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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

BrigadierSensible posted:

Is this a case of the Spelling Bee people making up a fake account to do that joke, or a cake of Kyle Chapman getting owned on twitter so hard he deleted his account?

The latter. People post the most incredible self-owns on twitter all the time.

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wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

BrigadierSensible posted:

Is this a case of the Spelling Bee people making up a fake account to do that joke, or a cake of Kyle Chapman getting owned on twitter so hard he deleted his account?

I highly doubt they'd let their social media people say "loving," even if it were a straw man.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
E: no, I got distracted.

I was going to ask if anyone has a link to that pic/post with a flotilla of geese and a who cares of ...whatever that was. I think it was this thread? Recently? -ish?

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Facebook Aunt posted:

That's the most pretentious toast ever.

No, the most pretentious is pronouns on toast.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

No, the most pretentious is pronouns on toast.

What's pretentious about pronouns?!

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

BrigadierSensible posted:

Is this a case of the Spelling Bee people making up a fake account to do that joke, or a cake of Kyle Chapman getting owned on twitter so hard he deleted his account?

*case

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

m2pt5 posted:

Quote from the article:


Millennial or not, if you are paying $22 for avocado and feta on toast you are a goddamn idiot.

Pro-Tip - I use ketchup on plain white bread instead and own a £5million property portfolio. It's difficult, but I know if I start using things like "meat" or "cheese" my empire will collapse.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
The only word I recognize there is avocado.

5 grain toast? Feta? Are avocados holding me back from being a millionaire?

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Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Zesty posted:

The only word I recognize there is avocado.

5 grain toast? Feta? Are avocados holding me back from being a millionaire?

Feta is a drat tasty Greek Cheese.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
See????? Ruinous!

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

People are jumping on the "avocado on toast" thing but that was just an outrageous example to illustrate his point, which is "millennials spend too much money on things rabble rabble I'm old"

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bertrand Hustle posted:

People are jumping on the "avocado on toast" thing but that was just an outrageous example to illustrate his point, which is "millennials spend too much money on things rabble rabble I'm old"

He's not wrong

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



It's not just the toast, it's the credit card usage. If your net worth growth is positive, you're good no matter how much you spend on frivolous or expensive things. Credit cards obfuscate that, since you don't have to pay off the balance. Your bank account can seem to grow but if you don't account for your growing debt you get upside down quick.


I guess the perspective is odd? Your vs you're is intentional. Your "perfect" is different from my "perfect"

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Hamshot
Feb 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
That's giving them too much credit. They would've said something like "Your perfection" were that the case.

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

PCOS Bill posted:

He's not wrong

He is in the grand scheme of the Australian property market, which is that negative gearing and near-static wages have made sure that rich investors are the only ones able to buy houses, and that instead of blaming themselves or bad wage growth, they blame millennials for spending money on things they see as frivolous.

Not sure why I'm making actual posts in response to PCOS Bill but here we are.

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man

Bertrand Hustle posted:

People are jumping on the "avocado on toast" thing but that was just an outrageous example to illustrate his point, which is "millennials spend too much money on things rabble rabble I'm old"

I remember I was watching some documentary about fast food or something and there was this really young couple with 2 kids who ate fast food every day and the father said how for $20 he could feed 4 people (2 of whom were kids). Well no loving poo poo, this is why you're poor you loving idiot! I mean come on $20 for a single meal, that's like more than twice than anyone with the bare basic skill of "can boil water" would need to make a meal for 4, let alone 2 adults and 2 kids.

Obviously the avocado toast doesn't really directly relate to this not only because avocado toast is ridiculous on it's own but because nobody lives on avocado toast, it's just another stupid luxury to splurge on and what luxuries people want to waste their disposable income on is their own business, but made me think of the most glaring example I ever saw of poor people being poor because they're stupid.

Think I'll go make myself an avocado toast with feta.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
*while updating my $5,000 worth game library on Steam from my new laptop*

Sod off, you oval office! I've never had an avo sandwich in my life, yet I still can't afford a house at 28!

*furiously spins a custom-made fidget spinner*

I'm so mad I think I'll go and fly my drone at the park. loving hell, what a twat.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Hra Mormo posted:

the most glaring example I ever saw of poor people being poor because they're stupid.

i love this cool derail, i hope it continues

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I can only wonder how many of these "stupid poors" came from uneducated households, and how many of those came from other uneducated households, and how long it has gone on. Five dollars doesn't sound like a lot of money at first thought, and it's not unreasonable to think that's a decent price for a filling meal with no cleanup and no effort and unlimited soda refills, and so it goes on that the person continues to drop twenty bucks a meal without realizing how much they're spending and how much they could save by eating at home. This doesn't excuse them for being wasteful, but it helps us to understand why, especially since parents and schools often neglect to teach basic logic and critical thinking skills; they might instill the ability to do math, but they don't always impress ways to apply it.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
This guy got his first house on his bosses dime and second on his grandfathers dime. Right now the younger generation spends a good percentage more of their income on housing combined with the fact that there is nowhere near the job security there used to be. Every single one of these 'I did it on my own' people had huge amounts of help from others and just discounts it because they're entitled.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

It's basically yet another example of a spoiled rich manchild who had everything handed to him on a silver platter pretending to be a self made man and complaining about young people these days.

See also:
Donald Trump, a less eloquent male Paris Hilton who has managed to fool people into thinking he knows how to run a business.

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man

Bogan King posted:

Every single one of these 'I did it on my own' people had huge amounts of help from others and just discounts it because they're entitled.

I'm not sure there's a wealthy person anywhere in all of history this doesn't apply to. Obviously all don't pretend they did it on their own, though.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

FreudianSlippers posted:

It's basically yet another example of a spoiled rich manchild who had everything handed to him on a silver platter pretending to be a self made man and complaining about young people these days.

See also:
Donald Trump, a less eloquent male Paris Hilton who has managed to fool people into thinking he knows how to run a business.

So uh... how many successful businesses do you run again?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Taxes are a complicated project with a deadline you know about a year in advance. They require reading directions very carefully because you're not sure what the person evaluating your work really cares about. Your best resource is older people who've done this before.

Sounds like every public school project I've done. School prepares you for taxes, just not in the way you think

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
What is it about this loving thread that incites a daily wall of text derail

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Funny pictures 2.0/r/iamverysmart

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Taxes are easy, unless you own property all over the country and run several for-profit and charity organisations at the same time. When you're in your twenties, it requires almost zero effort.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


Pretty strong knife game. I'm impressed.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Well this sure makes me feel... funny.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

PCOS Bill posted:

So uh... how many successful businesses do you run again?

Zero, same as Donald Trump.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Alter Ego posted:

Zero, same as Donald Trump.

l





ol

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/5zYeLyv.gif&v=Bt_kR7u6mM4&s=2

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

I bet those drat millennials have refrigerators too.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RFC2324 posted:

I bet those drat millennials have refrigerators too.

It's a shame you didn't understand the point of talking about refrigerators in regards to poverty. You might have learned something if you paid attention.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

don don failed to run a casino

that is the worst track record in the history of beddymen

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Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

PCOS Bill posted:

It's a shame you didn't understand the point of talking about refrigerators in regards to poverty. You might have learned something if you paid attention.

Hey, what does a coffee pot need to know about cooling things?

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