Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
Yeah, it seems mostly like a just-above-amateur RPGmaker game, and those are pretty dinky to me, but there's nothing obviously bad from the steam page.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Even if you're OK with Choice of Games' particular brand of text adventure games, Welcome to Moreytown definitely fits in this thread.

quote:

Claw your way to the top of Moreytown, a furry slum for human-animal hybrids. Will you take down the gangs who rule the town, or take them over instead

:furcry:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
e this isnt may games thread

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Porno Studio Tycoon, featuring all the raw sexuality of a Facebook game.


goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Guy Mann posted:

Porno Studio Tycoon, featuring all the raw sexuality of a Facebook game.




Dude what the gently caress is the world map from that game

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I appreciate the implication that all porn is created via processing on an ancient "pornotron 2000" mainframe in the shooting bedroom, which has a pizza button to automatically order takeout for the actors, I guess?

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Guy Mann posted:

Porno Studio Tycoon, featuring all the raw sexuality of a Facebook game.



Their logo has a little something extra.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Rebel Blob posted:

Their logo has a little something extra.



:raise:

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Obviously Total Recall fans

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
even if you isolated everything about this game down to this image and cropped it to only show that guy on the right you could tell this game was made by a very boring straight guy

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

That... actually looks like it could be interesting? Or at least funny. The art could be a lot more sleazy than it is, considering the subject matter.

HGH
Dec 20, 2011

goose willis posted:

Dude what the gently caress is the world map from that game


Seems like the nuclear apocalypse really messed up the continents.

IronicDongz posted:

even if you isolated everything about this game down to this image and cropped it to only show that guy on the right you could tell this game was made by a very boring straight guy
Or a hidden object game fan.

Kalimar
Mar 20, 2006

http://store.steampowered.com/app/512060/Stay_Stay_Democratic_Peoples_Republic_of_Korea/

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

IronicDongz posted:

even if you isolated everything about this game down to this image and cropped it to only show that guy on the right you could tell this game was made by a very boring straight guy



"A dog ate my shoes. Heh, how about that. :shobon:"

Fruits of the sea posted:

That... actually looks like it could be interesting? Or at least funny. The art could be a lot more sleazy than it is, considering the subject matter.

We always have Lula: The Sexy Empire for that.

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry
or Triple X Tycoon®

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
Finally, I can live the dream of watching other people have sex as a business until it's more boring and routine than most people could ever think is possible.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
COMBO!

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Oh boy, a comedy game where the dev is trying to be really funny by making a lovely game and the joke is that they made a lovely game :|

overeager overeater
Oct 16, 2011

"The cosmonauts were transfixed with wonderment as the sun set - over the Earth - there lucklessly, untethered Comrade Todd on fire."




it owns that in the course of trying to make "biting" commentary, they came up with the blandest possible Greenlight game

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009




d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

we are slowly going insane

here's a chicken with a gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_7NLeLYmPI

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

d0grent posted:

we are slowly going insane

here's a chicken with a gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_7NLeLYmPI

This may be you guys' best work yet.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

d0grent posted:

we are slowly going insane

here's a chicken with a gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_7NLeLYmPI

Some good edits.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/596950/Rat_Simulator/

Watch out for the hadouken from the pest exterminators'.

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

Largepotato posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/596950/Rat_Simulator/

Watch out for the hadouken from the pest exterminators'.

welp, I know what next week's video is gonna be

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Largepotato posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/596950/Rat_Simulator/

Watch out for the hadouken from the pest exterminators'.

Why is the logo a pregnant rat if they're not even going to make it a strategy game where you command your brood of sewerspawn.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

d0grent posted:

we are slowly going insane

here's a chicken with a gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_7NLeLYmPI

Do you guys have a discord or anything like that

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

bad day posted:

In my brain I deliberately misread "Bass" as in fish and "Bass" as in music and vice versa and it is a never ending source of laughs.

I mean imagine a music game called Bass Fishing. Or a musician named BassHunter.

Edit: who makes techno music. About
Bass. With such hits as "Drop That Bass" and "Bass On The Dance Floor"

epic

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

FirstAidKite posted:

Do you guys have a discord or anything like that

we've been asked that a few times before so I'm gonna go ahead and make one today

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

d0grent posted:

we've been asked that a few times before so I'm gonna go ahead and make one today

Lemme know when it gets made.


I've got so many bad games I can recommend. >:]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfupO4ZzPs

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


d0grent posted:

we are slowly going insane

here's a chicken with a gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_7NLeLYmPI

This is some A+ poo poo.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Faerie Fortune
Nov 14, 2004

This may have already been posted but I saw some streamers I like playing this for a bad games segment they do and I just had to post it here for you guys to "enjoy" too

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
I only date tanks that are skirtless.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
This was posted in the Persona 5 thread, but how about a Hotline Miami knockoff with edited art from the Persona games.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Largepotato posted:

I only date tanks that are skirtless.

:golfclap:

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


So what's up with that Mr. Massagy game on Steam:



Does that controller have a vagina?

quote:

Q: Okay… So, what do I get?
A: A fine dating simulator with the possibility of getting a real massage from your gamepad controller!

Q: What's up with the massage and the controller?
A: We programmed various vibration patterns… depending on the date´s personality.







d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

that's pretty sad, but I'm pretty sure they've been making those for the playstation in japan since like the ps2 also.

FirstAidKite posted:

Lemme know when it gets made.


I've got so many bad games I can recommend. >:]

discord is up at https://discord.gg/avu5eGf

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

Palpek posted:

So what's up with that Mr. Massagy game on Steam:



Does that controller have a vagina?

It's a dating sim that unlocks different rumble patterns for the controller depending on how well you do. I thought it parodied the genre pretty well. The body pillow date was funny.

Also, the controller may or may not have a vulva.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply