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Jose posted:the housing association who own the freehold of my flat have sent a letter saying i owe them £486 which seems excessive since its more than the annual fee they should get from me and i've only been here 4 months They must've heard about your council tax discount
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camp lizard i just carried a really really heavy box home from work and now my arms are flaccid, floppy and limp, so i think my wanking days are numbered
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May 5, 2017 17:52
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Don't worry, you can still give blowjobs
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Ratjaculation posted:P. sure pissflaps was a regular in the older versions f this thread Taff has the gorilla mindset be in awe of his emotional control
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May 5, 2017 17:54
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MikeCrotch posted:I remember when pissflaps was actually a normal poster before the socialist grandpa got elected lol just lol
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:camp lizard printers sure are heavy aren't they!
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MikeCrotch posted:I remember when pissflaps was actually a normal poster before the socialist grandpa got elected Pissflaps was never normal wtf
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Vitamins posted:printers sure are heavy aren't they! A loose female colleague of mine calls me at 1:00pm today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can't open it. It's made in Microsoft Publisher and I don't have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or to persuade IT to install it for me. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my office. I finally come up with an idea and I tell the girl, if I can proceed with it. The plan was I would carry my printer about 2miles to her office, print out the needed pages, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a hug out of this ordeal. By the time I get there, I'm wet all over from sweating in the +90 degree heat outside and carrying a heavy motherfucking HP Deskjet printer. The first thing I see upon entering her office (my first time in a girl's office) are some panties on her desk. After the initial shock of seeing such a horrific sight for the first time, I setup the printer and get my job done. However, I did consider sniffing the lingere when she left the room once, but with the wuss that I am, I just ended up staring at them the whole while. That was a sarcastic joke for those of you too stupid to realize that To make a long story short, just as I was finishing up with the printing job (which was hefty), her colleague and his gay colleague walk in, say hello, and begin hanging out in the office as they waited for the girl to finish this work so they could go to the only decent meeting room for third party meetings that people still keep loving booking out for one-to-one catchup sessions jesus christ are you people retarded are you actually loving retarded do you think the business will crumble to a halt if you don't get your twice-weekly catchup re: workload prioritisation in gently caress poo poo die. This effectively ruins my chances of getting a hug and I walk another 2 miles back with the motherfucking printer in hand. The only thing that I got out of this were some very painful fingers and a "thanks" as I walked out her office door. So, am I pathetic for doing all these things? It wouldn't be the first time I've pledged my heart and soul to a girl and gotten back almost nothing in return. I would hate turning her or anyone else I knew down or making up some lie.
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May 5, 2017 19:02
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it was actually a package of bottles and beer stuff though
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What a poo poo week at work. I am now drinking heavily. It's like a lovely warm comfort blanket.
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May 5, 2017 19:19
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Jose posted:the housing association who own the freehold of my flat have sent a letter saying i owe them £486 which seems excessive since its more than the annual fee they should get from me and i've only been here 4 months my housing association is some rube-goldberg incompetence machine who also charge a lot for nebulous stuff
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May 5, 2017 19:24
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Like any true Britisher, I dream of owning a share in some sort of monopoly that allows me to extract rents from my fellow human beings, while doing precisely bugger all in return.
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May 5, 2017 19:29
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it'd be good i think aa gill described the english as a nation of people who think they are temporarily embarrassed millionaires; it might explain why they keep voting tories into power.
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May 5, 2017 19:35
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Like the useless oval office I am I've gone and lost my debit card.
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May 5, 2017 19:37
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It's ok, I found it. Currently buying £000's worth of dragon dildoes to send to yr home address.
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:it'd be good thats america. we're just cunts
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May 5, 2017 19:41
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have some best korea music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1LhjAKiRY
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Jose posted:thats america. we're just cunts oh yeah
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Pistol_Pete posted:It's ok, I found it. Currently buying £000's worth of dragon dildoes to send to yr home address. I could use some conversation pieces.
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May 5, 2017 19:46
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ive put me back out
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May 5, 2017 19:48
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stop trying to autofellate idiot
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Bobby Deluxe posted:ive put me back out lol i had to struggle an awkwardly shaped 30kg box home adn you're the one that's hosed their back
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May 5, 2017 19:54
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my meatspace presence is not very well designed
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liverpool still resisting the tories 
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May 5, 2017 20:15
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u got the wrong uk thread this place is about wanking and buying houses
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Looke posted:u got the wrong uk thread you'd never see the other thread do either of these things
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Looke posted:this place is about wanking and buying houses tautological
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Jose hasn't messaged me since Wednesday and I am legit devvo' pls tell him off for breaking my heart.
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Solefald posted:Jose hasn't messaged me since Wednesday and I am legit devvo' People don't message when they are dead. Right fluo?
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Dugong posted:liverpool still resisting the tories we did good also a friend of mine worked for the tory candidate in his pillow factory, he's an absolute oval office if you haven't guessed it I wonder what happened in the timeline where Pete Price stood
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Solefald posted:Jose hasn't messaged me since Wednesday and I am legit devvo' its friday lol
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May 5, 2017 22:09
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i'm not helping you on heroes of the storm
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Lmao
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I'll HoTS with you at some point if you want Solefad, I need to get that D'va mount
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Jose posted:i'm not helping you on heroes of the storm I got help from some other goons. I don't need you. 
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