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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mčre
College Slice
CAFS is the best

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

myDad posted:

CAFS is the best

Cocks Akimbo Full Service.

number one pta fan
Sep 6, 2011

my work is my play play
every day pay day
Chronic rear end loving Syndrome. When you're tired, from loving too much rear end.

stump collector
May 28, 2007

ProfessorMurder posted:

Cocks Akimbo Full Service.

number one pta fan posted:

Chronic rear end loving Syndrome.

Clothed After loving Stuff

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
CAFS?

Anal Full Service? Condom? Covered? Complete?

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

rubmaps just saw a huge jump in regs

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Bare Back Blow Job
Let's move on, now

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Drunk Nerds posted:

Bare Back Blow Job
Let's move on, now

Yea, let's move on to prostate massages.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

scrubs season six posted:

I politely declined but gave her 5 bucks and she called me a sweetheart and gave me a hug.
Oh poo poo man, you should probably get yourself checked out.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

rubmaps put this town on the map

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
What is this "Pro State" massage? Is it some manner of state certification masseuses get?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im gonna make a GoonTug app

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
gotta ask whats the situation in lee summit MO?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

ProfessorMurder posted:

Yea, I don't think it's just a gay thing.


How would you know anything about being straight.

Your postin' in Girl Boss Sentral

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

rap music posted:

rubmaps just saw a huge jump in regs

We gave em that "gbs bump"

But then again getting bumps are something the rubmap community is probably pretty familiar with

Dreddout fucked around with this message at 06:20 on May 5, 2017

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Dreddout posted:

How would you know anything about being straight.

Your postin' in Girl Boss Sentral

I never said I was straight. ;)

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

why are people licking hooker vagina

Pretty sure they give you a rebate...

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
"Semi-Truck Parking"

Rubmaps knows their audience.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mčre
College Slice

Isaac posted:

Im gonna make a GoonTug app

I'll make the website

Mickey Mental
May 18, 2008

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

rubmaps put this town on the map

Are you the mayor of Ionia, Michigan?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Imagine a town thats famous for its rub n tugs. Maybe even a regional speciality rub and tug

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Mickey Mental posted:

Are you the mayor of Ionia, Michigan?

Onan's Grip, OH

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Cincinatti rub n tug is a blowjob while you eat a hotdog

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mčre
College Slice

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

why are people licking hooker vagina

If you read actual hooker reviews guys go into a lot of detail on how many times they got the hooker off. They spend more time talking about that than the actual sex.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

yeah I eat rear end posted:

If you read actual hooker reviews guys go into a lot of detail on how many times they got the hooker off. They spend more time talking about that than the actual sex.

They seem to like to pretend that the hooker actually enjoys having sex with them.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

There Bias Two posted:

They seem to like to pretend that the hooker actually enjoys having sex with them.

I'm pretty sure in their mind they aren't pretending, they are really just that pathetic.

Another common comment is "she thought it would be too big to fit" or other penis size references.

gay for gacha
Dec 22, 2006

Can I see Smiles salon in Philadelphia? My wife got me a gift card there and I went and it was the most creepy dingy thing in the world.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

lemonslol posted:

Can I see Smiles salon in Philadelphia? My wife got me a gift card there and I went and it was the most creepy dingy thing in the world.

To be fair, that applies to most businesses in Philly.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Isaac posted:

Im gonna make a GoonTug app

We don't need to know what everyone's moms basement looks like

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
So, OP, did you find what you were looking for?

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
The masseuse info is so detailed in the reviews, I would be concentrating so hard on collecting all the required personal information that I'd lose my boner.

"Just give me a minute here lady. Now I need your date of birth, drivers licence number and mother's maiden name before you can jerk me off."

ArmTheHomeless
Jan 10, 2003

scrubs season six posted:

In 2010 or so I was in Reno staying at Harrah's downtown and was walking to the parking garage (outside, on the sidewalk) at about 6:30 AM and a woman stopped and asked me if I could spare some change and I started digging in my pockets and as soon as I did she said "you want a blowjob for 15 dollars?"

I politely declined but gave her 5 bucks and she called me a sweetheart and gave me a hug.

That 5 bucks could have easily gotten you a hand job, you goon.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

scrubs season six posted:

In 2010 or so I was in Reno staying at Harrah's downtown and was walking to the parking garage (outside, on the sidewalk) at about 6:30 AM and a woman stopped and asked me if I could spare some change and I started digging in my pockets and as soon as I did she said "you want a blowjob for 15 dollars?"

I politely declined but gave her 5 bucks and she called me a sweetheart and gave me a hug.

You got hugged by a crackhead's dick-jerking hands.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Scratch Monkey posted:

You got hugged by a crackhead's dick-jerking hands.

I'm pretty sure most people's hands have been dick-jerking hands at one point or another, whether it be their own dick or someone else's.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
I used this site once during a dark period when in Arizona. Was disappointed when my masseuse ended up being some old Asian and thought, well, I'll just get a reasonable normal massage since I'm already here.

Still ended up getting hard and she went right for my cock and jerked me off. She asked how much extra I was paying. I offered $20 but she wouldn't let me leave until I paid another $60.

Mustached5thGrader fucked around with this message at 13:22 on May 7, 2017

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

scrubs season six posted:

In 2010 or so I was in Reno staying at Harrah's downtown and was walking to the parking garage (outside, on the sidewalk) at about 6:30 AM and a woman stopped and asked me if I could spare some change and I started digging in my pockets and as soon as I did she said "you want a blowjob for 15 dollars?"

I politely declined but gave her 5 bucks and she called me a sweetheart and gave me a hug.

And how long until you married her?

batmansdrawers
Jan 1, 2006

Y-Y-Y-Yoda
Here's a short list.
Hope that helps.

http://wiki.insearchofchicas.org/Sexual_Acronyms
edit: Yikes here's a longer list of the "Hobby" terms. (Yes, it is referred to as the Hobby often...)
:nws:https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=8752:nws:

batmansdrawers fucked around with this message at 15:56 on May 7, 2017

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Hell, Michigan, is a really lame tourist trap. Handjobs are top notch, though.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

batmansdrawers posted:

Here's a short list.
Hope that helps.

http://wiki.insearchofchicas.org/Sexual_Acronyms
edit: Yikes here's a longer list of the "Hobby" terms. (Yes, it is referred to as the Hobby often...)
:nws:https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=8752:nws:

'Anti-Sex Pervert These are the "real" perverts, the people who are against the concept of healthy men engaging in sex with willing female partners.'

Sex trafficking? Nonsense. Asia is just filled with woman eager to jack off creepy American men in the dingy back rooms of strip malls

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