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I feel like a really long haired wet Japanese girl is about to crawl out of the screen at me now.
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The Titanic posted:I feel like a really long haired wet Japanese girl is about to crawl out of the screen at me now. Geesus, you have a waifu too?
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# ? May 19, 2017 22:23 |
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DarkRefreshment posted:Well I haven't paid attention in a while. The top end Castle de Autism is 7g now. gently caress it, might as well get in now before the SC collapse and all the whales run to this game and I have to buy it at twice the price from MoMA later. Who wants to be in my guild if I plop down the price of a used car on this castle fantasy land*? This is sad. Thank you CIG. This is what you will be remembered for. Inventing the "macro transaction" for stupid digital goods. Putting the unfinished game behind a tremendous paywall. And of course the huge disappointment of a project people sink thousands into going belly up with no way to recover your lost money.
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# ? May 19, 2017 22:24 |
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The Titanic posted:I feel like a really long haired wet Japanese girl is about to crawl out of the screen at me now. Confirmed feature in SC 4.0 Gandhi patch. Pledge now and get your Waifu VHS Tape flair
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# ? May 19, 2017 22:28 |
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DarkRefreshment posted:I feel cynicism toward everything that is pitched to me now. Especially with the idea that every kickstarter is out to rape my wallet. I can't tell if it's because I'm a more active goon or because SC has left the bitter taste of CR's whale milk in my mouth. Please send help. This is the fallout from CIGs amazing success story. It will be hard to know if a project is a genuine project that will actually happen, or a cheap cash grab trying to "pull a Chris Roberts". I hope that becomes a new verb for online scams related to gaming. I feel it would be a good service to remember him as the new father of video game project scams.
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# ? May 19, 2017 22:28 |
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DarkRefreshment posted:I feel cynicism toward everything that is pitched to me now. Especially with the idea that every kickstarter is out to rape my wallet. I can't tell if it's because I'm a more active goon or because SC has left the bitter taste of CR's whale milk in my mouth. Please send help. If at any point you put money into star citizen that cynicism is something you should nurture and cherish.
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# ? May 19, 2017 22:29 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:Geesus, you have a waifu too? DarkRefreshment posted:Confirmed feature in SC 4.0 Gandhi patch. Pledge now and get your Waifu VHS flair now I did not realize that the creepy horror movie Japanese girl was waifu material. In that case, I'll take two of the creepy bitches for each arm.
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# ? May 19, 2017 22:30 |
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The Titanic posted:I did not realize that the creepy horror movie Japanese girl was waifu material. In that case, I'll take two of the creepy bitches for each arm. Nothing is out of bounds for waifu (waifu-ing?) if you remember the guy who told us the horrors of the Stimpire is an SC backer
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# ? May 19, 2017 22:34 |
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posting from the past but best doggo
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# ? May 19, 2017 22:38 |
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Guys, Star Citizen is out and Derek Smart is wrong
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# ? May 19, 2017 22:45 |
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Even projects that are openly a MLM like Ashes of Creation are on the path to get more money than CIG did in their kickstarter. I hear you like scams, so we are adding a scam to your scam. Those tanes are only showing some high level renders that any group of Savannah College of Art and Design rejects could pull off in a couple of days. The market here in Georgia is flooded with these graphic hacks since the state ramped up tax breaks to all digital media creators. I could drive up and down the street in front of SCAD and probably get enough people with the assets in their portfolio right now to pitch a game on KS and get a cool million. wait... that really is probably true... brb...
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# ? May 19, 2017 22:46 |
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Daztek posted:Guys, Star Citizen is out and Derek Smart is wrong we did it, reddit!
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# ? May 19, 2017 22:46 |
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Daztek posted:Guys, Star Citizen is out and Derek Smart is wrong all stretch goals met, procedural birbs are in edit: more appropriate smilie Lack of Gravitas fucked around with this message at 22:53 on May 19, 2017 |
# ? May 19, 2017 22:50 |
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Daztek posted:Guys, Star Citizen is out and Derek Smart is wrong quote:PROGRESS: 0% Yep, checks out
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# ? May 19, 2017 22:51 |
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Foo Diddley posted:Yep, checks out Foo, get in the drat discord.
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# ? May 19, 2017 22:57 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ
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# ? May 19, 2017 23:03 |
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I told you guys. Wheres your mocking negativity now. We've beaten you.
