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Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Mmt is most likely scum

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Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

##vote mmt

##honor lumpen

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

##vote mmt

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Mr. F! posted:

Honor me it's v good if you do. There's a reason I'm asking people to post only one phrase in a post

You're simple, we get it.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


No one should really be voting for Inf D1, give it a few days and it starts to become really blindingly obvious if he is dumb town or not

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
I am going to do both of the following things:

Extend the deadline 24 hours because I want to and gently caress you.
Ask ya'll what specific time of day would be best. Don't metagame with this.

I just went with PDT but I'm happy to go with EDT just off the top of my head.

Also yes, Asiina is just my honorfinder now.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
24 hours from now-ish is probably a good time for everyone except Europe

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?
be back in 24h

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Birdstrike posted:

24 hours from now-ish is probably a good time for everyone except Europe

Checks for Rarity

okay we 6PM PDT tomorrow fam

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. F! posted:

Mmt is most likely scum

Elaborate on this more please.

peramene posted:

I am going to do both of the following things:

Extend the deadline 24 hours because I want to and gently caress you.
Ask ya'll what specific time of day would be best. Don't metagame with this.

I just went with PDT but I'm happy to go with EDT just off the top of my head.

Also yes, Asiina is just my honorfinder now.

Prefer between 8 and 10PM - Eastern Daylight Time of course. Thank you for the extension.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Hi all, I'm still town over here just so y'all know

Soaring Kestrel
Nov 7, 2009

For Whiterock.
Fun Shoe
Evening EDT is wonderful for me, but I can do weird midday times too if I need to.

On that note, I'm going to get some sleep, thank you very much for the extension!

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Podima posted:

Elaborate on this more please.


Prefer between 8 and 10PM - Eastern Daylight Time of course. Thank you for the extension.

Mmts "I am scum" post was followed by a post that said "(not really)"

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
Mr F,

I am neither town nor scum.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Birdstrike posted:

Mr F,

I am neither town nor scum.

are you a squirrel?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Bifauxnen posted:

are you a squirrel?

haha :v:

(possibly)

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

extend the deadline to one minute after the original deadline

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Welp, seeing as we've got some extra time here, more reading for you, Inf!

Bifauxnen posted:

Previously, on peraMYST:



Captain Daniels got his rear end shot with a crossbow, and was captured by the two Myst men. He left a lot of blood around the statue garden for people to obsess over and investigate later, but for now, his fate is unknown.

Meanwhile, Zulea tried to escape, and was able to put out the fire in the library. But a ~mysterious voice~ called out through the Sa communicators:

”GET HER!"



Back on Sa: The Honorable Cornelius “Corn” Crowell heard this voice and presumed it was an order to evacuate Zulea immediately. This was actually a big no-no and against standard protocol but – nah, she’ll be right mate. He just had to make sure to blow up the Sa linking book behind him so the whole Age wouldn’t be invaded. No big deal. And the link-in point was guarded for weeks with no sign of intruders, so everything seemed cool. In fact, he thought there should be another expedition really soon!



Well, maybe it was his sister who originally had the idea. His sister was the Crown Princess, Tessa Ceschi, who wanted to be an adventurer. Or maybe she just wanted to go lie low somewhere cause all their other siblings had already been killed off by assassins. Either way.



Corn wrote a persuasive letter to the high council asking to establish a 2nd expedition to Myst. This one would be bigger, better, and less bamboozley! But at first, the request was denied. Until suddenly, it was ~mysteriously~ approved after all… and who all would be going?

Bifauxnen fucked around with this message at 04:17 on May 17, 2017

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


permission requested to edit and fix a typo, I keep forgetting how to spell her last name :v:

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Bifauxnen posted:

permission requested to edit and fix a typo, I keep forgetting how to spell her last name :v:

granted

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Absolutely granted on the condition that you do not stop these delightful comics

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
If this is a prequel I wonder if Daniels will appear pre-captaincy. If this happens he might also be competent, as we definitely saw the Peter principle at work on Myst.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


peramene posted:

Absolutely granted on the condition that you do not stop these delightful comics

ok but just one more for today!

Previously on peraMYST: a 2nd expedition to Myst was on the way. But who would be going? Somehow, it ended up being a highly unusual group that was approved for it. This time, 20 people would be going, which is a lot to remember, but they can be roughly broken down into the following groups:



TEAM SNEAKY FOLKS, which has some overlap with

TEAM HIRED MUSCLE:



And TEAM RELIGIOUS NUTTERS:



That left the intellectual group, TEAM SCIENCE:



And then TEAM ROYAL FAMILY:



Last but not least, the scout Zulea O’Hara would be returning to Myst again, after going on trial for the alleged murder of Captain Daniels. She ended up being pardoned, but a lot of people weren’t buying it. People like famous badass pit fighter Chell Hendersen, (the Second) and the bitter, homeless, and violent thief Verus Rettig. Zulea knew she was on thin ice and she better watch her back.



