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Finally, a fidget cube you can chew and wear around your neck. https://www.arktherapeutic.com    Notice I say *adult*, as these things have apparently been around for children for some time:  Looks stylish and discreet to me. Toadstrieb fucked around with this message at 00:34 on May 19, 2017 |
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I'm angling for a promotion at work while chewing on a stubby lightsabre. Truly discreet!
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May 19, 2017 00:33
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I think humanity has finally lost
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May 19, 2017 00:35
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Putty posted:I think humanity has finally lost seems possible *chews anxiously*
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May 19, 2017 00:36
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the future is going to be grand
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May 19, 2017 00:37
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Putty posted:I think humanity has finally lost Your faith in the ability of humanity to keep from humiliating itself further is precious, but perhaps naive. We can go further friend. Deeper. 
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May 19, 2017 00:38
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DEATH TO AMERICA
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May 19, 2017 00:39
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Those are for retarded kids so they dont chew up your furniture or whatever. (I know because I'm retarded).
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May 19, 2017 00:42
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do they have a cock?
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May 19, 2017 00:48
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Rutibex posted:do they have a cock? A silicon dildo should be chew-safe and can easily be wrapped in paracord to make a necklace that will also serve you in emergency situations.
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May 19, 2017 00:50
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Rutibex posted:do they have a cock? 
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May 19, 2017 00:50
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stylish _and_ discreet
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May 19, 2017 00:50
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text is indistinguishable from a sex thing, honestly.
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May 19, 2017 00:51
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im the man who visits this website, pictures himself chewing each of these, individually, and based on how much I think id enjoy each one, decides which one to purchase
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May 19, 2017 00:52
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Toadstrieb posted:text is indistinguishable from a sex thing, honestly. Aren't those sounding sex toys?
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May 19, 2017 00:52
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Blue Train posted:Aren't those sounding sex toys? What isn't? 
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May 19, 2017 00:54
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We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts.
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May 19, 2017 01:46
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts. 
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May 19, 2017 01:47
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts. That really isn't fixing the issue maybe you should take the kid to the pound and get a new one
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May 19, 2017 01:55
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts. turnabout is fair play. post the teacher's contact info on the indian porn facebook groups.
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May 19, 2017 01:58
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts. People always blame the teacher for their idiot kids behaviour
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May 19, 2017 02:04
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interwhat posted:People always blame the teacher for their idiot kids behaviour I am sure it is the teachers fault and nto the defective sperg goon genes the daughter inherited
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May 19, 2017 02:07
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts. PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL, CHILD I AM HOMEWORKING YOU OK
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May 19, 2017 02:08
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts. Get a new teacher, I'd say. That's alittle like saying we had to let the kid start smoking because, drat, it's alot of pressure. Never been a parent, blah blah blah, but reconsider imo.
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May 19, 2017 02:09
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Retard armour
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May 19, 2017 02:45
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I need something in my mouth at all times.
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May 19, 2017 02:46
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts. the good ol classic treating the symptom and not the root problem
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May 19, 2017 02:48
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:We got a chewing necklace for my kid because her teacher is an old Indian bitch who screams at the kids nonstop and it gave my kid anxiety so she'd chew on her shirts. God forbid you tell the teachers boss that she's a lovely teacher, that would require confronting someone and after all, you're a goon! "gently caress all the other kids being impacted by this lovely teacher, I got my child a pacifier so she's all good and I could care less!"
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May 19, 2017 03:19
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paul_soccer10 posted:im the man who visits this website, pictures himself chewing each of these, individually, and based on how much I think id enjoy each one, decides which one to purchase The pencil, right? I'd chew on that fucker all day. No splinters, it would be glorious
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May 19, 2017 03:30
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It's the perfect rave accessory.
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May 19, 2017 03:30
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nigga crab pollock posted:the good ol classic treating the symptom and not the root problem Yeah, murder the indian bitch, problem solved.
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May 19, 2017 03:31
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Yeah, murder the indian bitch, problem solved. just dont dump it in a quarry they look for that
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May 19, 2017 03:36
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I bet some people would lose weight if we gave them food shaped ones, what about a candy cane one?
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May 19, 2017 03:37
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nigga crab pollock posted:just dont dump it in a quarry they look for that Dump it in the Ganges, last place they'll ever look I guarantee it.
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May 19, 2017 03:38
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What the fuuuuuuuuck. I want to see a person wearing a slobbery chewed on piece of plastic around their neck and i'll finally know i haven't hit rock bottom
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May 19, 2017 03:40
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It's not even that I find this concept so insane, I've been chewing on plastic since I was a kid, it's the fact that now it's something someone is going to be able to say about themselves on their tinder profile; "big chewer, love to fidget, 3+ minute spin times a must". gently caress. Not every idiosyncrasy has to be noticed and turned into a hobby.
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May 19, 2017 03:43
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How can I monetize cracking knuckles? I think there is a market for it.
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May 19, 2017 03:44
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Downtown the other day I saw a professional career woman chewing on her ponytail like a 8 year old
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May 19, 2017 03:45
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Toadstrieb posted:big chewer, love to fidget, 3+ minute spin times a must I've never been more angry at a sentence
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chumbler posted:How can I monetize cracking knuckles? I think there is a market for it. http://gizmodo.com/5272256/relieve-stress-with-the-sound-of-cracking-knuckles gently caress gently caress gently caress
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