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Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Hank Azaria was invited into the ESPN booth to promote his show and is using the opportunity to bash the Mets and express how painful it is to be a Mets fan.

"[The Mets training staff] is a mirror with inspirational quotes written on it. And a blind dude who gives you a thumbs up."

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Pancakes posted:

Doesn't check out. MadBum hates fun. CarMart loves fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dUQRXYi3lI

Fair enough. He rakes though (or it could just be that Adam Conley is bad).

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Danny Mac just said that "if there's 2,500 people here that's generous".

Also Marp is good and CarMart is your new god.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Well that was quick. I'm not going to complain about getting into their 'pen in the 4th. I also remember with fondness when we called Matt Carpenter "Little Carp".

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Oh wow, I totally missed us hitting a Serious Number. Gyork-owns still, I see.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
This is a massacre. :negative:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Please just cancel the Cubs/Rockies game. We could really use a day off and I don't want another game going to 1am Central.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

YeahTubaMike posted:

This is a massacre. :negative:

Did you miss the part where I was sad about our bullpen? Be patient, this is still absolutely a game given how god-awful our pitching has been.

E: And as soon as I say it...

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
These Cleveland errors are straight up Angels in the Outfield poo poo.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Chexoid posted:

These Cleveland errors are straight up Angels in the Outfield poo poo.

Someone hit the button at Buffalo Wild Wings

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Chexoid posted:

These Cleveland errors are straight up Angels in the Outfield poo poo.

aha its not often a post makes me actually chuckle to myself


luke maile does kind of look like jesus, just stick a beard on that guy and bam, jesus

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Pancakes posted:

Did you miss the part where I was sad about our bullpen? Be patient, this is still absolutely a game given how god-awful our pitching has been.

E: And as soon as I say it...

Yelich and Ozuna are basically the only Marlins I'm comfortable trusting these days

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
and I think lindor bobbled his because he genuinely thought he was about to get taken out. barneys slide was really nice, totally clean but looked like it was going to be brutal

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Wow, quick recovery from Pretty Boy there. Great job even if it's overturned, Grich.

E: He's only out if he slid off and Diaz kept the tag on during.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Uuuuugh, DD got greedy

edit: this iPhone commercial is extremely obnoxious

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

YeahTubaMike posted:

Uuuuugh, DD got greedy

Not to complain, but that really looked like he was safe to me.

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

deGrom has 8K through 4 (and three walks and a hunter pence dinger)

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Pancakes posted:

Not to complain, but that really looked like he was safe to me.

He was, but apparently none of the angles were conclusive enough to overturn the call. :sigh:

iKickDogs posted:

deGrom has 8K through 4 (and three walks and a hunter pence dinger)

He has been good tonight, but the inefficiency is going to gently caress the Mets up.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Sierra's batting face makes him look like a parrot, I swear.

:siren:Incoming CarMart AB:siren:

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




CarMart cannot stop hitting

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Troy Queef posted:

CarMart cannot stop hitting

That's got to be an error but I'll take it. CarMart has 6 RBI's now.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Okay, seriously, who is that dude in the catcher's gear and what has he done with JT Realmuto?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Game is delayed for the time being but I have a sneaking suspicion the Rockies will absolutely insist on waiting out the weather for as long as possible so they can face a completely gassed Cubs team. Which, to be entirely fair, is exactly what I'd want if I were on the other side.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Huh, runs scored on an error don't count as an RBI. Makes sense, but I didn't know that. Still, 4 RBI's in a game from your pitcher isn't anything to complain about.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Jayson Werth is a hairy man

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
So this Soler dude has turned out to be real good at killing rallies so far.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
MLB Network announcers claiming that Matheny has fostered a culture where service time doesn't matter, only performance.*

*Citation needed, mountains of evidence to the contrary discarded.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
TJ Rivera is clutch as fuuuuuck :toot:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Sandpuppy posted:

So this Soler dude has turned out to be real good at killing rallies so far.

Just when you think he's no longer worth keeping up in the majors he'll suddenly get insanely hot, and start slugging like a madman. Then just when you're finally getting used to him being a stud, he'll pull a hammy or something and be out for a month. Rinse and repeat.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

YeahTubaMike posted:

TJ Rivera is clutch as fuuuuuck :toot:

I think every team gets +3 Clutch vs the Giants.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Sydin posted:

Just when you think he's no longer worth keeping up in the majors he'll suddenly get insanely hot, and start slugging like a madman. Then just when you're finally getting used to him being a stud, he'll pull a hammy or something and be out for a month. Rinse and repeat.

I love that in exchange for Soler, we got a pitcher who's currently leading the team in WAR (among pitchers).

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
imo the scorer at Marlins Field should give CarMart all of his RBIs

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
WRONG THREAD BUT

Chexoid posted:

KEVIN PILLAR IS A GODDAMN ALLSTAR, EVERYONE JUST HAS TO loving DEAL WITH IT

WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund

Chexoid posted:

WRONG THREAD BUT

Indeed.

WienerDog posted:

:holymoley: Kevin Pillar doing Pillarian things.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
The Mets are going to lose this game 3-2, and I'm going to be sad.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Marcell "Giancarlo Stanton" Ozuna just hit another bomb

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
I appreciate that Dietrich looks like a jock rear end in a top hat from the 80s

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I love that in exchange for Soler, we got a pitcher who's currently leading the team in WAR (among pitchers).

our three best pitchers in terms of bWAR are relievers :gonk:

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

My kingdom for a one or zero run 8 inning start from a pitcher on our staff

What sort of hellish mirror world is it where a 5 inning degrom start with three runs is "good" ughhhhhh

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Whens this game gonna start? I wanna see how many dongs Arrietas gonna give up in the first inning before striking out like 10.

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