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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
I have poor reading comprehension skills.

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NetflixAndRichHill
May 11, 2017

Inspector_666 posted:

I like this Yankees team



87 wRC+ (24th in MLB)
148 runs scored (21st)

"dominant offense"

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008

NetflixAndRichHill posted:

87 wRC+ (24th in MLB)
148 runs scored (21st)

"dominant offense"

It's from 2 years ago

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

It's from 2 years ago

those were the days...

NetflixAndRichHill
May 11, 2017

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

It's from 2 years ago

Ah. Then yeah, that's pretty accurate.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Just trying to honor Jeter by putting a "2" on the board early.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
I was a little disappointed Jeter threw the ceremonial first pitch from in front of the mound

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Lol yankees

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Bregman thank you for picking a perfect time to hit that first HR

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Oh my god, Tanaka is hot garbage tonight.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Tanaka is throwing batting practice apparently

NetflixAndRichHill
May 11, 2017
God I hope the Astros drop 30 runs.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
What the everloving gently caress is wrong with Tanaka.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
I hope Derek Jeter is literally crying

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I hope Derek Jeter is literally crying

He's having to sit gamely in the broadcast booth so if he's crying, he's doing it on the inside. Or between camera shots.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


scherzer dead

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
drat Astros :stonk:

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Thunderous boos on Derek Jeter night, thanks Tanaka

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I'm the silence in Yankee Stadium.

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
lol at that weak grounder just to breakup Morton's strikeout streak to start the game, shameful

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Abel Wingnut posted:

scherzer dead

?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

He got hit in the knee by a 100mph comebacker, I believe. I hope he's okay. :ohdear:

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

YeahTubaMike posted:

He got hit in the knee by a 100mph comebacker, I believe. I hope he's okay. :ohdear:

Yikes!

e: can't believe he stayed in the game somehow:

https://twitter.com/TheRenderMLB/status/863917717820231680

The Pussy Boss fucked around with this message at 01:53 on May 15, 2017

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
A catcher's interference wow

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

The Pussy Boss posted:

Yikes!

e: can't believe he stayed in the game somehow:

https://twitter.com/TheRenderMLB/status/863917717820231680

I hit my knee on a desk the other day and did this exact same routine.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

all-Rush mixtape posted:

I'm the silence in Yankee Stadium.

The Astros are doing God's work today.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
:rip: McCann

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


mother's day has killed like 20 active players

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.
Morton's velo and movement look legit. This feels new and different. What has changed?!

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

I'm sorry ESPN I really don't care this much about derek jeter. Please stop talking

NetflixAndRichHill
May 11, 2017

PrinceRandom posted:

I'm sorry ESPN I really don't care this much about derek jeter. Please stop talking

Seriously, this game is an excellent opportunity to showcase the next generation of players (Judge, Correa, Springer) to viewers.

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.

NetflixAndRichHill posted:

Seriously, this game is an excellent opportunity to showcase the next generation of players (Judge, Correa, Springer) to viewers.

Jokes on you. As they said right as the game was starting...Jeter is still the face of baseball.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Oh goddammit Astros don't do this to me

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Time to pull Morton.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

all-Rush mixtape posted:

Time to pull Morton.

He has just about completely lost his location this inning

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Thank gently caress they didn't ask for a review there, I think he was safe

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

illcendiary posted:

Thank gently caress they didn't ask for a review there, I think he was safe

Yeah, that might have gotten overturned

Morton had a pretty good start all things considered until that last inning, let's just let the bullpen finish it off for us

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I still can't believe Houston could have had Jeter; I had forgotten that until today when I have been reminded repeatedly

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
Morton out there in the 6th with 90+ pitches? Eeeeek

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Why the hell is Morton in still

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