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My parents met in the hospital. Mom was there for food poisoning after a frozen drink. Dad needed stitches after the machine it was dispensed from blew up later that day. If it weren't for that drink and that machine they'd never have met! The drink in question was actually an Icee but it just didn't have the same ring to it and mom was sick enough to be delirious so she couldn't remember quite right. So it goes.
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i had sex so many times
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Wait, y'all aren't using your real names? I am.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Wait, y'all aren't using your real names? "Please, Mr. Bad Guy is my father! You can call me Doug." - Doug Bad Guy
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May 18, 2017 09:33
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May 18, 2017 09:40
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Is that Young Indiana Jones.
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May 18, 2017 09:43
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Memento posted:
The coldness burns through my veins, I don't know his name.
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May 18, 2017 10:25
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Stay safe Eddie Vedder you're all we have left
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May 18, 2017 10:36
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I've been using this name for almost 30 god drat years. I've even had mail delivered to my house with it. Although admittedly there was that one time I missed a parcel and had a fun conversation with the guy at the post office when my ID didn't match the name on said parcel.  [edit] In all this time, only a single person has gotten where it's from. Ak Gara has a new favorite as of 10:50 on May 18, 2017 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Wait, y'all aren't using your real names? Say Nothing is just a nickname, my parents actually called me Shut The Hell Up.
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Crane Fist posted:My great swinging hands destroy buildings and men alike What I thought you were some kind of hosed up bird appendage, or a dysfunctional fighting technique?
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Memento posted:
Joke's on you I found out from another thread You know my naaaame https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnzgdBAKyJo
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May 18, 2017 13:21
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They're coming thick and fast today.
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May 18, 2017 15:00
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I am the controller of the coffee!
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May 18, 2017 16:29
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ouch ow oof my laundry
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May 18, 2017 18:41
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A hero we deserve.
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May 18, 2017 18:54
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Paladinus posted:A hero we deserve. Not all heroes are mammals. Some are amphibians.
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May 18, 2017 18:57
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It was ours to begin with.
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May 18, 2017 19:20
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Memento posted:They're coming thick and fast today. I just screamed out of happiness. Good riddence you gross Jabba the Hutt looking piece of poo poo. I hope your funeral is just someone throwing your body in a river to see if it can somehow get even more bloated.
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that's a good meme, op
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May 18, 2017 21:00
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This is some quality spice!
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For anyone keeping score, avocados vs home ownership is another true blue home-grown Australian meme.
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Me too thanks.
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Nice.
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What's the original friendship ended with
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Ein cooler Typ posted:What's the original friendship ended with It comes from this.
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My avocado toast keeps threatening to leave me
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