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C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

horseys are doing things today. talk about them here.

also here's a helpful guide on how to horsebet http://www.sbnation.com/2012/5/3/29..._source=twitter

:horse:

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Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Go horsies

# ? May 6, 2017 21:35

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

I hope everybody's rooting for the one-eyed horse

# ? May 6, 2017 23:19

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

horse

# ? May 6, 2017 23:20

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

horse

# ? May 6, 2017 23:30

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

# ? May 6, 2017 23:33

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

if anyone needs a beverage for the race this helpful video teaches you how to make a tasty woodford reserve mint julep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk57WmewiRA

# ? May 6, 2017 23:35

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Go an horse

# ? May 6, 2017 23:36

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/860986780341989376

# ? May 6, 2017 23:39

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Whores.

Am I doing this right?

# ? May 6, 2017 23:41

Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

# ? May 6, 2017 23:43

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Benne posted:

I hope everybody's rooting for the one-eyed horse

The freebie bet I got online actually won a few bucks so I bet some on the gross one-eyed horse

# ? May 6, 2017 23:50

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Horse!

# ? May 6, 2017 23:55

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Well, see you folks at the Preakness.

# ? May 6, 2017 23:54

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

the horses ran fast

# ? May 6, 2017 23:56

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

I yelled so much at the race so now I'm a little hoarse.

# ? May 7, 2017 00:00

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Horse racing is a lot like college basketball, in that I need to be told who is good.

# ? May 6, 2017 23:58

Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

Wanted the one eyed horse to win. Turns out getting mud sprayed in your only eye hinders the horse a great deal. Long live Patch

# ? May 7, 2017 00:02

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/860991619088228352

# ? May 7, 2017 00:03

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

man Thunder Snow didn't want to run in that mess.

# ? May 7, 2017 00:07

Sucrose: Dec 9, 2009

What was with the horse that totally lost it at the start?

edit: I hope he didn't injure anything :ohdear:

Sucrose fucked around with this message at 00:09 on May 7, 2017

# ? May 7, 2017 00:05

Sucrose: Dec 9, 2009

Armitage posted:

man Thunder Snow didn't want to run in that mess.

Dubai horse never had a chance to begin with.

# ? May 7, 2017 00:06

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Sucrose posted:

What was with the horse that totally lost it at the start?

Broadcast said he's okay and he was able to walk back to the paddock with no issue. They're gonna do an examination later.

# ? May 7, 2017 00:07

Sucrose: Dec 9, 2009

Armitage posted:

Broadcast said he's okay and he was able to walk back to the paddock with no issue. They're gonna do an examination later.

oh good. Back to Dubai with him.

# ? May 7, 2017 00:09

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

Armitage posted:

Broadcast said he's okay and he was able to walk back to the paddock with no issue. They're gonna do an examination later.

he's a loser horse with n heart or hustle. he's a Bad horse

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

You fly a horse from Dubai for one race and he nopes out of it

# ? May 7, 2017 00:11

Sucrose: Dec 9, 2009

shyduck posted:

You fly a horse from Dubai for one race and he nopes out of it

They keep trying to push the Kentucky Derby as an international race. Problem is horses outside of North America run on grass. The made some races in Japan qualifiers for the Derby and none of the winners even came.

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

NieR: Automata (2017)

# ? May 7, 2017 00:22

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

i liek hors

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

POST PIX OF UR FAVE HORSE

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Marquis de Pyro: Sep 25, 2006; Evil Prevails

My fiancee loves horses, what I've learned is that they are kind of cool but also they poo poo constantly and don't give the slightest gently caress about humans

# ? May 7, 2017 00:33

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

Marquis de Pyro posted:

My fiancee loves horses, what I've learned is that they are kind of cool but also they poo poo constantly and don't give the slightest gently caress about humans

i've been told that girls who loves horses and to stay away from them, far far away

ource my coworker who's wife has 3 horses, one of which literally came up to their front gate and she kept it

# ? May 7, 2017 00:37

Coco13: Jun 6, 2004; My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Sucrose posted:

They keep trying to push the Kentucky Derby as an international race. Problem is horses outside of North America run on grass. The made some races in Japan qualifiers for the Derby and none of the winners even came.

that'll hurt the ol' stud fees

# ? May 7, 2017 00:37

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

# ? May 7, 2017 00:47

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

You Am I posted:

i liek hors

horses? yeah they're cool *eats apple*

# ? May 7, 2017 00:50

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

C. Everett Koop posted:

i've been told that girls who loves horses and to stay away from them, far far away

ource my coworker who's wife has 3 horses, one of which literally came up to their front gate and she kept it

You know who loves horses, and has a lot of great horse takes?

Kate Upton!

Go Tigers

# ? May 7, 2017 00:54

Marquis de Pyro: Sep 25, 2006; Evil Prevails

C. Everett Koop posted:

i've been told that girls who loves horses and to stay away from them, far far away

ource my coworker who's wife has 3 horses, one of which literally came up to their front gate and she kept it

You have to watch out for the ones who think they have a ~magical connection~ with their horse

# ? May 7, 2017 01:12

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

If I had money to blow on a luxury animal, I sure as he'll wouldn't spend it on a horse

I'd buy an otter or bear, or some penguins

# ? May 7, 2017 01:37

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

bump_fn posted:

POST PIX OF UR FAVE HORSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtZTo7dqPNo&t=159s

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

bump_fn posted:

POST PIX OF UR FAVE HORSE

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