zoux posted:

nuncle jimbo posted:

For some reason the thought of Jeff Goldblum as the Red Viper occurred to me and I can't shake it

You..ah...you...ah...raped? her. Heh. Then you...you...then you *waggles eybrows* killed her? You murdered her children.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

It would be like a telenovela. We open with Dany in Daario's arms in a bungalow with a slowly rotating ceiling fan. They giggle, and the thick humidity leaves their skin glistening wetly. The door swings open, revealing Khal Drogo in an open-front short-sleeved shirt.

"Dany, mi esposa," he says, as the camera zooms in on his smiling face. "Yo Acabamos de regresar de la tumba para continuar nuestro matrimonio."

But then, a tense musical sting! His eyes narrow. "Daenerys. Este hombre que sostiene en manera de un amante. ¿Quién es él?"

"No, marido!" She leaps to her feet, quickly buttoning her blouse shut. "No es lo que piensas, lo juro por los Siete!"

"Khal Drogo, puedo explicarlo," Daario says, his thick, bristling moustache shimmering with sweat. And gold. "¿No le gustaría por favor calmarte?"

Drogo's eyes bore into Daario like a physical blow, knocking the man back onto the extremely tidy bed. "Cállate, puta."

Apoplexy posted:

Janos Slynt is returning, though. So his role will likely just be unaltered.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Janos Slynt will return in... Thunderball

Dikkfor posted:

The Man with the Golden Cloak

geeves posted:

Jon Snow will give him A View To A Kill

My PIN is 4826 posted:

Jon Snow will sit on the Iron Throne by the end of the series, because The Wall Is Not Enough

lifts cats over head posted:

Moonboyraker Starring Cersei Lannister as far as Tyrion knows.

Brooklyn Bruiser posted:

Lysa Arryn in Skyfall.

lifts cats over head posted:

Robert Baratheon is "Making the Eight" in Octopussy.

NihilCredo posted:

colonel_korn posted:

quote:

“We had an assistant named Dave Hill,” say Benioff and Weiss. “One day last summer he walked into our office and said, ‘You know that kid whose family gets massacred by the wildlings? The one who runs to Castle Black to let them know the wildlings are nearby?’ ‘Yeah?’ ‘Well,’ said Dave, ‘doesn’t it make sense that he’d stay at Castle Black and become a Night’s Watch recruit? Where else is he going to go?’ ‘You’re right,’ we said. ‘That does make sense.’ ‘And what if during the battle for Castle Black, he’s the one who ends up killing Ygritte?’ This year, Dave Hill is a writer on the show.”

Lionel Richie posted:

"We had an assistant named Dave Hill," said Benioff and Weiss. "One day last summer he walked into our office and said, 'You know how Stannis really loves his daughter?' 'Yeah?' 'Well,' said Dave, doesn't it make sense that he'd burn her alive? What else is he going to do?' 'You're right,' we said. 'That does make sense.' 'This year, Dave Hill is a writer on the show."

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Here lies Stannis, the fewer of two evils

Aurubin posted:

Shirtless, with open wounds freezing shut in the unnatural cold, Ramsay Snow raised his daggers to the pale figure and the undead host before him. "This is turning into a lovely evening.", he said with a wry smirk. The baying of hounds filled the air, and the Night's King retreated back to his boat.

Irish Joe posted:

I have faith the next book will be out before March of next year.

loquacius posted:

Care to toxx? I think a post like this deserves a toxx

Irish Joe posted:

Sure GRRM won't let me down.

Ague Proof posted:

Bloodraven: There is something you need to see, it involves your father and your brother Jon. It is very important. Rhaegar called it the Tower of Joy, in Dorne-
Bran: gently caress

THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

"And what if during the battle of Castle Black, he's the one who ends up killing Ygritte?"

"Oh, no. That is... No, Dave. We're not gonna do that. That sounds very silly."

This year Dave Hill takes lunch orders.

counterfeitsaint posted:

THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

"And what if during the battle of Castle Black, he's the one who ends up killing Ygritte?"

"Who the gently caress are you? And where is my coffee?"

