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Looke
Aug 2, 2013

who else remembers when sainsbury's did good meal deals

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Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



I buy Shea butter toilet paper because my anus deserves it

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Also I never buy meal deals because bread and fillings is much cheaper and nicer so I can afford luxury bum wipe

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

i wipe me bum with paper five pound notes to make the process more efficient

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

lol @ requiring balm for your ravaged hole

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
co-op meal deal is best. massive range of drinks, good sandwich and you can get 2 hardboiled eggs with some mayo + wholegrain mustard as the snack

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

lol @ requiring balm for your ravaged hole

fridge corn was trying to get me to spend £500 on a toilet seat that will spray water to clean my arse and then hot air dry it yesterday

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
and i'm really tempted to get it

Nova69
Jul 12, 2012

I do most of my shopping at Aldi, Sainsburys and Tesco are too expensive.

They have recently started doing lunch meal deals, I have not yet tried them.

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Bobby Deluxe posted:

did we ever find out which goon it was that solefald threatened to visit

The cute one :allears:

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
drat. I've forgotten to do my Tesco online shop.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Solefald posted:

The cute one :allears:

Well, that rules out everybody.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

which means it must be no-one

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

Nova88 posted:

I do most of my shopping at Aldi

I'm purely a Lidl man myself, Aldi are great but I don't like them as they wouldn't employ me because I refused to remove my beard.

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Oct 22, 2002



DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

lol @ requiring balm for your ravaged hole

Look mate my hole is not ravaged I just like to imagine I'm wiping with the soft flesh of a princess okay?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Solefald posted:

The cute one :allears:

ohh so vitty then :swoon:

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
nobody itt knows what i look like

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


I do. I've doxxed all of you 🐢

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Bobby Deluxe posted:

ohh so vitty then :swoon:

:swoon:

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

fridge corn posted:

nobody itt knows what i look like

false. i think

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Quote-Unquote posted:

Look mate my hole is not ravaged I just like to imagine I'm wiping with the soft flesh of a princess okay?

Nova69
Jul 12, 2012

Speaking of shopping, I have done an amazon pantry order for stuff that isn't available in Aldi, as it turns out that even with delivery, it's still cheaper than Tesco etc.

Late-capitalism...

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

fridge corn posted:

nobody itt knows what i look like

oh really

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


that picture just doesn't seem right without the moustache eating

Dugong
Mar 18, 2013

I don't know what to do,
I'm going to lose my mind

I like Aldi because everything about it is designed to make your shop as short as possible. The frozen fish is p good.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I use Tescos online service because have you ever tried to park a ford transit in a supermarket car park.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

My mum says I'm cute

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

learnincurve posted:

I use Tescos online service because have you ever tried to park a ford transit in a supermarket car park.

yeah

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



ratjac's top sexiest uk posters:

1. Vitty (;))
2. no-one (sober)
3. no-one (drunk)
4. Looke (his mum said so)
5. fridge corn
6. learnincurve (confirmed milf)
7. fluo (pre-2015)
8. DJF
9. MikeCrotch/Jose joint
10. Bozza (apparently has a gf now)

ratjacs least sexist uk posters:

32: quotey (ruggedly handsome, but nemesis)
33: Manic-x (also handsome, but full of tropical AIDS)
34: Fluo (post-2015)
35: Taff

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
hell yes i'm in the top 31

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Fridge corn is American and therefore fat as hell

Dugong
Mar 18, 2013

I don't know what to do,
I'm going to lose my mind

Thiccc

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Looke posted:

My mum says I'm cute

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Ratjaculation posted:

ratjac's top sexiest uk posters:

1. Vitty (;))
2. no-one (sober)
3. no-one (drunk)
4. Looke (his mum said so)
5. fridge corn
6. learnincurve (confirmed milf)
7. fluo (pre-2015)
8. DJF
9. MikeCrotch/Jose joint
10. Bozza (apparently has a gf now)

ratjacs least sexist uk posters:

32: quotey (ruggedly handsome, but nemesis)
33: Manic-x (also handsome, but full of tropical AIDS)
34: Fluo (post-2015)
35: Taff

we're number one
we're number onwait

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

voted 5 not in it

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



There is a trail of bright orange vom winding its way around the student area. I wonder what's at the end of it

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
everything said about me itt is 100% true

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Ratjaculation posted:

There is a trail of bright orange vom winding its way around the student area. I wonder what's at the end of it

"Follow the orange sick road...."

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

learnincurve posted:

drat. I've forgotten to do my Tesco online shop.

Better hurry in case they shut.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

If you do Tesco online try Ocado instead for additional luxury

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