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Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Stickuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup :argh:

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Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


bah. Stickup's not gonna chime in anytime soon, I guess.

In that case, Pod, when you get back, get your nose outta scumdoc long enough to check your PM results. This was directed at you.

Bifauxnen posted:

Who remembers good times with Captain Daniels?

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Oh THAT'S what that was. Didn't catch your subtle reference. I'm very dumb and tired.

I can firmly confirm that - based on her claimed reference - Bif performed a harmless action, specifically targeting me last night. However my own action failed, so not a slam dunk. Despite that as it stands, less interested in Bif vote.

ps good choice there lol, didn't hafta look it up.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Definitely must hear from Stickup.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Podima posted:

ps good choice there lol, didn't hafta look it up.

I was hoping you'd get scared into thinking you were gonna blow up :v:

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
That would've been funny but... I'm not that smart :smith:

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Podima posted:

That would've been funny but... I'm not that smart :smith:

don't you go all modest on us now! If you're not that smart you at least get to be crowned as King Idiot around here and that's that

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Bifauxnen posted:

don't you go all modest on us now! If you're not that smart you at least get to be crowned as King Idiot around here and that's that

trying to usurp Inf huh?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
"Town", "scum"... people's values change over time. And so do the leaders of a country. So there's no such thing as an enemy in absolute terms. The enemies we fight are only in relative terms, constantly changing with the times.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Hello I am not reading this thread for some reason

Someone give me a tl;dr for a catch up

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Birdstrike posted:

trying to usurp Inf huh?

I'm not a King, I'm a fuckin legend mate :frogc00l:

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Here's some more to read! I won't have a chance to do more of these over the weekend though unfortunately, so this is the last one for a bit.

Bifauxnen posted:

previously, on peraMYST:

What had happened to Zan on the docks?



MURDERS!?

Schelene and the Carters were joined by ex-pirate Petra Chow, but they were sure she hadn’t done it since she’d been with the statue garden crew the whole time. Instead the most suspicion fell on the people who were so sneaky they hadn’t been seen all day: Agent Anastasia Johnson and the enigmatic ”Podima”



But instead of giving an alibi, Pod claimed that there was no murder to begin with. Zan was still alive!

What? How? And how did Pod even know this? Where the hell was he? No one could see him at all up in his drat skybox. The dock team insisted that Zan had bled out a LOT and sure looked hella dead. But…



…turns out he was just really invested in faking it.

MURDERS: 0 BAMBOOZLES: 1

While all that was going on, Zulea had a look at the new Myst book they’d found. Could you use a linking book to Myst while you were ON Myst? Maybe it could teleport you! It was worth a try.



Nope, it was actually a trap prison book and Zulea’s stuck in the endless void now. That’ll teach you for graverobbing!

MURDERS: 0 BAMBOOZLES: 2

At least one productive thing happened though. Chell got the power turned on at the generator:



This opened several doors around the island, including the library, where they found a linking book! Who should go scout out this new and mysterious totally unknown age, where untold dangers could lie in wait?



How about the most high-value-target on this whole expedition: the Crown Princess? :v:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
with this level of detail and imagination, how good must bif's cv be

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Birdstrike posted:

with this level of detail and imagination, how good must bif's cv be

I don't know I think animated gifs on a cv are kinda tacky

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Bifauxnen posted:

I don't know I think animated gifs on a cv are kinda tacky

what about Revolver Anidav?

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
hahahaha holy poo poo~

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
##vote Lumpen this poo poo is silly.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Infinitum posted:

Part 3 is peak Jojo

If inf is still alive he should be killed for this stupid as gently caress opinion. Stardust Crusaders is OK but definitely not even close to peak. It's long with pacing issues and a majority of the stands are pretty boring.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


What's peak Jojo then fucko?

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Infinitum posted:

What's peak Jojo then fucko?

Probably DiU. I've heard good things about JJL but haven't read it yet.

