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knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick

spog posted:

http://babalooney.com/uploads/BABALOONEY_JINGLE.mp3

Now you can have it as a ringtone

I wonder if she looks at her webstats.

"Hey, why am I getting a huge increase in hits? Where are they coming from?.....oh god"

Oh my god thank you

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




This is loving amazing

cnut
May 3, 2016

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No one's left a comment on her website's guestbook since November last year, I hope she's doing okay. :(

Maybe goons should leave her a note saying her website and jingle are awesome :unsmith:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No one's left a comment on her website's guestbook since November last year, I hope she's doing okay. :(

She's probably making balloon animals at the Whitehouse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leHbij2wucE
Published on 10 Sep 2015

quote:

A song inspired by THE DONALD, written by two conservatives, and sung by a Police Officer.
How American can you get? -c2015 R. Apuzzo, G. Ruvolo Lyrics & Music: Richard Apuzzo- ASCAP, Guy Ruvolo- ASCAP Produced by: G. Ruvolo for COOLCUE MUSIC- ASCAP

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Unfortunate back-to-back articles on lifehacker.

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Unfortunate back-to-back articles on lifehacker.




Well they both can contain eggs, I don't see the issue.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

dat fat cat sat on a slat??? :cool:

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
El gato es gordo.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

"I promise to cut taxes and give my constituents a golden shower of wealth"

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Hello Ketene
Dec 30, 2011

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Congrats on finding Morally Inept's car.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

"Distilled, Blended and Olded..."

Not aged - olded

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

For a truely decadent taste, drink straight out of a pussy.

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat
Its one way to earn your red wings.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1J3NLNWAPU

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSAOV6XEjXA

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!


This took me a good minute but goddamn LOL




Dr. Clockwork
Sep 9, 2011

I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!

"Is loved" or "I sharted"? hmm

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Dr. Clockwork posted:

"Is loved" or "I sharted"? hmm

I thought it says "California is hosed".

sinburger
Sep 10, 2006

*hurk*


How the mighty have fallen.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





It's like it's wearing a mask of itself

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i want 2 suck lowtax baboobby and vageno

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Powaqoatse posted:

i want 2 suck lowtax baboobby and vageno

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion



"tenderness whiskey"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




wtf :chloe:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006





That's scrub tier knock off gotta drink "The Gent Guy"

"Full Body Aftertaste"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



my "favorite" not-whiskey is Jaburn I think it's called.

It doesn't say Whiskey or Whisky anywhere on the bottle, but it's kind of square, the label is black, and the booze itself is brown.

Turns out it's a lovely vodka with caramel coloring & i guess it survives by kind of looking like a whiskey?

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
It probably survives because loads of people can't tell the difference between whisky and brown vodka by the time it gets mixed with their coke.

---------------------

https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/862602793097588736

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hold on, there's that joke

I like my whiskey like I like my women
12 years old and mixed up with coke

:[

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Powaqoatse posted:

hold on, there's that joke

I like my whiskey like I like my women
12 years old and mixed up with coke

:[

As tight as a 12-year-old...

...back injury.

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Powaqoatse posted:

hold on, there's that joke

I like my whiskey like I like my women
12 years old and mixed up with coke

:[

See I was never satisfyingly amused by this "joke", surely if a female is 12 years old then she doesn't count as a woman? Besides, the amount of 12 year olds "mixed up with coke" is probably very small, despite what Drew Barrymore says. They would have to have (a) the knowledge and desire for "coke", and (b) the wherewithall to obtain said "coke" either by finance or service. The intersection of both points is not common widespread practice.

But that's not the issue, perhaps the first line should read "I like my whiskey like I like my girls", or even better "I like my whiskey in the way that I prefer little girls". That way the intent has been stated with no linguistic embarrassment or confusion.

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