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who is james comey?! SEAN SPICER
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# ? May 12, 2017 05:02 |
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Powaqoatse posted:who is james comey?! we're through the looking glass here people
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# ? May 12, 2017 05:07 |
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Powaqoatse posted:who is james comey?! WHO IS JAMES COMEY?!
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# ? May 12, 2017 06:34 |
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For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is James Comey?
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# ? May 12, 2017 07:10 |
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I mean being the mouthpiece of Trump has got to take a roll on your sanity.
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# ? May 12, 2017 09:21 |
Actual photo of Spicer in the dark.
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# ? May 12, 2017 12:55 |
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It's like a super dumb parody of All the President's Men.
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# ? May 12, 2017 21:05 |
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Hello, excuse me it's "among" the bushes. Get it right. https://twitter.com/dynarski/status/862491116679122946
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# ? May 12, 2017 21:14 |
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a kitten posted:Hello, excuse me it's "among" the bushes. Get it right. I hope the correction originally was: Corrected to clarify Spicer was 'among the bushes', which in most English dialects is synonymous with 'in the bushes'. But sure, whatever, he was "among" the bushes.
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# ? May 12, 2017 21:41 |
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Spicer is just having a mental break down right? Like that's what is happening? SOme one get the poor guy some help
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# ? May 12, 2017 21:44 |
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flosofl posted:I hope the correction originally was: Corrected to clarify Spicer was 'among the bushes', which in most English dialects is synonymous with 'in the bushes'. But sure, whatever, he was "among" the bushes. He wants to make sure people knew he wasn't actually, physically in a bush. He was just behind and between some bushes. It's a very important distinction.
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# ? May 12, 2017 21:49 |
Burkion posted:Spicer is just having a mental break down right? I think the administration is having a massive, combined breakdown.
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# ? May 12, 2017 21:56 |
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Except for the Don. He's as coherent and controlled as he always was.
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# ? May 12, 2017 21:58 |
Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Except for the Don. Technically true.
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# ? May 12, 2017 22:05 |
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Drug users 'getting Winstoned' by new £5 note as they complain of cut noses when snorting cocaine http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/new-5-pound-note-getting-winstoned-drug-users-cut-noses-snorting-cocaine-a7730161.html
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# ? May 12, 2017 23:22 |
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cinni posted:I know its dailymail, but there are other news sites running the story too and I don't feel like using them right now.
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# ? May 12, 2017 23:37 |
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Man found 'masturbating vigorously' downtown, says he did it because he hates Portland http://katu.com/news/local/police-man-found-masturbating-vigorously-says-he-did-it-because-he-hates-portland Any reason is a good reason, huh?
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# ? May 12, 2017 23:38 |
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You just can't beat (heya) Diogenes of Sinope, when caught masturbating in the market he just said "If only satisfying the stomach was this simple".
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# ? May 12, 2017 23:45 |
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Burkion posted:Spicer is just having a mental break down right? Has Spicer ever not been having a mental breakdown? Coincidentally, Melissa McCarthy is hosting SNL this weekend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vzr9xxh5QU
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# ? May 13, 2017 01:51 |
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I hope mobile podiums will actually be a thing real politicians use.
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# ? May 13, 2017 02:19 |
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# ? May 13, 2017 03:08 |
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# ? May 13, 2017 03:33 |
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Was that tongue in cheek?
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# ? May 13, 2017 03:35 |
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Nah it was in 1933 when nobody in the US knew her. I just thought it was funny.
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# ? May 13, 2017 03:47 |
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# ? May 13, 2017 04:11 |
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Nude Florida Shark Humper is Ex-NYPD man ( for man side nudity)
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# ? May 13, 2017 04:11 |
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Don't sharks have rough scales? Wikipedia says yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_scale#Placoid_scales quote:The skin of sharks is entirely covered by placoid scales. The scales are supported by spines, which feel rough when stroked in a backward direction, but when flattened by the forward movement of water, create tiny vortices that reduce hydrodynamic drag, making swimming both more efficient as well as quieter compared to that of bony fishes. The rough, sandpaper-like texture of shark and ray skin, coupled with its toughness, has led it to be valued as a source of rawhide leather, called shagreen. One of the many historical applications of shark shagreen was in making hand-grips for swords. Why would you wriggle around on that?
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# ? May 13, 2017 04:19 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Has Spicer ever not been having a mental breakdown? Holy crap I knew I recognized the face of whoever it was playing him all this time I just didn't make the connection that it was her. She's rivaling Alec Baldwin and Larry David with that performance. Pretty good for a woman
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# ? May 13, 2017 04:20 |
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syscall girl posted:Holy crap I knew I recognized the face of whoever it was playing him all this time I just didn't make the connection that it was her. She's way better than they are. I emit sotto voce groan whenever Baldwin or David do their bit, but I could watch Spicy forever. Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 04:34 on May 13, 2017 |
# ? May 13, 2017 04:23 |
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Larry David doesn't do any performance. He's just doing his own voice.
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# ? May 13, 2017 04:32 |
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Mu Zeta posted:Larry David doesn't do any performance. He's just doing his own voice. Yeah, he's kind of an annoying guy. It's no accident that it took him so long to get his own show.
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# ? May 13, 2017 04:35 |
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Where is the Flash when you need him?
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# ? May 13, 2017 04:44 |
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"Dinsdale!"
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# ? May 13, 2017 05:42 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Yeah, he's kind of an annoying guy. It's no accident that it took him so long to get his own show. He's a moocher, is what he is
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# ? May 13, 2017 06:04 |
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# ? May 13, 2017 13:15 |
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They even use the proper word right there in the article!
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# ? May 13, 2017 14:09 |
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Everyone realises it’s a play on a Yogi Berra quote, right?
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# ? May 13, 2017 14:21 |
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Platystemon posted:Everyone realises it’s a play on a Yogi Berra quote, right? "I really didn't say everything I said." - Yogi Berra
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# ? May 13, 2017 14:53 |
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# ? May 13, 2017 17:47 |
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Lol maybe 1944 gis were thinking that.
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# ? May 13, 2017 18:01 |