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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
There are some pretty primo reviews on here. It's like if the indians from the Indian men on facebook thread got grips on a whore house


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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

lol at going down on an unshaven hooker

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
People pay money for handjobs? Why?

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Three Olives posted:

People pay money for handjobs? Why?

Because you keep a busy schedule and a man's gotta get his needs met

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I'm FS CFS

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I'm also RATE rear end J-LO

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Because you keep a busy schedule and a man's gotta get his needs met

I have never had a handjob that was better than just jerking myself off, some significantly worse and all of them were free.

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Kodiak63 is a VERY discerning individual apparently.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Lick the pussy :confused:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Psycho Society posted:

Lick the pussy :confused:

Furries 😡

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
this is the kind of content gbs needs. im being 100% serious. way to put your wallet on the line in the name of comedy

Sodomeow
Sep 26, 2015
https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=brothel&find_loc=Reno%2C+NV&ns=1

Yelp reviews for Reno Brothels


The madam greeted us at the door and was incredibly kind. She prompty offered a line up and we saw 5 girls. More than Sagebrush at this time of day (It was 2pm)

Again, we were horrified to see that quality of these girls. They didn't have enough clothes on. We picked to best looking girl we could for the tour, which wasn't saying much.

We left without hearing any prices and came back later hoping that the good looking girls were either busy loving or sleeping. We came back disappointed and left yet again.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Three Olives posted:

People pay money for handjobs? Why?

Because you get a handjob.

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

scrubs season six posted:

Because you get a handjob.

And I've just been giving them away!!!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
What city has the most rub n tugs? Los Angeles?

Sodomeow
Sep 26, 2015

Waltzing Along posted:

What city has the most rub n tugs? Los Angeles?

rub n tugs are all over the place everywhere

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Waltzing Along posted:

What city has the most rub n tugs? Los Angeles?

SF or NYC, based on us census data on chinese american population

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Anywhere there are dicks there will be rub and tugs

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Waltzing Along posted:

What city has the most rub n tugs? Los Angeles?

On rubmaps houston has 488, LA 368, like 500 in SF-bay area., 400ish in NYC and 300 in Chicago.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


love 2 get my dick jerked at barfy foot massage

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Who knew mediocre handjobs were so popular...

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

May the 7 old and new gods

No wonder he's paying for handjobs yeesh

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Remember to leave a good review for your retard masturbator!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Blue Train posted:

May the 7 old and new gods

No wonder he's paying for handjobs yeesh

When I popped it was as if Thor's thunder itself was coursing through my grizzled veins!

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I imagine the kind of man who gets frequent tugjobs looks like Carl from aqua teen hunger force

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
hmm I could jerk off or I could get an unsatisfying $40 tugjob from a slave... decisions...

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Angela Lansburial posted:

hmm I could jerk off or I could get an unsatisfying $40 tugjob from a slave... decisions...

It's actually $100

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I'd consider going to one of these places if it was a good massage followed by an HJ for like $20 extra. But these reports seem to suggest that the massages aren't really very good. It's seems as if they aren't actual masseuses accepting cash for sexual activities. I must say, I don't want to pay for a handjob from a prostitute. I want to pay for a handjob from a qualified and licensed masseuse!

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
I think a real masseuse would rip your dick off. They have strong hands.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

ProfessorMurder posted:

I'd consider going to one of these places if it was a good massage followed by an HJ for like $20 extra. But these reports seem to suggest that the massages aren't really very good. It's seems as if they aren't actual masseuses accepting cash for sexual activities. I must say, I don't want to pay for a handjob from a prostitute. I want to pay for a handjob from a qualified and licensed masseuse!

one time I went and got a thai massage from a place that basically said "WE DONT DO SHADY poo poo WE ARE LEGIT ETC" honestly I felt good after, Then I went back the second time and yeah the lady was bad and she did this weird move in attempt to arouse me, I know it sounds goony and stupid but I think she wanted to do the A+ service to make up for her lovely technique.

So what happens when a woman stumbles into a rub and tug? do they just fake a lovely massage or do they kinda....go for it?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


I'm really good at sex I always give the woman many orgasms after I pay them to have sex with me

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Blue Train posted:

Anywhere there are dicks there will be rub and tugs

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
:yikes:

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
Can I just skip the massage and have them jerk me off?

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

ProfessorMurder posted:

I'd consider going to one of these places if it was a good massage followed by an HJ for like $20 extra. But these reports seem to suggest that the massages aren't really very good. It's seems as if they aren't actual masseuses accepting cash for sexual activities. I must say, I don't want to pay for a handjob from a prostitute. I want to pay for a handjob from a qualified and licensed masseuse!

:goonsay:

nice thread idea. i hope it doesn't get all political or misogynist.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Her looks it pretty average, and her massage is also not a big deal, but her HJ deserves to be recorded and shown to all providers who sucked at it. It's like she has a degree on jerking man

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

On Jerking Man

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
To Service Man

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012
I wonder if they will direct bill my insurance or if I'd have to put in a claim

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The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Where do I go to cum on a chiropractor? Europe?

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