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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

I would try and make this but my oven doesn't go that high.

Kelvin.

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NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."



That's even worse!

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe
Any 5 of these could be the members of a hip-hop dance ensemble.

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

I would try and make this but my oven doesn't go that high.

So the part about sprouting clams would be no issue?

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?
I lost it at "Fold water. Roll into small cubes."

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Jellymouth posted:

Any 5 of these could be the members of a hip-hop dance ensemble.

Snowbonk, Bank Butt, Sand Dan, Caring Tan, and Stank Bean are my ideal members for this ensemble.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


a kitten posted:

e: oh god, scroll down to Story Titles, I can't seem to copy the text from stupid tumblr's app right now.
Lost it at The Story of the Star Trek: The Secret of the Story of the Star Wars.

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

These are absolutely killing me:

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/141313469232/cooking-with-cthulhu

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/158952162057/cthulhu-in-the-kitchen

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006



Everything seemed to me tainted with a loathsome contagion, and inspired by a noxious alliance with the steamed chicken.

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Some questionable recipes on that site.


I would try and make this but my oven doesn't go that high.

quote:

1 cup cherry seeds
42 cup milk
Preheat oven to 3500 8 minutes.
beat until the gelatins are firm.
Brown egg yolks until smooth.
Fold water. Roll into small cubes.
Fill the egg with a spatula.
1 cup meat or flour
5 ½ to 10 small centers of green bell peppers
Sprout clams; add vanilla.
Mods please change my name to Sprout clams

Duey
Sep 5, 2004

Hi
Nap Ghost
I feel like we should skip the middle-man and let neural networks rename all of us.

naM sdrawkcaB
Feb 17, 2011

Dick Trauma posted:

This is what happens when you give a neural network a list of 7,000 Sherwin-Williams colors and ask it to create new colors with appealing names.



Rejected Mega Man X bosses?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Duey posted:

I feel like we should skip the middle-man and let neural networks rename all of us.

We should have neural networks that pick a new name for us daily and a new posting gimmick weekly. Log on to find out who you are and how you're going to gently caress up the forums today!

Duey
Sep 5, 2004

Hi
Nap Ghost

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

We should have neural networks that pick a new name for us daily and a new posting gimmick weekly. Log on to find out who you are and how you're going to gently caress up the forums today!

Let's just let neural networks post for us too.

EDIT: Jesus, I'm imagining a network trained entirely on these forums and it's a bit disturbing.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

We should have neural networks that pick a new name for us daily and a new posting gimmick weekly. Log on to find out who you are and how you're going to gently caress up the forums today!

Some of us don't post with a gimmick.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Duey posted:

Let's just let neural networks post for us too.

EDIT: Jesus, I'm imagining a network trained entirely on these forums and it's a bit disturbing.

Only if they used the entire 20 year history of the forums.

NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino

Duey posted:

Let's just let neural networks post for us too.

EDIT: Jesus, I'm imagining a network trained entirely on these forums and it's a bit disturbing.

Part of me believes that is actually what 4Chan is already

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Didn't they already do that and it ended up becoming robo-Hitler or something?

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

1redflag posted:

Didn't they already do that and it ended up becoming robo-Hitler or something?

That'd be TayTweets. It was trained on Twitter mentions, rather than 4chan, and the problem was that it didn't develop "naturally," nazi trolls deliberately manipulated it to start spouting nazi poo poo.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Pakled posted:

That'd be TayTweets. It was trained on Twitter mentions, rather than 4chan, and the problem was that it didn't develop "naturally," nazi trolls deliberately manipulated it to start spouting nazi poo poo.
Which is different from normal twitter activity how.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
Obligatory https://twitter.com/jamieabrew/status/695060640931549184

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006




Someone make a virtual farm they can send them all to.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
The neural network stuff is amazing, and is reminding me of RoboRosewater:

https://twitter.com/RoboRosewater/status/864546742800220161

https://twitter.com/RoboRosewater/status/858715963319078912

https://twitter.com/RoboRosewater/status/856231981016915968

:psyduck:

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

a kitten posted:

Someone make a virtual farm they can send them all to.

Don't worry. We found one up state. They're all going! They'll all be real happy.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




I fail to see the difference between this and the actual rules of Magic: The Gathering.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014



The Kama Sutra has this covered. The emperor inserts his jade stalk somewhere in there.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

EightDeer
Dec 2, 2011


Serious question: What's actually going on here? I'm trying to think of a non-sexual reason for this, and so far I got nothing.

The General
Mar 4, 2007



I can't tell fact from fake news anymore.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

EightDeer posted:

Serious question: What's actually going on here? I'm trying to think of a non-sexual reason for this, and so far I got nothing.

Woman in the bottom is getting an extra stretch activation for her hip flexors?

Or it's the start of a porno, idk.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

EightDeer posted:

Serious question: What's actually going on here? I'm trying to think of a non-sexual reason for this, and so far I got nothing.

It's a gif for men to masturbate to.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

The General posted:

I can't tell fact from fake news anymore.

The perfectly straight scanlines are a pretty good giveaway.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

The General posted:

I can't tell fact from fake news anymore.

If it was real "Please Iron Sheets" would read "Please, Iron Sheiks"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Pictures anyone?





BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



PCOS Bill posted:

Some of us don't post with a gimmick.

Hmm

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




I kno, rite?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Man, if Bill isn't a gimmick....whoa

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I was inspired to use those neural network colours and treat them like palettes and used them on some simple patterns in photoshop because I didn't feel like doing the dishes yet.

This was made with Dorkwood, Stanky Bean, Bank Butt, Sindis Poop, Stoner Blue, Turdly, Dope, and Sand Dan.

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u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat
It's nice, good job.

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