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Wheat Loaf posted:I like this one: Technically he was his own dad too. So is that like 3 dads total?
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Jesus was a criminal who never married, never had any kids, and was executed for his crimes at age 33 I don't think Jesus turned out "OK"
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Solice Kirsk posted:Technically he was his own dad too. So is that like 3 dads total? He had just two dads and if you disagree I'll burn you at the stake
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Guy Goodbody posted:Jesus was a criminal who never married, never had any kids, and was executed for his crimes at age 33 Ha!
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Jesus had no dads because Mary was a hermaphrodite who impregnated herself. Joseph was a nice guy who stuck around as a a cover story.
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Guy Goodbody posted:Jesus was a criminal who never married, never had any kids, and was executed for his crimes at age 33 He also absolved humanity of all its sin which is arguably an ok thing to do
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marshmallow creep posted:Jesus had no dads because Mary was a hermaphrodite who impregnated herself. Joseph was a nice guy who stuck around as a a cover story. I just googled "joseph was a beard" and was let down by the internet.
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marshmallow creep posted:Jesus had no dads because Mary was a hermaphrodite who impregnated herself. Joseph was a nice guy who stuck around as a a cover story. So is this like your fetish or what's going on here?
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This is pretty much exactly how the First Council of Nicaea went.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Technically he was his own dad too. So is that like 3 dads total? My Two Dads² Just Offscreen has a new favorite as of 15:25 on May 14, 2017 |
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plain blue jacket posted:He also absolved humanity of all its sin which is arguably an ok thing to do Yeah, but then like we still can't sin so what was the point? He basically just saved those people that were dying right that second.
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RagnarokAngel posted:So is this like your fetish or what's going on here? It's a theory I remember hearing people talk about a few years ago. Some links, though the original I saw was a TV program I've since forgotten the name of: http://www.charismanews.com/us/56890-lutheran-pastor-argues-jesus-was-a-hermaphrodite http://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2014/07/dark_matter_souls_and_virgin_mary_the_hermaphrodite.html https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4445 quote:Mary the mother of Jesus is some sort of parthenogenic mammalian reptile, turkey or a hermaphrodite - which means Jesus is also part lizard or turkey God bless.
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https://twitter.com/vlokkin/status/863502489051639815 The argument then continues in the twitter thread.   
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Hihohe posted:Why do I hear an Accordian as this guy walks? Because you read the post above yours
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plain blue jacket posted:He also absolved humanity of all its sin which is arguably an ok thing to do Typical Jesus apologist
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Guy Goodbody posted:and was executed for his crimes at age 33 Yeah, but he got better.
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Stoatbringer posted:Yeah, but he got better. I guess, but then he just sort of bummed around and was homeless for more than a month.
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There's nothing funny about Parkinson's Disease.
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Data Graham posted:Oh hey, it's the guy from Eye of Argon. I can't believe my organs of sight.
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Nastyman posted:There's nothing funny about Parkinson's Disease. The Michael J Fox Show proved that.
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Solice Kirsk posted:The Michael J Fox Show proved that. 
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Solice Kirsk posted:The Michael J Fox Show proved that. holy gently caress
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Solice Kirsk posted:The Michael J Fox Show proved that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI4lFjWoFqc&t=84s
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Solice Kirsk posted:The Michael J Fox Show proved that. 
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This is hilarious! Like, who uses payphones anymore?!
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cnut posted:This is hilarious! Like, who uses payphones anymore?! Looks like his cell phone battery died after a long night of partying
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Turdfuzz posted:it takes a village!!!
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The Librarian is a nurturing, caring sort.
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Screaming Idiot posted:The Librarian is a nurturing, caring sort. Screamingly good avatar post combo.
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Screaming Idiot posted:The Librarian is a nurturing, caring sort. Oook.
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Screaming Idiot posted:The Librarian is a nurturing, caring sort. So that's why he didn't want to be a human again.
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