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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




who is james comey?!
SEAN SPICER

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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Powaqoatse posted:

who is james comey?!
SEAN SPICER

we're through the looking glass here people

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Powaqoatse posted:

who is james comey?!
SEAN SPICER

WHO IS JAMES COMEY?!

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is James Comey?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I mean being the mouthpiece of Trump has got to take a roll on your sanity.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Actual photo of Spicer in the dark.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

It's like a super dumb parody of All the President's Men.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Hello, excuse me it's "among" the bushes. Get it right.

https://twitter.com/dynarski/status/862491116679122946

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



a kitten posted:

Hello, excuse me it's "among" the bushes. Get it right.

https://twitter.com/dynarski/status/862491116679122946

I hope the correction originally was: Corrected to clarify Spicer was 'among the bushes', which in most English dialects is synonymous with 'in the bushes'. But sure, whatever, he was "among" the bushes.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Spicer is just having a mental break down right?

Like that's what is happening?

SOme one get the poor guy some help

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

flosofl posted:

I hope the correction originally was: Corrected to clarify Spicer was 'among the bushes', which in most English dialects is synonymous with 'in the bushes'. But sure, whatever, he was "among" the bushes.

He wants to make sure people knew he wasn't actually, physically in a bush. He was just behind and between some bushes. It's a very important distinction.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Burkion posted:

Spicer is just having a mental break down right?

Like that's what is happening?

SOme one get the poor guy some help

I think the administration is having a massive, combined breakdown.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Except for the Don.
He's as coherent and controlled as he always was.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Except for the Don.
He's as coherent and controlled as he always was.

Technically true.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Drug users 'getting Winstoned' by new £5 note as they complain of cut noses when snorting cocaine

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/new-5-pound-note-getting-winstoned-drug-users-cut-noses-snorting-cocaine-a7730161.html

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

cinni posted:

I know its dailymail, but there are other news sites running the story too and I don't feel like using them right now.

Man, 65, charged with murdering his girlfriend, 60, claims she accidentally choked to death giving him oral sex - and he wants to show the jury his PENIS as part of his defense

"Last week, Patterson’s defense attorney, Ken Padowitz, filed a motion asking a judge to allow his client to present his manhood to the jury, arguing that it is 'essential' for members of the panel to examine the body part in order to fully understand testimony from an expert witness, reported the Sun-Sentinel.

The defense attorney also requested that Patterson be allowed to strip down in front of a handpicked group of people, among them the judge, lawyers, a bailiff and the jurors.

If his request is turned down, Padowitz said he would consider making a mold of his client’s sex organ to show the jurors."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4489536/Suspect-woman-s-choking-death-wants-penis-shown-jury.html


She died doing what she loved.... oh wait no she didn't, you loving murdered her; and now you are trying to make everyone look at your old man dick.

:stonk:

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Man found 'masturbating vigorously' downtown, says he did it because he hates Portland

http://katu.com/news/local/police-man-found-masturbating-vigorously-says-he-did-it-because-he-hates-portland

Any reason is a good reason, huh?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You just can't beat (heya) Diogenes of Sinope, when caught masturbating in the market he just said "If only satisfying the stomach was this simple".

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Burkion posted:

Spicer is just having a mental break down right?

Like that's what is happening?

SOme one get the poor guy some help

Has Spicer ever not been having a mental breakdown?

Coincidentally, Melissa McCarthy is hosting SNL this weekend. :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vzr9xxh5QU

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I hope mobile podiums will actually be a thing real politicians use.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Was that tongue in cheek?

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Nah it was in 1933 when nobody in the US knew her. I just thought it was funny.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Nude Florida Shark Humper is Ex-NYPD man (:nws: for man side nudity)

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Don't sharks have rough scales? Wikipedia says yes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_scale#Placoid_scales

quote:

The skin of sharks is entirely covered by placoid scales. The scales are supported by spines, which feel rough when stroked in a backward direction, but when flattened by the forward movement of water, create tiny vortices that reduce hydrodynamic drag, making swimming both more efficient as well as quieter compared to that of bony fishes. The rough, sandpaper-like texture of shark and ray skin, coupled with its toughness, has led it to be valued as a source of rawhide leather, called shagreen. One of the many historical applications of shark shagreen was in making hand-grips for swords.



Why would you wriggle around on that?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Has Spicer ever not been having a mental breakdown?

Coincidentally, Melissa McCarthy is hosting SNL this weekend. :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vzr9xxh5QU

Holy crap I knew I recognized the face of whoever it was playing him all this time I just didn't make the connection that it was her.

She's rivaling Alec Baldwin and Larry David with that performance. Pretty good for a woman :smugdon:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

syscall girl posted:

Holy crap I knew I recognized the face of whoever it was playing him all this time I just didn't make the connection that it was her.

She's rivaling Alec Baldwin and Larry David with that performance. Pretty good for a woman :smugdon:

She's way better than they are. I emit sotto voce groan whenever Baldwin or David do their bit, but I could watch Spicy forever. :allears:

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 04:34 on May 13, 2017

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Larry David doesn't do any performance. He's just doing his own voice.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Mu Zeta posted:

Larry David doesn't do any performance. He's just doing his own voice.

Yeah, he's kind of an annoying guy. It's no accident that it took him so long to get his own show.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Where is the Flash when you need him?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



"Dinsdale!"

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Yeah, he's kind of an annoying guy. It's no accident that it took him so long to get his own show.

He's a moocher, is what he is

cnut
May 3, 2016

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


They even use the proper word right there in the article!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Everyone realises it’s a play on a Yogi Berra quote, right?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Platystemon posted:

Everyone realises it’s a play on a Yogi Berra quote, right?

"I really didn't say everything I said." - Yogi Berra

Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫

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SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Lol maybe 1944 gis were thinking that.

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