Drunk Theory posted:

I'm the button of the squatting legs making GBS threads out a baby.

Edit: You know, I just realized I threw out that comment without any understanding of context. Was that image from something Star Citizen related?

Rad Russian posted:

Crobbler is making GBS threads out something called 3.0 this July, and it has none of the features* that were promised of 3.0 last year. It will also not be released until October.

Ghostlight posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXzJR7K0wK0

DarkRefreshment posted:

I lucked out and got a gently used range P90 once for $1200. It was my dream toy. I mainly blame it on how cool they made it look in Stargate SG-1. Couldn't afford to shoot it much as the round price was ridiculous. I had the 30 mag. It was as amazing even with the wonky reloads.

Then my wife found out how much it cost and the price of the ammo boxes.

I no longer have a P90.

Mirificus posted:

trucutru posted:

I personally can't wait to be poisoned and then have to wait a few hours in line at the space emergencies room while the space doctor plays minigames. It is fidelitious as gently caress

Beet Wagon posted:

Oh poo poo I almost forgot to tell you guys I went on vacation this last weekend and freedived (freedove?) a bunch of caves and got my head stuck in one and it was rad. When the thread gets lean again you can make fun of me for almost dying in the dumbest possible way lol

DarkRefreshment posted:

So maybe this guy was just leading us to the inevitable pitch of RobertsCare. It will be like LTI but for your commando.
Also like real life insurance, it will be funded by those that never get in to accidents or get sick while paying for the assholes that repeatedly pet venomous animals on planets or get their heads stuck in a loving cave or some poo poo.

e: Page 1100... Still more fidelity than SC

DarkRefreshment posted:

Woooops....

Hav posted:

Ask yourself the question about what kind of person you are if you dream of a job stacking boxes in your truck.

Rugganovich posted:

Funny you should ask.

Beet Wagon posted:

I feel like you might be talking about someone there but I can't quite put my finger on who...

Rugganovich posted:

Funny you should ask.

Decrepus posted:

This, except without any power equipment thing.

starkebn posted:

since when have CIG spoken about being able to buy a sweet-rear end forklift in Star Citizen?

Decrepus posted:

This, except without any power equipment.

Decrepus posted:

And I walked over to the bench there, the game developer bench... where they put you if you may not be able to make a good videogame. Peter Molyneux, Chris Roberts, Derek Smart... Derek Smart sitting right there on the bench next to me!

And they was mean and nasty and horrible game devs sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest game developer of them all, was coming over to be and he was mean and ugly and nasty and horrible and all kinds of things and he sat down and said, "Ever do motion capture?" I said "I didn't capture anything I just lost $50 and can't even play yet"

He said, "What are you here for, kid" And I said, "Releasing a videogame" and they all moved away from me on the bench there and they was being all kinds of mean and nasty things until I said "...without most of its features" and they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talking about funding, cutting content, minimum viable products. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things until the Lawyer came over.

starkebn posted:

since when have CIG spoken about being able to buy a sweet-rear end forklift in Star Citizen?

Decrepus posted:

Gif of buggy slamming into the steel causing it to collapse.gif

trucutru posted:

Space Canada here I come!

Mirificus posted:

Mirificus posted:

Goobs posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj-GZJhfBmI

Rugganovich posted:

Funny you should ask.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Welcome friend, please share your Star Citizen story, this is a friendly space

Colostomy Bag posted:

I know for certain this person on SA is a Derek alt:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=164480

Rugganovich posted:

Thank you, kind SA person.

It all started in the mists of game development time, 2012.
I was eagerly looking for a new game to waste money on, when I heard a rumour of a possible comeback from Coding Guru - Christopher Roberts.
I think I may still have a poster of him, or perhaps he is in my Scrapbook titled,
"Coding Legends of the 80-90's- Where Are they Now?"

Anyhoo, I digress.

I eagerly jumped on to the Kickstarter site looking for said game, but hailing from a country other than the Unites States, was wary of said Kickstarter.
The whole setup looked a tad dodgy.

But word was afoot that CIG would be opening their own site, where donations could be donated for 'packages'.
Once that occurred, I jumped straight on to donating for a 'Freelancer' package, as a homage to the mind numbingly brilliant job that 'The King of Code - Chris Roberts'™ had performed on the game with the same name (until the wet blanket, Micro$oft, spoiled the party)

The rest, as they say, is history.

I have been eagerly watching the refactoring of Star Citizen ever since.
I still possess my package, as I really want that 8 Gig spaceship thumb drive.

I stumbled upon this forum of like minded optimists, after googling "Is Dyson OK for performing fellatio"
No idea what half of that meant, but I'm teaching myself Latin and it sounded like a fun combo.

Thanks for listening.