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elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
Holy poo poo I saw that Cougar Gold can and my whole body spasmed with longing.

Is that just a PNW thing, or can you get it other places? I've never found it for sale in Seattle, which is why I've never required a coronary stent

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

elise the great posted:

Holy poo poo I saw that Cougar Gold can and my whole body spasmed with longing.

Is that just a PNW thing, or can you get it other places? I've never found it for sale in Seattle, which is why I've never required a coronary stent

Cougar gold is an extremely PNW thing, as is people who get full length leg tattoos of the WSU cougar and talk about the importance of the NIT basketball tournament.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

barbecue at the folks posted:


e: Actually, I kinda lost it when one of the McElroy bros started talking in some MBMBaM about eating "raw cheese" and it took me a while to understand that they had encountered a mystical form of cheese that isn't already melted on something.

Is that what they meant? Raw cheese means it's from milk that wasn't pasteurized.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pick posted:

Cougar Gold is sold this way and it is extremely good.


How widely is this sold? It's weird to see it referenced online.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Pick posted:

Cougar Gold is sold this way and it is extremely good.



:shibe:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Is Cougar Gold what they call it when you've got a wealthy sugar mama?

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

FactsAreUseless posted:

How widely is this sold? It's weird to see it referenced online.
Dunno about brick and mortar stores, which are probably stuck around Pullman, but it's available online from the WSU Creamery.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Phanatic posted:

Is that what they meant? Raw cheese means it's from milk that wasn't pasteurized.

Un-melted cheese is what they meant because Travis is a manchild who only eats cheese if it's plasticy and on a pizza.

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat
I've never seen Cougar Gold sold anywhere outside Pullman. You don't have to buy it on campus (Dissmore's sells it), but you gotta buy it in town.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Phanatic posted:

You know what they say: any man can gently caress a pig, but it takes a Marine to gently caress a pig to death.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

RyokoTK posted:

Un-melted cheese is what they meant because Travis is a manchild who only eats cheese if it's plasticy and on a pizza.

Justin's the one with the raw cheese thing

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Heath posted:

Is Cougar Gold what they call it when you've got a wealthy sugar mama?

You like? I like

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
That's not even a man-child. Cheese is one of the four toddler foods.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

RODNEY THE RACEHOR posted:

today i found out goons are afraid of cheese

That's because I'm lactose intolerant, you jerk.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Roro posted:

That's because I'm lactose intolerant, you jerk.

:same:

:smith::hf::smith:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Roro posted:

That's because I'm lactose intolerant, you jerk.

It's big of you to admit, but you should really strive for lactose acceptance.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Roro posted:

That's because I'm lactose intolerant, you jerk.

Sorry about your inferior genetics. I hope you plan to adopt. :emo:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Chichevache posted:

Sorry about your inferior genetics. I hope you plan to adopt. :emo:

It's pretty brave of you to admit that you're a eugenicist in this day and age.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
We must secure the existence of our cheese and a future for our dairy products.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Ah, the seldom heard of Fourth Richelieu.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ah, the seldom heard of Fourth Richelieu.

I'd take a neutral view of this kind of cheesy wordplay but my backstory is full of holes.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
Enough of the awful pun trains in the funny quotes thread, honestly I camembert them any longer.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
At the very least, keep it brief.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh wensleydale yourselves.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
I'm intolerant of lactose and cheese puns.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Oh im sure well all Comtè an agreement

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Oh im sure well all Comtè an agreement

Shut up already or Emmental a mod!

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Roro posted:

That's because I'm lactose intolerant, you jerk.

Quite a few cheeses are very low in lactose.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Shut up already or Emmental a mod!

Oh that was a gouda one.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Chedder! Hahaha.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Rust Martialis posted:

Quite a few cheeses are very low in lactose.

Yeah, including cheddar and parmesan. Most lactose comes out in the whey and only trace amounts remain. Since Cougar Gold is a type of cheddar, it's safe.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Pick posted:

Yeah, including cheddar and parmesan. Most lactose comes out in the whey and only trace amounts remain. Since Cougar Gold is a type of cheddar, it's safe.

Mods, change my name to Cougar Gold Farts!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Pick posted:

Yeah, including cheddar and parmesan. Most lactose comes out in the whey and only trace amounts remain. Since Cougar Gold is a type of cheddar, it's safe.

This may or may not be true, but either whey I don't give edam.

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

You're all a bunch of stinking bishops

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
While you losers were defiling your temples with the devil's wordplay, I bought myself two cans of Cougar Gold.

I don't give a poo poo about WSU or the Cougars in general (although I appreciate the common phrase "couging out" as used to describe nearly winning and then just sort of flopping gormlessly into utter failure). But that cheese and its tyrosine crystals and its simultaneously creamy, flaky texture...

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Lmao at all the Pullman goons, apparently.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i'm fat

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

You're Weird Al?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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elise the great posted:

While you losers were defiling your temples with the devil's wordplay, I bought myself two cans of Cougar Gold.

I don't give a poo poo about WSU or the Cougars in general (although I appreciate the common phrase "couging out" as used to describe nearly winning and then just sort of flopping gormlessly into utter failure). But that cheese and its tyrosine crystals and its simultaneously creamy, flaky texture...

Flaky creamy cheese....crystals?

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Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Solice Kirsk posted:

Flaky creamy cheese....crystals?

You've never had good aged cheddar

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