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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
What about toast sandwich?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
This is a sandwich.

This: "Blumenthal's recipe for the toast sandwich involves bone marrow salad, egg yolk, mustard, gastrique, mayonnaise, and tomato ketchup" feels like it must be cheating. Although I really can't figure out how, because it's just condiments rather than anything I'd call a sandwich filling.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
That picture is actually a pretty good argument against sophisticated visual aids.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Platystemon posted:



Hotdogs are sandwiches because NASA said so.

The real reason Apollo 13 blew up. Punishment from God Almighty for putting catsup on a hot dog.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Fathis Munk posted:

That picture is actually a pretty good argument against sophisticated visual aids.

That picture is visual AIDS.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Phy posted:

The real reason Apollo 13 blew up. Punishment from God Almighty for putting catsup on a hot dog.

I put two things on my hot dogs: ketchup and cheese.
If I'm feeling adventurous, I'll have a chili cheese dog.

Anything else is just gross.

I'm so picky, that, as a kid, I got upset because I ordered a plain hot dog and they put it on a bun. I said "plain" dammit! Just a hot dog rolling around on a plate!

Like all of this? Wrong.


Edit: this chart isn't really that funny. Sorry.

Aleph Null has a new favorite as of 17:59 on May 4, 2017

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Aleph Null posted:

I put two things on my hot dogs: ketchup and cheese.
If I'm feeling adventurous, I'll have a chili cheese dog.

Anything else is just gross.

I'm so picky, that, as a kid, I got upset because I ordered a plain hot dog and they put it on a bun. I said "plain" dammit! Just a hot dog rolling around on a plate!

Like all of this? Wrong.


Edit: this chart isn't really that funny. Sorry.
whats funny is watching you defend your baby palate.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

sudonim posted:

whats funny is watching you defend your baby palate.

I'm not defending it. I definitely have a babby palate.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


7.2/10. No pylsur.:iceland:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
From http://lielabell.tumblr.com/post/91847143648/slides-from-the-omegaverse-panel-that-i-co-hosted



cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




What on the loving Earth did you just link? :allbuttons:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Charts. Duh.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Today I learned that Omega Males can be impregnated.

Cool.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Aleph Null posted:

I put two things on my hot dogs: ketchup and cheese.
If I'm feeling adventurous, I'll have a chili cheese dog.

Anything else is just gross.

I'm so picky, that, as a kid, I got upset because I ordered a plain hot dog and they put it on a bun. I said "plain" dammit! Just a hot dog rolling around on a plate!

Like all of this? Wrong.


Edit: this chart isn't really that funny. Sorry.

Chicago actually has two dogs, the Chicago dog and the Maxwell St. Polish.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

From that same community:



I love to hate this one. I love how it doesn't distinguish between a bunch of - what would seem to be - important categories.

Edit: Community here was the Omegaverse, not Chicago.

bookkeeper
Jul 14, 2010

it means "the kapital"

WrenP-Complete posted:

From that same community:



I love to hate this one. I love how it doesn't distinguish between a bunch of - what would seem to be - important categories.

Edit: Community here was the Omegaverse, not Chicago.

What the gently caress am I reading

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
It's a fantasy fetish thing.

CapitanGarlic
Feb 29, 2004

Much, much more.

WrenP-Complete posted:

From that same community:



I love to hate this one. I love how it doesn't distinguish between a bunch of - what would seem to be - important categories.

Edit: Community here was the Omegaverse, not Chicago.

All bow before the Omnihomo

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

bookkeeper posted:

What the gently caress am I reading

The Aristocrats Omegaverse!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Pakled posted:

It's a fantasy fetish thing.

Are people to supposed to masturbate to this?

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

This one isn't a bad graph at all, though? It's a visual representation of sizes of rectangular objects in a way that demonstrates exactly how they compare to each other. You can find similar charts for screen resolution.

Admittedly, it's kind of hard to tell which label is pointing to which section in places, but that's about the only really "bad" part.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

twoday posted:

Are people to supposed to masturbate to this?

eh, fetishes for every other thing under the sun, I don't see why excel spreadsheets would be any different

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

twoday posted:

Are people to supposed to masturbate to this?

I *think* it's meant to subdivide sexual groupings in that fantasy universe mentioned above. But it's a mess of Greek and Latin... and divisions/groupings that don't make nay sense.

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

drat, I thought it was going to be some typical MRA/PUA :biotruths: poo poo... but then I read it. Wild.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Are people supposed to masturbate to this?

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

CharlieWhiskey posted:

Are people supposed to masturbate to this?

Probably not, but they do so anyways.

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

CharlieWhiskey posted:

Are people supposed to masturbate to this?
Well it does have a lot of wieners in it.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
Somebody make a graph outlining all the graphs I'm allowed to masturbate to.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Stex T posted:

Somebody make a graph outlining all the graphs I'm allowed to masturbate to.

The Internet shall make no law respecting an establishment of graphs, or prohibiting the free masturbation thereto.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Stex T posted:

Somebody make a graph outlining all the graphs I'm allowed to masturbate to.

Here you go.



It's a pie chart. Or maybe a venn diagram.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Stex T posted:

Somebody make a graph outlining all the graphs I'm allowed to masturbate to.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007


I'm the supernatural element of empathy.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

BonHair posted:

I'm the supernatural element of empathy.

You need to remember this was created by autists to them it is.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Of course it is a fetish thing. Of course.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Mikl posted:

Of course it is a fetish thing. Of course.

As i recall this Omegaverse stuff was actually presented to people at a convention. Like you could go to a talk on this stuff if you wanted.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Aramoro posted:

As i recall this Omegaverse stuff was actually presented to people at a convention. Like you could go to a talk on this stuff if you wanted.

Your saying that like it's some how out of the ordinary for convention panels.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Yes, if you click on the link at the top of my post you'll see these are slides taken from a presentation made at dashcon, the tumblr con. There's a couple others but there are others but they are text only.

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Aleph Null posted:

I put two things on my hot dogs: ketchup and cheese.
If I'm feeling adventurous, I'll have a chili cheese dog.

Anything else is just gross.

I'm so picky, that, as a kid, I got upset because I ordered a plain hot dog and they put it on a bun. I said "plain" dammit! Just a hot dog rolling around on a plate!

Like all of this? Wrong.


Edit: this chart isn't really that funny. Sorry.
Norway why?

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