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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



The April 1737 siege of Kandahar began when Nader Shah's Afsharid army invaded southern Afghanistan to topple the last Hotaki stronghold, which was held by Hussain Hotaki. It took place in the Old Kandahar area of the modern city of Kandahar in Afghanistan and lasted until March 24, 1738, when the Hotaki Afghans were defeated by the Persian army.


REad more here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Kandahar

and let's have a discussion,

My favourite chapter of this historical episode is when In anticipation of the siege, the Afghans had stockpiled large amounts of provisions in the fortified town

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Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
I bet afghan girls are cutie pies. confirm/deny??

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I bet the whole place smelled like poop
Horse poop. People poop. Runny poop. Explosive poop. Poop thrown over the walls. Poop trebuchet'd over the walls. Poop heated in hot oil and poured on Invaders, seeping through the small slits in their armor, leading to a combination of severe burns and fecal contamination along with the inevitability of getting poop in the mouth. Poop in the streets. Poop in the water. Poop on the hands of the cook cooking food in a bucket next to a ditch full of poop. Burning poop.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



satanic splash-back posted:

I bet the whole place smelled like poop
Horse poop. People poop. Runny poop. Explosive poop. Poop thrown over the walls. Poop trebuchet'd over the walls. Poop heated in hot oil and poured on Invaders, seeping through the small slits in their armor, leading to a combination of severe burns and fecal contamination along with the inevitability of getting poop in the mouth. Poop in the streets. Poop in the water. Poop on the hands of the cook cooking food in a bucket next to a ditch full of poop. Burning poop.

This was a good post.

For me to poop on

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
rising storm 2 vietnam just got release w--t

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Psycho Society posted:

I bet afghan girls are cutie pies. confirm/deny??

In the 1840s war British soldiers took quite a fancy to them when they occupied Kabul. Which made a lot of locals pretty mad.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Psycho Society posted:

I bet afghan girls are cutie pies. confirm/deny??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGE9sQGPkDc&t=15s

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

Do I need the Siege of Kandahar DLC to play multiplayer?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

My favorite part is when Nader Shah smashed the poo poo out of that town and built a better one named after himself right next to it, and then brought us Consumer Reports in the modern day.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

paul_soccer10 posted:

My favourite chapter of this historical episode is when In anticipation of the siege, the Afghans had stockpiled large amounts of provisions in the fortified town

I too liked this part.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
jesus christ has that artist never heard of perspective? terrible

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
alexander the great tried to conquer afganistan, but he hosed it up just like everyone else

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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im the guy in the lower right riding half a horse

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
The guys in that painting are wearing skirts? (Not shaming or judging or anything.)

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
That's the only drawing they of of this massive battle? hitler could paint better than that

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
hey dumbass WHY ARE THE GUNS JUST SHOOTING AT THE GROUND? bozo idiot

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Psycho Society posted:

hey dumbass WHY ARE THE GUNS JUST SHOOTING AT THE GROUND? bozo idiot

Man guns were still pretty new back then (I think some didn't even have front and back sights) so give them a little slack.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Psycho Society posted:

hey dumbass WHY ARE THE GUNS JUST SHOOTING AT THE GROUND? bozo idiot
They're swiffer dusters hanging from hooks.

Sensual Simian
Jun 7, 2004

summer jorts
The siege tactics look sound to me. Got a lotta people on that ladder, must be well crafted.

Are those little flying rocket arms actual rockets or? Either way I bet this was a very memorable siege and Kandahar is a city with a rich and diverse history!

I give it a 3.5/5

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Psycho Society posted:

That's the only drawing they of of this massive battle? hitler could paint better than that

you try doing a painting during a siege and see if it turns out better. must have been hell getting the guys in the castle to stay still

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Cantaloupe posted:

jesus christ has that artist never heard of perspective? terrible

its weird how nobody could draw well until, like, the renaissance like you'd think at least one would manage something that doesn't look weird

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fojar38 posted:

im the guy in the lower right riding half a horse

im every cannon firing at once

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Robo Reagan posted:

its weird how nobody could draw well until, like, the renaissance like you'd think at least one would manage something that doesn't look weird

people could draw just fine in ancient rome/greece. the middle ages dumbified everyone

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Rutibex posted:

people could draw just fine in ancient rome/greece. the middle ages dumbified everyone


Yeah the middle ages really sucked.

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Robo Reagan posted:

its weird how nobody could draw well until, like, the renaissance like you'd think at least one would manage something that doesn't look weird

non-western countries were centuries behind in wrt pretty fundamental stuff like perspective in art.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

tenspott posted:

non-western countries were centuries behind in wrt pretty fundamental stuff like perspective in art.

yeah but why wasn't there, like, one guy who could do some mona lisa type art in the middle ages

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I like to think that most of the sand in the Middle East is composed of grounded up bones from the millennia's worth of corpses accrued.

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