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# ? May 19, 2017 23:18 |
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#StillNoGame
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# ? May 19, 2017 23:35 |
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DarkRefreshment posted:#StillNoGame I dont know if you saw ATV this week. But theres no way you can say that. You cant make that claim. You have no evidence.
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# ? May 19, 2017 23:40 |
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Stolen from the Reddit thread:quote:Finally a real accomplishment since we hit the $100 Million mark. How is throwing $150m at a yet to be released space game an "accomplishment?"
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# ? May 19, 2017 23:46 |
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Yeah I'm not sure how a company being able to leech $150 million off nerds is an accomplishment Maybe if they I dunno, made a game with it... but I'm just spit balling here.
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# ? May 19, 2017 23:52 |
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XxXCaptainNoxXxX posted:I dont know if you saw ATV this week. But theres no way you can say that. You cant make that claim. You have no evidence. That's what he wrote. There is no evidence of a game. Post balls now.
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# ? May 19, 2017 23:54 |
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Six times the original asking price for 1/6th the progress.
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# ? May 20, 2017 00:01 |
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Zzr posted:That's what he wrote. There is no evidence of a game. Post balls now. Install the PU and tell me with a straight face theres no game. This is silly.
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# ? May 20, 2017 00:12 |
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Out of morbid curiosity at the 150 mil mark... when was the last patch and have they really done ANYTHING since 2.whatever? Or do they just keep shoving the 3.0 list down the line another 2 weeks every... 2 weeks
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# ? May 20, 2017 00:16 |
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his nibs posted:posting from the past but best doggo Actually this is a sub optimal doggo because you can not take him into a chipotle inside your satchel
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# ? May 20, 2017 00:18 |
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Star Citizen has crossed the $150 million mark. I wrote a thing.
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# ? May 20, 2017 00:20 |
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D_Smart posted:Star Citizen has crossed the $150 million mark. I wrote a thing. Please Derek no... we cannot take much more. Wait didn't one of the CS people post regarding the database smeg over all these unused CCU's , and he gave a very specific number of people holding the majority? One would assume they're the concierge backers (IE the ones who just spent 500k apparently in one day) , with a few randoms owed to drunken idiocy or loss of reasoning due to head trauma, it should narrow things down I'm sure a math sperg / wizard like Dr. Smart could easily determine if the sales numbers are bullshit or not... just extrapolate from the figures they've given Unless you have Derek and I DO NOT APOLOGIZE for not reading another fuckin' missive
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# ? May 20, 2017 00:25 |
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XxXCaptainNoxXxX posted:Install the PU and tell me with a straight face theres no game. This is silly. You've got to keep these posts at least a little believable.
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# ? May 20, 2017 00:37 |
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fuctifino posted:You have to take psychedelics to truly understand Chris I actually put a beat behind that in my head. Kinda worked.
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# ? May 20, 2017 00:38 |
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They're definitely trickling something else into the funding chart, that flat line at $40k for several days shows it. There's absolutely no way they had a steady $40k per day of new sales for 3-4 days in a row. Somebody could probably mathematically prove the chart is bullshit with a high level analysis including things like fractals and Benford's law.
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Atheist Sunglasses posted:any updates on that stewardess drink filling minigame? Sprung from the same level of creativity as Star Citizen races.
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# ? May 20, 2017 00:50 |
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Schedule report is out. Another week of evidential progress in the books for all who claim this doesnt exist.
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# ? May 20, 2017 00:58 |
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XxXCaptainNoxXxX posted:Schedule report is out. Another week of evidential progress in the books for all who claim this doesnt exist. Agreed. quote:We’ve made the decision to move our previously stated dates for Evocati, PTU, and Live back by a week. This is due to the complexity and volume of features we are working on for 3.0.0, and we would rather take a little extra time to bring everything up to the level we would want it to release in than trying to rush to complete at the expense of quality. The delays are progressing very well.
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# ? May 20, 2017 01:00 |
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XxXCaptainNoxXxX posted:Schedule report is out. Another week of evidential progress in the books for all who claim this doesnt exist. Schedule report: -- Successfully existed for seven (7) days -- ... -- uh, we'll get back to you next week
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# ? May 20, 2017 01:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8glivPYQz4w Somebody watch this and tell me if anything funny happens. https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/865701697204531200
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# ? May 20, 2017 01:08 |
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why is there a spaceman in River City?
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# ? May 20, 2017 01:14 |
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XxXCaptainNoxXxX posted:Install the PU and tell me with a straight face theres no game. This is silly. There's no game. This is silly.
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deck crew EVA suit my dreams
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