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Nova69
Jul 12, 2012

I'm sorry friends, I have got behind on the thread again, I am posting from the past of page 884, my post might end up in an irradiated hellscape at p892, I do not know.

I have now handed in my third year dissertation, and then after one more exam, and one deadline, I will be graduating, and then I will be an adult, which is very spooky and I need your soothing touch to get me through these dark and twisty times (till I die)

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Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Ratjaculation posted:

I like that fallout 4 also has the general making dramatic speech to his army of 5 guys that the games love.

lol

fallout 4 (more like failout more, amirite) was terrible but to be fair noted Good Game New Vegas did this too.

"hello I am caesar, behold my army! you are no match for our might!"
*quickly dispatches the entire army of ten guys in bondage gear, using only a stick I found at the start of the game*

fallout 4 was at least sort of funny because when you meet your long lost son and it turns out he's evil (and called 'father' now, in the greatest bit of foreshadowing since it turned out that the monkeys using weapons at the start of 2001 was a metaphor for humans!) you can shoot him before he even speaks and just gently caress off home

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



hope I don't get probated for spoiling the most obvious plot twist in history

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



looks like quotey is my nemesis again

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

did we ever find out which goon it was that solefald threatened to visit

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Quote-Unquote posted:

lol

fallout 4 (more like failout more, amirite) was terrible but to be fair noted Good Game New Vegas did this too.

"hello I am caesar, behold my army! you are no match for our might!"
*quickly dispatches the entire army of ten guys in bondage gear, using only a stick I found at the start of the game*

fallout 4 was at least sort of funny because when you meet your long lost son and it turns out he's evil (and called 'father' now, in the greatest bit of foreshadowing since it turned out that the monkeys using weapons at the start of 2001 was a metaphor for humans!) you can shoot him before he even speaks and just gently caress off home

i sided with the institute

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Nova88 posted:

I'm sorry friends, I have got behind on the thread again, I am posting from the past of page 884, my post might end up in an irradiated hellscape at p892, I do not know.

I have now handed in my third year dissertation, and then after one more exam, and one deadline, I will be graduating, and then I will be an adult, which is very spooky and I need your soothing touch to get me through these dark and twisty times (till I die)

nothing posted itt is worth reading so you should skip all those posts and go to the last page where maybe you can post something relevant to the discussion at hand instead of your insanely boring life updates

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
Corn what has gotten into you

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
stripping wall paper has made him an angry oval office

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Fingerless Gloves posted:

Corn what has gotten into you

idk is the institute really that evil though? you think i should have sided with the railroad? 🤔

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
No more like you should have never played 4 in the first place because it's all awful

I keep seeing the ESO Morrowind ads everywhere and keep thinking they remade Morrowind but alas :(

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Bobby Deluxe posted:

did we ever find out which goon it was that solefald threatened to visit

it was jose

He wooed her with anus pictures

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
your life is empty and meaningless

anyway, back to videogames

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
my girlfriend just watched the first two seasons of Outlander and is now just watching it through again

worried that I am about to replaced by a fictional buff scotsman on tv

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
getting a migraine in a meeting is really poo poo

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
my indian coworker is leaving the company because her arranged marriage back home is about to happen and she doesn't seem particularly thrilled by it

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

MikeCrotch posted:

my girlfriend just watched the first two seasons of Outlander and is now just watching it through again

worried that I am about to replaced by a fictional buff scotsman on tv

She just wants to watch an aristocrat dude buttfuck u

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


im going to london tomorrow

Nova69
Jul 12, 2012

what are you doing in the capital vitty?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



pick me up some streed pls vitty

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Come to a pub quiz with me

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Question 23: Which SomethingAwful forum member, previously prominent in the UK Chat and Circlejerk thread, has not masturbated or touched his penis in an extended period of time?

Answer: It's a trick, Taff of course - but also technically Fluo

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
lads and ladettes, pray tell, at what point does being id'd stop being a compliment and start being an insult

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

when you're putting a condom on

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



jose, do you buy branded loo roll?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

HJB posted:

lads and ladettes, pray tell, at what point does being id'd stop being a compliment and start being an insult

when you're wearing blackface

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Nova88 posted:

what are you doing in the capital vitty?

going for a long weekend with the missus, gonna do a load of touristy poo poo!

Ratjaculation posted:

pick me up some streed pls vitty

will do, ratty

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

Come to a pub quiz with me

does this involve getting murdered afterwards y/n?

MikeCrotch posted:

when you're wearing blackface

lol

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ratjaculation posted:

jose, do you buy branded loo roll?

i buy whatever isn't poo poo and has the cheapest cost per sheet and large number of rolls

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??
Meal Deal Chat:-

Morrisons are pretty drat good I got half a pizza, a pack of cheese and onion walkers and a can of monster.

Tesco still reign supreme but good effort.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Gaz2k21 posted:

Meal Deal Chat:-

Morrisons are pretty drat good I got half a pizza, a pack of cheese and onion walkers and a can of monster.

Tesco still reign supreme but good effort.

Boots meal deal is objectively the best

fite me

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



M&S do the best sandwiches imho, but no meal deal...

My cycle to work only goes past a Sainsburys so I have to deal with their egg&cress disaster :(

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

MikeCrotch posted:

Boots meal deal is objectively the best

fite me

I'm yet to experience boots But I'm willing to bet they don't include energy drinks.

But hey if you wanna fite I'll bring the baby oil 😘

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Ratjaculation posted:

jose, do you buy branded loo roll?

my workplace has just switched to a cheaper brand of loo roll and let me tell you im not pleased

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
yesterday my gf was in waitrose at the meal deal section and she had a sandwich in her hands which had been reduced and some 'commoner' (her words) snatched it out of her hands with a 'thanks love' and ran off to the tills lolololol

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Gaz2k21 posted:

I'm yet to experience boots But I'm willing to bet they don't include energy drinks.

But hey if you wanna fite I'll bring the baby oil 😘

You can get protein shakes which are just the better choice, especially since they are worth like £2.70 on their own so you are getting great value on your deal

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Jose posted:

i buy whatever isn't poo poo and has the cheapest cost per sheet and large number of rolls

i find sainsburys slightly-better-than-value brand has the best pence-per-poo poo return

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Vitamins posted:

does this involve getting murdered afterwards y/n?

y, but eventually

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Ratjaculation posted:

M&S do the best sandwiches imho, but no meal deal...
i think m&s customers would be offended by the idea that they need to save money

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