there stairs in your spaceship? The terrible secret of space:
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Outrail posted:loving Americans. On the way to the moon and they're arguing about sandwich legitimacy. Apollo 13 It didn’t make it to the Moon.
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The Apollo 13 hot dog is still not as good as the contraband corned beef from Gemini 3.
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Outrail posted:loving Americans. On the way to the moon and they're arguing about sandwich legitimacy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZx0RIV0wss
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This is to precious to get lost in Sandwich chat.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:this but unironically Oh I was 100% unironical. Also haha, I wonder which of them is lying about the turd gently floating around.
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# ? May 4, 2017 07:52 |
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This is what happens when you just automatically convert your data table into a chart in Excel.
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cinci zoo sniper posted:Next you'll tell me a toast isn't a sandwich because of bread-to-bread contact area. Two slices of toast placed on top of the other (with no filling) is clearly not a sandwich, but two slices of toast held completely apart by molten cheese clearly IS. So the question is how much bread-contact is permissible. A well made toastie will just have a thin strip of crust around the outside where bread meets bread. Any more than that and yes, I would revoke it's status as a sandwich. Edit: I have some fascinating theories about piles of rice that I'm sure you'd all enjoy.
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