Real talk I tried to read this game and got to page 12 and found my eyes mostly glossing over from the amount of shitposting going on. I'm gonna try and read d2 so far and see if it gets better.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Hey Inf who's the scum? You're clearly reading the thread, with that quick a reply.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Mr. F! posted:

Bif is def. scum.

Hmmm. . . whos the last scum

this is a scum slip from a dude bussing his allies to ride the cred to the end.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
I probably won't vote bif and I absolutely, postively, 100% won't honor Mr F. Fuuuuuuuuck that.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Podima posted:

Hey Inf who's the scum? You're clearly reading the thread, with that quick a reply.

I have approximate knowledge of many things, some of which may be who scum are.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Here's the alignments in this game

Town
Podima
Cat
Bird
Gulag
Stickup

Neutral
Bif
FL
Quid
Moat
Inf

Scum
Mr F
Lumpen

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Please I am begging the town players to not honor Mr F.

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
VOTECOUNT FOR DAY 2

Bifauxnen (3): Mr. F!, this is a stickup, Lumpen, Lumpen, Lumpen
Lumpen (2): GulagDolls, Kashuno
Lynch No One! (1): Birdstrike
GulagDolls (0): Lumpen, Lumpen

Not Voting (8): Bifauxnen, curiousCat, Flying Leatherman, Infinitum, Max, Moatillata, Podima, Quidthulhu

WITH 14 ALIVE, IT'S 8 VOTES TO CONSUME. THE CURRENT DEADLINE IS May 19th, 2017 at 6 p.m. PDT -- THAT'S IN ABOUT 10 hours, 54 minutes.

THE WRETCHED INTRUDERS HAVE YET TO BE ELIMINATED.

YOU HAVE ELIMINATED SEVERAL WRETCHED INVADERS, YET STILL SEVERAL REMAIN. THE HIVEMOTHER DEMANDS MORE.

THE HIVEMOTHER IS FURIOUS: THE INTRUDERS HAVE MANAGED TO SLAY RAMESSU, OUR FRIEND CHAOSLORD, BY UNKNOWN MEANS.[/b]

TODAY THE HIVEMOTHER OFFERS UP THE ABILITIES OF WHAT IS COMMONLY KNOWN AS "A DOCTOR" TO THE MOST SUBJECTIVELY HONORABLE.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Sorry Bif, going with my gut on this one

##vote Bif

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Kash is your vote on Lumpen an actual vote, or just 'Lumpen'?

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
good morning please forgive that fuckass unclosed tag i let post twice kash is in vf now tho

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Infinitum posted:

Kash is your vote on Lumpen an actual vote, or just 'Lumpen'?

Lumpen is scum

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Lumpen and Mr F should both be removed from this game as fast as we can.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Kashuno posted:

Here's the alignments in this game

Town
Podima
Cat
Bird
Gulag
Stickup

Neutral
Bif
FL
Quid
Moat
Inf

Scum
Mr F
Lumpen

Explain Cat town read please.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Kashuno posted:

this is a scum slip from a dude bussing his allies to ride the cred to the end.

I should clarify; Mr F bussed MMT (by killing her) not Bif. Before someone says I'm inconsistent

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Podima posted:

Explain Cat town read please.

curiousCat posted:

I was refusing to post here until sara read a thing I sent her

I believe this and believe it is a town play

curiousCat posted:

bif if you make more fun posts I won't vote for you fucker

(mmt was scum right??? humans bad??))

scum wouldn't post this

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Kashuno posted:

Please I am begging the town players to not honor Mr F.

Your theory is stating this - Mag vigged a scumbud D1, with minimal reason or provocation, just for town cred onwards?

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Kash what's your Inf read?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


##honour birdstrike

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Podima posted:

Your theory is stating this - Mag vigged a scumbud D1, with minimal reason or provocation, just for town cred onwards?

Yes.

Podima posted:

Kash what's your Inf read?

Neutral at this time.

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Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
And Pod I realize you probably see the mags thing as a stretch and I get that but trust me

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