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Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Ah yes, a woman. How revolting.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Beeswax posted:

Ah yes, a woman female. How revolting.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

yes how dare you assume xer gender identity by xer just happening to appear to be female

thats it ur out of the woke rear end liberals club

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

It's real hosed up that woman has a face and isn't 20

I thought there were laws in this country

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Erebus posted:

It's real hosed up that woman has a face and isn't 20

I thought there were laws in this country

Trump has proposed one.

Gonna call it Homer's Law. :911:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
So that's what they look like up close.

Erebus posted:

It's real hosed up that woman has a face and isn't 20

I thought there were laws in this country

I have some acid here I'm not doing anything with, just sayin'.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Is it throwing-grade?

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
No no no, dig up

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Dungeon Ecology posted:

yes how dare you assume xer gender identity by xer just happening to appear to be female

thats it ur out of the woke rear end liberals club

you're not too good with "context" or "jokes" are you fella.

soylon
Jan 29, 2015

soylon has a new favorite as of 15:47 on May 5, 2017

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Stoatbringer posted:


Ah yes, a woman female. :females: How revolting.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dungeon Ecology posted:

yes how dare you assume xer gender identity by xer just happening to appear to be female

thats it ur out of the woke rear end liberals club

drat, this is a cool and original joke.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

twoday posted:

What about that that woman from the progressive ads? Can I want to gently caress her? Or is that also bad for some reason?



Not a cartoon, an animal, or a cartoon animal, so the internet isn't interested.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Hey all you Flo lovers, enjoy this....















*dry heaves*

Daaaaamn you're saying this bitch gets professional makeup and favorable lighting before appearing on TV?!

Also lol I definitely Still Would

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug




PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

I don't know how the gently caress anyone can complain about bone hurting juice when those exist.

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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PittTheElder posted:

I don't know how the gently caress anyone can complain about bone hurting juice when those exist.

those seem like they had a bit more effort in them, to be fair

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

PittTheElder posted:

I don't know how the gently caress anyone can complain about bone hurting juice when those exist.

*dips bedora*

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

PittTheElder posted:

I don't know how the gently caress anyone can complain about bone hurting juice when those exist.

Most people complain about bone hurting juice like "ow oof ouch my bones".

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

PittTheElder posted:

I don't know how the gently caress anyone can complain about bone hurting juice when those exist.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
lotta people accidentally drank the butt-hurting juice

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

:DD :DDDDD

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Please stop discussing whether or not you would do the nice insurance lady.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Please stop discussing whether or not you would do the nice insurance lady.



could you start banning people for that

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Hogge Wild posted:

could you start banning people for that

I actually just redrafted the PYF rules to explicitly say "don't be a creep." I didn't want to need to add "by this I mean don't tell us who or what you'd beat off to" because I feel like it makes a bad first impression of the subforum, but I am absolutely considering it

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Oct 30, 2009

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Just what do you expect me to talk about then?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oldbenis.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
I'm handsome IRL so it's actually impossible for me to be a creep

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Please stop discussing whether or not you would do the nice insurance lady.

Is the Geico gecko still fair game?

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

This is good. :d:D:d: D

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I actually just redrafted the PYF rules to explicitly say "don't be a creep." I didn't want to need to add "by this I mean don't tell us who or what you'd beat off to" because I feel like it makes a bad first impression of the subforum, but I am absolutely considering it

Maybe 5 new rules? They're all the same: "Nobody cares who you would or would not have sex with.", but each one is in progressively larger text.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

the_steve posted:

Maybe 5 new rules? They're all the same: "Nobody cares who you would or would not have sex with.", but each one is in progressively larger text.

Now that's good thinkin'

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions

the_steve posted:

Maybe 5 new rules? They're all the same: "Nobody cares who you would or would not have sex with.", but each one is in progressively larger text.

Does this mean everyone in the AFP thread saying 'would' gets banned

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
would.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

It's good as long as people in the funny pictures thread can still talk about which couches are used in porn

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

El Burbo posted:

It's good as long as people in the funny pictures thread can still talk about which couches are used in porn

They're fine as long as the don't start talking about which couches they'd have sex with.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I felt as though I'd seen a "sex with a couch" meme recently, and as it would be thread and conversation topical, googled "sex with a couch" in search of it.

I don't know why I did that.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
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TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I felt as though I'd seen a "sex with a couch" meme recently, and as it would be thread and conversation topical, googled "sex with a couch" in search of it.

I don't know why I did that.

Were you really expecting something else?

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