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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

How to hold your poop in embarrassing situations: find a man who will hold the poop for you.

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CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

chickie nugs for brekkie posted:

I noticed the area code and looked up the address. Of course it's Oak & Loc. What a poo poo part of town.

You mean UWM? What amazing part of town are you from?

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Why does she have poop in her stomach? Actually I don't want to know

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

twoday posted:

vodka and crystal pepsi (aged olded 30 years)

FTFY

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

nerdz posted:

Why does she have poop in her stomach? Actually I don't want to know

Wikihow is very literal. If you say you're full of poo poo, you're in danger of fecal coughs.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009



Aw they are her friends.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Nurse sharks are basically the shark version of puppies.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Some thirsty rear end sharks.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

Nurse sharks are basically the shark version of puppies.

Nurse sharks are possibly the least dangerous creatures on the planet, unless you happen to be a small crustacean.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

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TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Nurse sharks are possibly the least dangerous creatures on the planet, unless you happen to be a small crustacean.

I'd argue a solitary earthworm is

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Solice Kirsk posted:

Nurse sharks are basically the shark version of puppies.

Can you actually nurse them, for milk?

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

TrustmeImLegit posted:

I'd argue a solitary earthworm is

Jim was a pretty destructive worm.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

TrustmeImLegit posted:

I'd argue a solitary earthworm is

They're going to have to compete with manatees. AKA the snuggly sea potato.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

It's OK to be gay now you don't need a woman to be your beard anymore.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Nurse sharks are possibly the least dangerous creatures on the planet, unless you happen to be a small crustacean.

What about stuff that's actively beneficial, like all the bacteria in the stomach?

EDIT: You guys might be thinking of Whale sharks, which are filter feeders. Nurse sharks are pretty docile but they have extremely sharp teeth and will bite if bothered.

RatHat has a new favorite as of 01:39 on May 13, 2017

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Bogan King posted:

It's OK to be gay now you don't need a woman to be your beard anymore.

:vince:

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007

Imagining I'm been passionately kissed by a hunky guy works everytime

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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We Know Catheters posted:

Can you actually nurse them, for milk?

No, but back in the 1800's they were called the "nanny shark" because they were so good with kids.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Then one day you finally get to kiss that hot guy at work, and you're stuck thinking about poop because that's what you've equated him with.

Atticus Bongman
Oct 12, 2009

BoonyPC posted:

Imagining I'm been passionately kissed by a hunky guy works everytime

Do you hear a loud buzzer in your head when noticing the problem, followed by a pleasant *ding* when thinking of the hunky gentleman?

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


nerdz posted:

Why does she have poop in her stomach? Actually I don't want to know

If you hold it in long enough, it'll start coming out the other end

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Suckers. I have Enrique hover around my backside with a gold bucket so I can poop anytime and show off my fabulous wealth.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

nerdz posted:

Why does she have poop in her stomach? Actually I don't want to know

That's actually just four pounds of quality Taco Bell meat in her poop-oven.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Ziv Zulander posted:

If you hold it in long enough, it'll start coming out the other end

Reverse peristalsis is cool

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
God making the earth: I like it really gross, that's what I'm into now.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

syscall girl posted:

Reverse peristalsis is cool

I just googled that and it says you're talking poo poo

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I just googled that and it says you're talking poo poo

:golfclap:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Bogan King posted:

It's OK to be gay now you don't need a woman to be your beard anymore.

:buddy:

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Isn't that what made them a mom in the first place?

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

At least Brian Wilson's selfie game is still strong.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Snorkzilla posted:

Isn't that what made them a mom in the first place?

The hell? That's not fair, they've already gotten their cream pie. Share some with the rest of us!

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Slime posted:

The hell? That's not fair, they've already gotten their cream pie. Share some with the rest of us!

My place. 5pm.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Bogan King posted:

It's OK to be gay now you don't need a woman to be your beard anymore.

Wow, I actually hadn't noticed until I read this post and went back.


I had the same sign outside my house but the cops made me take it down.

Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 12:05 on May 13, 2017

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Slime posted:

The hell? That's not fair, they've already gotten their cream pie. Share some with the rest of us!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kISikTBdWno

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

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Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Wow, when I had a fish pedicure it was just these tiny little minnows, this is some first class stuff

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