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The Vosgian Beast posted:We're all going to horse hell, but only because all dogs go to heaven Rather be in Horse Hell than Dog Heaven
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 16:11 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Rather be in Horse Hell than Dog Heaven "I want to go to dog heaven" -Val Kilmer in The Island of Dr. Moreau
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 16:23 |
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The Vosgian Beast posted:"I want to go to dog heaven" What an utterly perverse movie.
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 16:55 |
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enigmahfc posted:I seem to remember years ago when Bill Burr did a podcast (does he still do one?), all his ads were complete shitshows in the best way. Like, it was obvious he had never read the copy and had no clue what some of the stuff he was plugging even was, and he had interest in hiding that fact. I think i recall a read for Sherri's Berries where he was all, "holy poo poo, what is this? I can;t tell if this is awesome or terrible!" the whole time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl5JDzvkEA0
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 18:21 |
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Calaveron posted:While funny on its own, why would Michael Richards and Liam Neeson go to horse hell? Neeson was a big supporter of keeping the horse carriage rides around the city when they were going to be cut, and Kramer for the Seinfeld episode were he pretends to be one.
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 20:20 |
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Ok I have a theory: Steve disrupted fate when he shouted loud enough to remind that tweaker to buckle him in on Batman: The Ride: The Chiller, but instead of being stalked by death, he's being stalked by some sort of spirit that generates News of the Weird. That's why he lives in a different New York than everybody else. That spirit is always trying to draw him back into bizarre stories that would lead him not just to his death, but to a wacky death late night hosts would make jokes about.
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# ? Apr 30, 2017 15:20 |
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Midnightghoul posted:If you are that upset about them having ads I hope you don't listen to them because you deserve the least amount of enjoyment in your life as possible They all still have day jobs, too. Take that Patreon amount, subtract 30% (for taxes), and split it four ways, and that's what they're actually making per month.
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# ? May 1, 2017 00:33 |
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Latest Mailbag was fantastic. Them last stories about drugs (all taking place in Colorado, ofcourse) were really funny. I love to hear the guys talk about their college years.
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# ? May 1, 2017 20:51 |
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Steve's reaction to how long Chris's father was doing the Columbia House scam was great.
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# ? May 1, 2017 22:45 |
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So Chris Cabin is the prototypical fat beardo who people in parties either warn you to stay away from because you're going to black out for a full day or tell you to hang out with because you're going to black out for a full day
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# ? May 1, 2017 22:55 |
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My favourite bit was Eric going on a rant over the Zootopia sloth clip and then Stephen quietly telling him "Read the next sentence".
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:04 |
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Calaveron posted:So Chris Cabin is the prototypical fat beardo who people in parties either warn you to stay away from because you're going to black out for a full day or tell you to hang out with because you're going to black out for a full day So he is Jack Mack?
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:15 |
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BigglesSWE posted:My favourite bit was Eric going on a rant over the Zootopia sloth clip and then Stephen quietly telling him "Read the next sentence". Mine is how Andrew, Eric and Steve all pretty much say in unison they have a similar story with Chris Cabin as the deuteragonist and you can pretty much hear Cabin gleefully rubbing his hands together
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:21 |
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bobkatt013 posted:So he is Jack Mack? Guess who hasn't died in a murder-suicide over some dog racing bets yet? https://www.jackmack.com Edit: The website's copyright notice says "© 1980-2017" BArbershop***.jpg Tiny Brontosaurus fucked around with this message at 23:25 on May 1, 2017 |
# ? May 1, 2017 23:21 |
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There's something strangely believable about that guy at the video store quoting Steven Seagal flicks while he's yelling at the teenaged clerk. I know someone like that and it's hilarious to think about
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# ? May 1, 2017 23:51 |
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a day late but dammit I'm proud of my bit of idiocy.
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# ? May 2, 2017 04:10 |
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Just finished rewatching Death Wish 3 to prepare for the episode. Jesus Christ, the body count has to be in the hundreds. Bronson just blasts people left and right like it's nothing.
