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rubmaps just saw a huge jump in regs
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scrubs season six posted:I politely declined but gave her 5 bucks and she called me a sweetheart and gave me a hug.
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# ? May 5, 2017 04:12 |
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rubmaps put this town on the map
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# ? May 5, 2017 05:36 |
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What is this "Pro State" massage? Is it some manner of state certification masseuses get?
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# ? May 5, 2017 05:44 |
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Im gonna make a GoonTug app
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# ? May 5, 2017 06:11 |
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gotta ask whats the situation in lee summit MO?
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ProfessorMurder posted:Yea, I don't think it's just a gay thing. How would you know anything about being straight. Your postin' in Girl Boss Sentral
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# ? May 5, 2017 06:16 |
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rap music posted:rubmaps just saw a huge jump in regs We gave em that "gbs bump" But then again getting bumps are something the rubmap community is probably pretty familiar with Dreddout fucked around with this message at 06:20 on May 5, 2017 |
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Dreddout posted:How would you know anything about being straight. I never said I was straight.
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"Semi-Truck Parking" Rubmaps knows their audience.
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Isaac posted:Im gonna make a GoonTug app I'll make the website
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:rubmaps put this town on the map Are you the mayor of Ionia, Michigan?
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# ? May 5, 2017 07:14 |
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Imagine a town thats famous for its rub n tugs. Maybe even a regional speciality rub and tug
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Mickey Mental posted:Are you the mayor of Ionia, Michigan? Onan's Grip, OH
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:why are people licking hooker vagina If you read actual hooker reviews guys go into a lot of detail on how many times they got the hooker off. They spend more time talking about that than the actual sex.
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# ? May 5, 2017 12:16 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If you read actual hooker reviews guys go into a lot of detail on how many times they got the hooker off. They spend more time talking about that than the actual sex. They seem to like to pretend that the hooker actually enjoys having sex with them.
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# ? May 5, 2017 12:21 |
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There Bias Two posted:They seem to like to pretend that the hooker actually enjoys having sex with them. I'm pretty sure in their mind they aren't pretending, they are really just that pathetic. Another common comment is "she thought it would be too big to fit" or other penis size references.
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# ? May 5, 2017 12:30 |
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Can I see Smiles salon in Philadelphia? My wife got me a gift card there and I went and it was the most creepy dingy thing in the world.
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lemonslol posted:Can I see Smiles salon in Philadelphia? My wife got me a gift card there and I went and it was the most creepy dingy thing in the world. To be fair, that applies to most businesses in Philly.
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# ? May 5, 2017 12:51 |
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Isaac posted:Im gonna make a GoonTug app We don't need to know what everyone's moms basement looks like
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# ? May 5, 2017 13:25 |
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So, OP, did you find what you were looking for?
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# ? May 5, 2017 14:35 |
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The masseuse info is so detailed in the reviews, I would be concentrating so hard on collecting all the required personal information that I'd lose my boner. "Just give me a minute here lady. Now I need your date of birth, drivers licence number and mother's maiden name before you can jerk me off."
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# ? May 6, 2017 04:24 |
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scrubs season six posted:In 2010 or so I was in Reno staying at Harrah's downtown and was walking to the parking garage (outside, on the sidewalk) at about 6:30 AM and a woman stopped and asked me if I could spare some change and I started digging in my pockets and as soon as I did she said "you want a blowjob for 15 dollars?" That 5 bucks could have easily gotten you a hand job, you goon.
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scrubs season six posted:In 2010 or so I was in Reno staying at Harrah's downtown and was walking to the parking garage (outside, on the sidewalk) at about 6:30 AM and a woman stopped and asked me if I could spare some change and I started digging in my pockets and as soon as I did she said "you want a blowjob for 15 dollars?" You got hugged by a crackhead's dick-jerking hands.
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# ? May 7, 2017 12:37 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:You got hugged by a crackhead's dick-jerking hands. I'm pretty sure most people's hands have been dick-jerking hands at one point or another, whether it be their own dick or someone else's.
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# ? May 7, 2017 12:55 |
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I used this site once during a dark period when in Arizona. Was disappointed when my masseuse ended up being some old Asian and thought, well, I'll just get a reasonable normal massage since I'm already here. Still ended up getting hard and she went right for my cock and jerked me off. She asked how much extra I was paying. I offered $20 but she wouldn't let me leave until I paid another $60. Mustached5thGrader fucked around with this message at 13:22 on May 7, 2017 |
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scrubs season six posted:In 2010 or so I was in Reno staying at Harrah's downtown and was walking to the parking garage (outside, on the sidewalk) at about 6:30 AM and a woman stopped and asked me if I could spare some change and I started digging in my pockets and as soon as I did she said "you want a blowjob for 15 dollars?" And how long until you married her?
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# ? May 7, 2017 13:56 |
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Here's a short list. Hope that helps. http://wiki.insearchofchicas.org/Sexual_Acronyms edit: Yikes here's a longer list of the "Hobby" terms. (Yes, it is referred to as the Hobby often...) https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=8752 batmansdrawers fucked around with this message at 15:56 on May 7, 2017 |
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Hell, Michigan, is a really lame tourist trap. Handjobs are top notch, though.
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batmansdrawers posted:Here's a short list. 'Anti-Sex Pervert These are the "real" perverts, the people who are against the concept of healthy men engaging in sex with willing female partners.' Sex trafficking? Nonsense. Asia is just filled with woman eager to jack off creepy American men in the dingy back rooms of strip malls
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