So what was her first idea after the group arrived at the docks? Go off alone somewhere to chat with one person, away from the main group! Surely nothing will go wrong, and no one will get assassinated.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Bifauxnen posted:

Surely nothing will go wrong, and no one will get assassinated.

no murders!

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Birdstrike posted:

no murders!

On this note ##vote no lynch

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

I built a computer and I am very tired. Someone fill me in on what's going on.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Quidthulhu posted:

I built a computer and I am very tired. Someone fill me in on what's going on.

I'd tell you to atone for your sins, but it's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Quidthulhu posted:

I built a computer and I am very tired. Someone fill me in on what's going on.

You need to pick a player to honor. Whoever wins the honor prize for today gets LP for today only, so prolly not a big deal worth obsessing over who to pick. But if you don't choose someone, I think your vote randomly goes to a scum, which would be obviously bad.

Also I am recapping the Myst story in lovely paint form for the sake of Infinitum and others who didn't follow it closely.

I recommend Gulag or Podima as choices to consume for the glory of the swarm!

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

Birdstrike posted:

I'd tell you to atone for your sins, but it's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Quidthulhu posted:

I built a computer and I am very tired. Someone fill me in on what's going on.

Also I am town and it's very important that I tell you this with no prompting whatsoever.

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

##honor Bif

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Murmur Twin posted:

##vote Infi

I don't really have a reason for this other than (a) it's funny and (b) payback for ff4.

Just :lol: if you think you're memorable enough for me to recall what this payback is about

Flying Leatherman posted:

this is weird because there isn't a binary choice in the vote at the time that inf made this post, nor was there one for the honor vote, so to what "one way or the other" is inf referring

but gulag copy pasted the worst post on the entire something awful forums so hmm

ehh, ##vote inf

I unvoted cause I was in a training course, before the deadline was modified, and didn't want my vote impacting deadline when I wouldn't be able to read the thread or make any D1 cases.

Except this case where I'm calling you out for being the 4th vote (Again before the deadline was modified) on myself, pushing a D1 'meh' case that I wouldn't be able to push back against.

##vote Flying Leatherman

Also I'm not throwing my honour vote around willy nilly :colbert:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


For posterity RE:FL being a scummy 'meh' voter

votefinder posted:

VOTECOUNT FOR DAY 1

Infinitum (4): Max, this is a stickup, Murmur Twin, Flying Leatherman
GulagDolls (3): Moatillata, Bifauxnen, Lumpen, Flying Leatherman, Flying Leatherman
Bifauxnen (1): Podima, Quidthulhu, Quidthulhu, Murmur Twin, Murmur Twin
Mr. F! (1): Infinitum, chaoslord, Infinitum
Murmur Twin (1): Mr. F!
Moatillata (0): Lumpen, Lumpen
Podima (0): Murmur Twin, Murmur Twin
Quidthulhu (0): chaoslord, chaoslord
chaoslord (0): Quidthulhu, Quidthulhu

Not Voting (5): Birdstrike, curiousCat, GulagDolls, Infinitum, Quidthulhu

WITH 15 ALIVE, IT'S 8 VOTES TO CONSUME. THE CURRENT DEADLINE IS May 16th, 2017 at 11:59 p.m. PDT -- THAT'S IN ABOUT 5 hours, 38 minutes.

THE WRETCHED INTRUDERS HAVE YET TO BE ELIMINATED.

THE HIVEMOTHER AWAITS.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Infinitum posted:

Just :lol: if you think you're memorable enough for me to recall what this payback is about

:chloe:

quote:

Also I'm not throwing my honour vote around willy nilly :colbert:

see what I mean? He's starting to look like clueless town already.

peramene posted:

During the day, in addition to choosing a target to CONSUME EN MASSE WHILE SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT SKY, you will ##honor a target other than yourself. Failure to honor a chosen inheritor yourself AND THEN not winning the right to consume (or secure) the corpse will randomly assign your potential honoring to A PATHETIC INTRUDER, empowering the wretched scum to resist the HIVEMOTHER'S WILL.

Throwing your honor vote around willy nilly means you might throw it to a scum.
Failing to vote sounds like it guarantees you vote for scum.
SO loving VOTE BEFORE YOU BAIL BEFORE DEADLINE :v:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
recall this Inf

Infinitum posted:

##vote tobbs

Def scum.
Not playing his town game.
N0 scumslip

I'll suck a million dicks if he's not Emperor

Infinitum posted:

A million jillion gazillion dicks

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


It's weird that you remember that, and can quote it so quickly.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Infinitum posted:

It's weird that you remember that, and can quote it so quickly.

It's almost as if I recorded it for future use...

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
What else is in my bag of tricks?

I need a volunteer.


Thanks Moat, sorry to say though

BottleKnight posted:

This is a very very very extremely very bad post.

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990

LordPants posted:

A total loving disaster caused by birdstrike

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Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Birdstrike posted:

What else is in my bag of tricks?

I need a volunteer.

sure thing bud, how can I help

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