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# ? May 2, 2017 06:35 |
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BigglesSWE posted:Latest Mailbag was fantastic. Them last stories about drugs (all taking place in Colorado, ofcourse) were really funny. I love to hear the guys talk about their college years. I feel like we all learnt something that we already sort of knew about Crabin
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# ? May 2, 2017 12:11 |
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And I thought it was jupin the guy with the weird drugs who pressured his friends
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# ? May 2, 2017 13:36 |
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Noted WHM punching bag Scott Eastwood showed up on the Joe Rogan podcast a few weeks ago and he seems pretty chill. Also lol at him being rejected after an audition for American Sniper.
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# ? May 2, 2017 17:08 |
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He's the typical entitled bro, but with some self depreciating charm because of his fathers emotional and physical abuse.
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# ? May 2, 2017 17:40 |
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thanks me too
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# ? May 2, 2017 19:16 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2_jgZQRNY
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# ? May 3, 2017 14:31 |
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Aaaaaaand I read the comments. I heard Tim Cook will be announcing the new Giggler at the next Apple event.
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# ? May 4, 2017 03:49 |
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AlliedBiscuit posted:Aaaaaaand I read the comments. I can only imagine. As it is the scene is an NRA nut's wet dream.
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# ? May 4, 2017 03:52 |
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I found this last night and it made me laugh like an idiot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUHgz8KOzyM Also there's one that shows every person Bronson kills in Death Wish 3 and the count goes up to 83
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# ? May 4, 2017 04:17 |
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I think it's cool that they turned every arcade machine shooter into a movie.
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# ? May 4, 2017 04:50 |
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Paraphrasing one of the (many) Bronson impersonations they did: "Are you REALLY saying you want to have sex with me? Am I understanding you correctly? Because I look like an old basketball with a caterpillar crawling on it."
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# ? May 5, 2017 16:35 |
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sean10mm posted:Paraphrasing one of the (many) Bronson impersonations they did: and not a single "HEY MA. HOW BOUT...SOME COOKIES."
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# ? May 6, 2017 02:07 |
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:and not a single "HEY MA. HOW BOUT...SOME COOKIES." "NO DICE... NO DICE."
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:35 |
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Are you sure? Because I look like a walnut that's been in the microwave
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# ? May 6, 2017 22:56 |
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Calaveron posted:Are you sure? Because I look like a walnut that's been in the microwave Or an old jack-o-lantern!
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# ? May 7, 2017 02:48 |
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I'm gonna blow your little candle out Whooo
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# ? May 7, 2017 03:05 |
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Whoooo
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# ? May 7, 2017 03:07 |
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It's weird them talking about a Charles Bronson movie. Was this the first time he's been on the show? The high-pitched imitation of bemused audience members Stephen does in the Three Men And A Baby episode is what sold me on WHM. Re-hearing him do that made me cackle out loud. Couple episodes later was the Super Mario Bros episode which was another sampler I tried when I wanted to check out WHM and its also really good. My third time listening and its still a fun time. One of my favourite mailbag episodes is the Hamsters, Hobbits, and Horrible Parents episode where Chris recalls seeing Sophie's Choice with his dad and all his dad can say is, "The nazis... they were trouble." The mailbag episodes are such good bonuses to the mainline show.
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# ? May 7, 2017 22:40 |
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Catching up on whm and I'm on the Side Kick episode and I gotta say, I always saw a lot of similarity between that weirdo kid and the weirdo kid from Apt Pupil. They'd get along so well.
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# ? May 8, 2017 03:10 |
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New episode is the best they've done in a while. That is all.
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# ? May 9, 2017 16:05 |
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300 is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It's unintentionally hilarious.
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# ? May 9, 2017 16:17 |
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Pops Mgee posted:New episode is the best they've done in a while. That is all. It really is.
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# ? May 9, 2017 16:23 |
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I'm sure they exist out there but people who hate BvS but give 300 a single inch of slack should be thrown over cliffs like babies being murdered by a fundamentally worthless slaveholding culture of hicks that never gave the world anything of value other than machismo fetishism for the last X hundred years and totally got owned by 300 Thebans I just remember when there were good reasons to hate Zack Snyder, as opposed to him making a punchman film some people thought was mediocre
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