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Hoover Dam posted:Wow, when I had a fish pedicure it was just these tiny little minnows, this is some first class stuff They only bring out the sharks for truly heinous bunyons and callouses.
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nerdz posted:Why does she have poop in her stomach? Actually I don't want to know 
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Ziv Zulander posted:If you hold it in long enough, it'll start coming out the other end Sadly, this is true and a loving horrifying way to die as it's usually associated with some late stage bowel cancers. You die in agony chocking to death on your own poo poo.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Sadly, this is true and a loving horrifying way to die as it's usually associated with some late stage bowel cancers. 
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May 13, 2017 18:02
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To make up for that, have this:
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May 13, 2017 18:12
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Gorilla Salad posted:Sadly, this is true and a loving horrifying way to die as it's usually associated with some late stage bowel cancers. Yeah I wasn't kidding about reverse peristalsis. Dating a caregiver means you get to learn about some of the worst things that happen to human beings and you have to try to help them process their grief. Mostly by drinking with them.
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I'd rather drink myself to death than to deal with choking on my own feces.
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May 13, 2017 18:18
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swordfish duelist posted:I'd rather drink myself to death than to deal with choking on my own feces. "Man, this beer tastes like poo poo." "I don't want to hear that from you."
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swordfish duelist posted:I'd rather drink myself to death than to deal with choking on my own feces. Better than someone else's, I guess.
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Stoatbringer posted:Better than someone else's, I guess. Its good that you're finally opening up about what happened to your mom.
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Stoatbringer posted:Better than someone else's, I guess. 1stGear posted:Its good that you're finally opening up about what happened to your mom. JEsus Christ, can we stop bringing that up, haven't I been punished enough?!
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Turtlicious posted:JEsus Christ, can we stop bringing that up, haven't I been punished enough?! It's a poo poo hand to be dealt but only by talking can we work though it. Grab a stool at the bar and let it out.
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May 13, 2017 23:04
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It took me too long to get this.
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May 13, 2017 23:44
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Random Stranger posted:It took me too long to get this. Idgi
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May 14, 2017 00:04
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Batman V Superman.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Batman V Superman. ...I still don't get it.
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I had a young teacher in high school who, for some reason, told us that for their teenage years they suffered from poo repeatedly coming out of their mouth. Apparently the body just kept sending it back up mouth-way, so the teacher always kept a toothbrush with them.  http://imgur.com/GeC0rEU Nothing gross here, just a SantaJesus has a new favorite as of 02:06 on May 14, 2017 |
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May 14, 2017 01:28
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That image is a lot more than just a little naughty
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SantaJesus posted:I had a young teacher in high school who, for some reason, told us that for their teenage years they suffered from poo repeatedly coming out of their mouth. Why the gently caress would you share that with basically anyone let alone school kids.
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Solice Kirsk posted:...I still don't get it. Batman and Superman bonded over both having mother's named Martha, this stopped Batman from killing Superman. Godzilla fought a monster named mothra...see the comparison? If I just got fooled jokes on me.
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JEEVES420 posted:Batman and Superman bonded over both having mother's named Martha, this stopped Batman from killing Superman. Godzilla fought a monster named mothra...see the comparison? OOOOH! Sorry, totally forgot that was a movie. Never saw it so of course it wouldn't make sense. Don't mind me.
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Are you not allowed to spearfish for grouper?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Jill is awesome. Wasn't Jill the recipient here?
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It could be powered by a solar generator located somewhere else
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Guy Goodbody posted:It could be powered by a solar generator located somewhere else Get the gently caress out of here with your words and your logic.
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Guy Goodbody posted:It could be powered by a solar generator located somewhere else Not pictured but the panels were on the top of the machine. It was plugged directly into a normal outlet.
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Zero One posted:Not pictured but the panels were on the top of the machine. It was plugged directly into a normal outlet. Seems like a fallback circuit to me.
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Probably BUT THAT'S NOT AS FUNNY, IS IT?
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Maybe so it keeps working at night and in bad weather? Or maybe only the vending is solar powered, the chilling is powered from the mains: So the sign is still technically correct, the best kind of correct.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Are you not allowed to spearfish for grouper? Dunno about that but this guy's a turd for using scuba tanks, freedive or gtfo vv e: double turd vv Chard has a new favorite as of 05:28 on May 14, 2017 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Are you not allowed to spearfish for grouper? No, they're endangered.
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Only some kinds And usually theyre also the rear end in a top hat groupers that grow to massive size.
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Only some kinds Massive rear end in a top hat gropers?
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