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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


ESPN will be beating off over Jeets literally all loving weekend

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Can't wait for Charlie Morton to throw a no-hitter for the Astros.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
Derek Jeter is the most overrated athlete of all time

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

ElwoodCuse posted:

Derek Jeter is the most overrated athlete of all time

I mean Tim Tebow. But sure.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I'd listen to 'most overrated baseball player defensively.'

But then you get into stuff like Rafael Palmiero, who won a gold glove while playing 28 games at first in a season.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 17:30 on May 12, 2017

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I want a career-spanning "past a diving Jeter" supercut

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Incoming:

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/863044150995947524
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/863046673240649728
https://twitter.com/WhitlockJason/status/863047175793631233

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I chase rear end.

spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba
Fun Shoe

Spoeank posted:

I chase rear end.

New Thread Title Please.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Spoeank posted:

I chase rear end.

I hope that tweet becomes admissible evidence in a court case

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Grittybeard posted:

I'd listen to 'most overrated baseball player defensively.'

But then you get into stuff like Rafael Palmiero, who won a gold glove while playing 28 games at first in a season.

The Gold Glove being a joke is an independent variable in this equation unless you want to talk about how Jeter has at least 3 he doesn't deserve

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
Does Jeter have the lowest dWAR in the history of baseball or am I misremembering?

I got in an argument a few years ago with an idiot Yankees fan who cited his Gold Gloves as proof that he was a great defensive player. Also he called me a nerd for citing such a LOSER GEEKY statistic like dWAR.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
-156 runs saved from 2003-retirement. 2nd worst SS is Michael Young at -82. I don't know about worst player, but definitely worst SS. Career dWAR is -9.4 which is 2.4 worse than #2 in the modern era

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Dexo posted:

I mean Tim Tebow. But sure.

Only ESPN cares about Tim Tebow. An entire loving sports league has been running this Derek Jeter poo poo into the ground for like 20 years.

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

The NBA Sidecast on ESPN3 yesterday was fun, especially considering the Spurs/Rockets game was largely unwatchable. Hopefully, this is something that continues on with other games/leagues beyond the CFB championship and the occasional basketball game.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

I remember Olbermann was red in the face (as usual) saying Jeter was in fact overrated

Can't believe ESPN still has it up

http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=11580820

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Spoeank posted:

I chase rear end.

When you're Big Sexy's size here most women can get away from you even wearing 4" heels.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Gonna see some tv announcements over the next week

https://twitter.com/crupicrupicrupi/status/863150860024545280

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Even though I'm well aware of both Cris and Nick's takes this seems pretty bland as far as Fox Sports stuff goes.

Godzilla07
Oct 4, 2008

Grittybeard posted:

Even though I'm well aware of both Cris and Nick's takes this seems pretty bland as far as Fox Sports stuff goes.

I was expecting Fox to pick up Danny Kanell and launch All Takes Matter with him and Clay Travis.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Spoeank posted:

I chase rear end.

On foot? That can't last long for him

Or does he have a golf cart

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Spoeank posted:

I chase rear end.

I'm surprised he has to, with fedoras like that I'd think women would flock to him

Edit:



I mean, he's one "Milady" away from being chased like the Beatles!

Thaddius the Large fucked around with this message at 00:25 on May 13, 2017

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


M'take

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Pardon M'interruption

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
I was in a sports bar the other day with Whitlock's show on and I can't believe he wears the hat during the show, I thought that was just for like promo shots and stuff

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

I'll never understand having really stringent opinions about other peoples' work ethic, determination, etc. while being morbidly obese.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Anals of History posted:

I'll never understand having really stringent opinions about other peoples' work ethic, determination, etc. while being morbidly obese.

His muscle is his wit, and he's loving swole.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Reminder that Whitlock wrote a column calling Serena Williams lazy and fat, and referred to her rear end as an "oozing pumpkin".

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
And a BBW

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Anals of History posted:

I'll never understand having really stringent opinions about other peoples' work ethic, determination, etc. while being morbidly obese.

Ehhh I feel pretty comfortable refering to pro players as "bad" even though literally every player highschool and up who can walk without pain is better than me at the sport. It's comparing them to their peers, not to me.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

This new E:60 thing is great and they should've done this long ago

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Remember 30 for 30 Soccer Stories? Well, Fox is making their own version in advance of the 2018 FIFA World Cup.

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

Is Nick Wright terrible? I've only seen some bad takes where he gets really offended at anyone being remotely near LeBron's level

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


sportsgenius86 posted:

This new E:60 thing is great and they should've done this long ago

Yeah today's was phenomenal

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

two items of note

the late monday night week one game will be called by beth mowins and rex ryan

it looks like the long-rumored mike greenberg espn morning show debuts early next year

https://twitter.com/richarddeitsch/status/863924204755980288

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Beth Mowins is good and earned that spot

Pairing her with Rex Ryan is ... interesting, to say the least

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


always glad to see someone honed on years of calling unwatchable 11AM Northwestern-Purdue Games is coming up in the world.

Marklar
Jul 24, 2003

Ball is Love
Ball is Life

Benne posted:

Beth Mowins is good and earned that spot

Pairing her with Rex Ryan is ... interesting, to say the least

If she has nice feet it could get really weird quickly.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Marklar posted:

If she has nice feet it could get really weird quickly.
If she has any sense of humor at all she'll wear sandals to the first game.

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


ESPN's Shelley Smith was rushed to the hospital after Spurs/Warriors when she suffered a possible stroke

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