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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

captainOrbital posted:

Crumpet-blighters, dick-spotters, mash-bangers, those types of things.

Well that make sense, since "white slavery" is prostitution.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

I prefer their talking toaster line, myself.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

The MSJ posted:

Well that make sense, since "white slavery" is prostitution.

It's also slavery

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Picking out a ring for his sweetie pie



It's a Real Doll

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Picking out a ring for his sweetie pie



It's a Real Doll

:(

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Did she say no?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Picking out a ring for his sweetie pie



It's a Real Doll

Hmm do I reply "no ring" or "no poo poo"?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Wasatch makes awesome beers. I'm a huge fan of their devastator double bock

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Picking out a ring for his sweetie pie



It's a Real Doll

Are those chairs specifically made for those gently caress dolls? I've never seen that kind of chair ever used by a human being, and have only ever seen them in pictures of people wheeling their dolls around.

They look really uncomfortable for people to use, actually.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Jamesman posted:

Are those chairs specifically made for those gently caress dolls? I've never seen that kind of chair ever used by a human being, and have only ever seen them in pictures of people wheeling their dolls around.

They look really uncomfortable for people to use, actually.

They are transfer chairs or transport chairs, you see them in hospitals sometimes. They are designed so the occupant doesn't have to (and can't) move themselves, someone has to push them. You don't see them used much for long term use, because most people want the ability to control their own movement so they either get the ones with the big wheel with handgrips, or if their arms aren't strong enough they use an electric wheelchair.

e: dollfuckers probably use them because they tend to be a little cheaper than the ones with the big wheel, and they fold up smaller.

Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 07:45 on May 10, 2017

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Solice Kirsk posted:

Did she say no?
God I hope so.









anatomi
Jan 31, 2015


Is the joke here that only an rear end in a top hat has the phone out during a movie (not to mention takes photos of people at the cinema)?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

anatomi posted:

Is the joke here that only an rear end in a top hat has the phone out during a movie (not to mention takes photos of people at the cinema)?

The dude also may not be white, I guess. Either way, not very funny.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

anatomi posted:

Is the joke here that only an rear end in a top hat has the phone out during a movie (not to mention takes photos of people at the cinema)?

Get Out is about a black guy being creeped out by white people trying too hard to prove they are cool with black people and then it turns out they have been transplanting brains of old whites into the bodies of young blacks to both extend their lives and fit in more with modern America.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

anatomi posted:

Is the joke here that only an rear end in a top hat has the phone out during a movie (not to mention takes photos of people at the cinema)?

The joke here is that because both of the photos were taken with the lights still on, the movie wasn't going yet and that the person taking the photos knew the person in them, because they set it up to get likes on social media.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
The white dude had cornrows before the film started but he'd taken them out by the time it had ended.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
How hard is it to take out cornrows? It looks hard. Good for that guy for getting it done without a mirror.

e: DID YOU JUST loving ASSUME THAT GUY'S RACE??!

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Is that an actual wooden pencil on that plate?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
It's clearly a sandwich

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

An elongated pastry.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Subjunctive posted:

An elongated pastry.

What, you mean a really big shrimp?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Ooh, a parfait!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Vietnamwees posted:

Is that an actual wooden pencil on that plate?

Wood is a vegetable.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Stoatbringer posted:

Wood is a vegetable.

So is the chocolate sauce.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

He thinks he's people! Dogs cute too.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Every dog is the best, but that dog is the best.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/709-Michaelmas-Ave-Cayce-SC-29033/11213633_zpid/

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Good thing they wore different hats, that could have been a major fashion faux pas

fishtobaskets
Feb 22, 2007

It's not about butthole pleasures
Lipstick Apathy

Bombadilillo posted:

He thinks he's people! Dogs cute too.

I had to do a double take because I just assumed that was a kangaroo

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Dillbag posted:

Is your friend Will Vinton? Regardless, tell him he is responsible for scaring the absolute poo poo out of my younger brother and I, but thank him for toughening us up and preparing us for the freaky world of 80's VHS cinema.

I always thought that sequence from the film was like playing Populous, except you're Satan.


Pick posted:

Tell him that Julie says hi and that "Claymation lives".

Nah, It is William Fiesterman or, "Bill".

I will let him know that you are grateful for the emotional scars. And will pass on both of your messages to him.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-





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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

Did she say no?

She said

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Computer hacker spotted.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN



I'm the homer poster

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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Tetracube posted:




I'm the homer poster

Sean Spicer literally hid in the bushes to avoid answering questions about James Comey's firing
If he doesn't like his job, he can quit.



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