Ague Proof posted:

"We had an assistant named Dave Hill," said Benioff and Weiss. "One day last summer he walked into our office and said, 'You know that guy (Dave Hill) who does the lore videos and brings you coffee? The one who runs to David and Dan to tell them Olly should kill Ygritte?' 'Yeah?' 'Well,' said Dave, 'doesn't it make sense that he'd stay on the show and become a writer? What else is he going to do?' 'You're right,' we said. 'That does make sense.' 'And what if during season 5, he's the one who ends up taking all the blame?' This year, Dave Hill is a writer on the show."

C-SPAN Caller posted:

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

The only stories of the Tower of Joy we get in the book are either...

1. Spoken narrative and thus likely unreliable
2. Ned's fever dreams which could also be pretty hosed up

The show provides the only unbiased depiction of the Tower of Joy, so we now know that Arthur "The Sword" Dayne is actually a two sword kinda guy, and also that Oswell Whent never existed

Maybe before the fight Oswell Whent fused with Arthur Dayne DBZ style.

ruddiger posted:

I liked the part where Sansa and Jon reunited and Sansa scooped him up and cradled his tiny body in her arms.

quote:

The big questions are still if the magic ingredient in [Game of Thrones] was Benioff and Weiss’ writing

rope kid posted:

"Who among you knows this pop star, Ed Sheeran?"

Goon 1: *stands up, boldly* "Not I! I am not a normie!"

Goon 2: *stands up even faster, speaks with a more strident tone* "I can't even say the name Eaud Shear-han!"

Goon 3: *pushes the other two people out the way and shouts through a megaphone* "I've never heard music!"

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It doesn't matter if the spoilers are real or not. The point is you can't look at them and think "Nah there's no way, that's too dumb."

Soul Glo posted:

Where the season eight spoilers at?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It's unsatisfying.

precision posted:

I thought that big list of spoilers was a joke until I was 3/4 done reading it. I probably shouldn't have clicked on this thread at all, but somehow, knowing what's gonna happen isn't making me not want to see it so

Still, holy poo poo @ most of those spoilers. Hahaha. I fuckin' knew Gendry was coming back!

Solice Kirsk posted:

If he and Arya don't wind up running away together because they're both royalty that don't care about their lineage I'll die of shock. The show is just too schlocky not to throw that in somehow.

Ballz posted:

Hi spoiler thread I took a year vacation from the old one and now I'm back and rested and ready to hatewatch this amazing dumb show with you all.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Bran is going to be a dragon. They've been hinting at it since season 1. There's no way becoming a dragon isn't a good ending.

Ballz posted:

Hi spoiler thread I took a year vacation from the old one and now I'm back and rested and ready to hatewatch this amazing dumb show with you all.

In It For The Tank posted:

- Viserion (the white dragon) dies and the Night's King raises him as a blue eyes wight dragon

RC Cola posted:

The stuff in the op is accurate?

Tired Moritz posted:

Did they spoil if there's gonna be more man rear end?

1-800-DOCTORB posted:

Yes, in a very special GRRM cameo.

drunken officeparty posted:

Final scene:

Close up of an open book. You can see the pages are blank. Slowly it zooms out and you can see only a wrinkly rear end hovering over it. It explosively shits all over the pages. The next 6 minutes are spent wiping and making GBS threads. Zoom out more and you see the rear end was none other than Georges himself. He closes the book and it gives a satisfying *smush* sound as the diarrhea leaks out. He shows the cover, "The Winds of Winter", and winks. Cue credits.

quote:

Once she was certain which way was south, she counted off her paces. The stream appeared at eight. Dany cupped her hands to drink. The water made her belly cramp, but cramps were easier to bear than thirst.

Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was making GBS threads brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water. When she closed her eyes at last, Dany did not know whether she would be strong enough to open them again

Moon blood, it’s only my moon blood, but she did not remember ever having such a heavy flow. Could it be the water? If it was the water, she was doomed. She had to drink or die of thirst.

Sagebrush posted:

There's a white dragon? I thought the big one was black and the two little ones were green and orange.

TOOT BOOT posted:

Someone posted some poo poo adding on to those spoilers but I don't think that bit is real. For instance they said Arya comes back from executing Littlefinger and finds Sansa dying from a stab wound. I don't think Littlefinger would have Sansa killed even she was having him executed.

1-800-DOCTORB posted:

That is obviously fake because stab wounds are not fatal in this universe.

1-800-DOCTORB posted:

stab wounds to main characters are not fatal in this universe

In It For The Tank posted:

In It For The Tank posted:

TK-42-1 posted:

I need another closeup cock shot or
i'm done with this show.