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Polish Ministry of Foreign Affairs issued a note regarding speech of Emmanuel Macron - unfortunately they used Google Translate:
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https://twitter.com/emmaroller/status/860579390740189188
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May 5, 2017 21:12
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LMAO fat burd
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May 5, 2017 21:31
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Pretty sure that's a rabbit.
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May 5, 2017 21:32
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Wheat Loaf posted:Pretty sure that's a rabbit. STOP Stop it...
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May 5, 2017 21:34
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Wheat Loaf posted:Pretty sure that's a rabbit. No, it's a young woman looking away from the camera.
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May 5, 2017 21:38
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With white and gold feathers.
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May 5, 2017 22:18
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Pfft. Clearly two lamps and a drape.
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May 6, 2017 00:05
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Japanese theme park offers the services of "bad guys" the guests can beat up to impress their date.
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May 6, 2017 00:41
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Baron Corbyn posted:Japanese theme park offers the services of "bad guys" the guests can beat up to impress their date. But Japan has no crime.  She’ll never buy it.
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May 6, 2017 01:13
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I'll see that and raise you sexy birbs: https://twitter.com/beckyjewell/status/860662835159891968
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May 6, 2017 02:13
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I'll see that and raise you sexy birbs: I'm guessing their sexy traits cost them some traits necessary to avoid being eaten or gather enough food or something.
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May 6, 2017 02:15
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Henchman of Santa posted:I'm guessing their sexy traits cost them some traits necessary to avoid being eaten or gather enough food or something.
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May 6, 2017 08:18
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darthbob88 posted:Apparently yeah. Wings specially evolved to make pretty songs for the females are wings poorly suited to flight. Just introduce some Felis Catus to their environment. They'll get natural selection back on track.
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May 6, 2017 09:19
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May 6, 2017 12:07
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You'd think not being immediately eaten would be a more valuable trait to pass on to your offspring than pretty wings. loving vapid females
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May 6, 2017 12:17
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May 6, 2017 12:15
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Phlegmish posted:You'd think not being immediately eaten would be a more valuable trait to pass on to your offspring than pretty wings. loving vapid females I think the way it's supposed to work is "look at me, I'm so badass I've managed to survive despite having these useless loving wings. Mate with me and your daughters will have my badass genes plus proper wings. (Your sons will have hosed-up wings, but that's life I guess.)"
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May 6, 2017 13:15
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Evolving traits that make you more likely to die so you can show your badassery is the new evolution meta.
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May 6, 2017 13:22
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The Lone Badger posted:I think the way it's supposed to work is "look at me, I'm so badass I've managed to survive despite having these useless loving wings. Mate with me and your daughters will have my badass genes plus proper wings. (Your sons will have hosed-up wings, but that's life I guess.)" Oversimplifying but yes. "I can grow those huge useless feathers and survive" is a valid advertisement of fitness.
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May 6, 2017 13:24
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Tardigrade posted:Oversimplifying but yes. "I can grow those huge useless feathers and survive" is a valid advertisement of fitness. Wouldn't it make more sense for the females to just evolve lower standards? smdh 
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May 6, 2017 14:45
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Tardigrade posted:Oversimplifying but yes. "I can grow those huge useless feathers and survive" is a valid advertisement of fitness. Peacocks for example
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May 6, 2017 15:00
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Baron Corbyn posted:Japanese theme park offers the services of "bad guys" the guests can beat up to impress their date. quote:If gratuitous violence isn’t how you like to show off your masculinity, Hirakata Park offers other packages where guests defuse a fake bomb, swap bodies with a stranger or offer their blood to someone who urgently needs a transfusion. This is the best theme park ever.
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May 6, 2017 15:02
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Having watched Planet Earth 2 recently I'm pretty sure every bird's sexiest traits are loving stupid
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May 6, 2017 15:04
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chitoryu12 posted:This is the best theme park ever. Yeah that owns
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May 6, 2017 15:22
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Henchman of Santa posted:Having watched Planet Earth 2 recently I'm pretty sure every bird's sexiest traits are loving stupid Can't be worse than cockatiels.  is a thing for a reason.
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May 6, 2017 15:40
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chitoryu12 posted:This is the best theme park ever. How does "swap bodies with a stranger" work? Does some other, better looking, guy come over and pretend to be you for the remainder of the date?
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May 6, 2017 16:05
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I think it means you push a guy out of the way to eat poo poo instead
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May 6, 2017 17:04
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https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/860881852109901824 https://twitter.com/sokane1/status/860902334259441665
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May 7, 2017 01:06
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slowmo "nooooooo" pitched down from "possum" to "12 year old boy"
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May 7, 2017 01:11
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https://twitter.com/GregPollak/status/861023209872904192
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May 7, 2017 02:10
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good job, horse!
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May 7, 2017 02:14
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I don't suppose the horse is called Horse ?
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May 7, 2017 02:17
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Istari posted:I don't suppose the horse is called Horse ? Nope. Always Dreaming.
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May 7, 2017 02:18
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It's 2017. Couldn't they switch it up just a tiny bit?
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May 7, 2017 02:37
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AlbieQuirky posted:It's 2017. Couldn't they switch it up just a tiny bit?
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May 7, 2017 04:37
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Rifts still going strong, I see.
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May 7, 2017 04:41
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jojoinnit posted:How does "swap bodies with a stranger" work?
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May 7, 2017 05:45
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https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/860660882149261314
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May 7, 2017 07:10
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jojoinnit posted:How does "swap bodies with a stranger" work? Does some other, better looking, guy come over and pretend to be you for the remainder of the date? This article has more info quote:A member of the opposite sex comes running up, you crash into each other, and…what’s this? You’ve switched bodies! Could this be…the beginning of love?!? I'm not sure how this helps.
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