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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Fixed

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Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different


HIGH SPEED TIER 1 PEPE

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



I would bet zero of them ever wore a uniform in their lives for real. Probably stuff from their airsoft gear.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Plate carrier with no plates just looks sad. It's the A-cup of HSLD people.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

DoktorLoken posted:

I would bet zero of them ever wore a uniform in their lives for real. Probably stuff from their airsoft gear.

It's like that classic forums post about neckbeards and fedoras, except fedoras are replaced by fethisized military gear:

quote:

You know when you were a kid and your dad was shaving and you'd pretend-shave beside him because you thought it made you look grown-up? Everything redditors do is that same talismanic grasping at symbols of adulthood and sophistication tinged with an air of desperately overthinking it while completely missing the point.

If I use a real straight-razor and make my own lather with a badger brush then that makes me manly and attractive, even though I have scraggly unkempt hair and I'm 50 pounds overweight. If I wear a fedora it will make me cool and sophisticated, even though I'm wearing it with jorts and a le meme t-shirt. If I smoke an ecig then I look hard-boiled and interesting, even though my baby palate means I have to puff candy-flavored clouds of nicotine water from a robot's dick.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

or the 6'ers


:lol:

SwampDonkey fucked around with this message at 21:21 on May 14, 2017

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Missionary Positron posted:

It's like that classic forums post about neckbeards and fedoras, except fedoras are replaced by fethisized military gear:

He's so close to figuring out that this is the point of all advertising. It's like watching a baby stand, take a step, and flop forward. Haha, look at those redditors being affected by marketing, what rubes!

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
https://twitter.com/OsborneInk/status/863596177496965120

:psypop:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

:capitalism:

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Sacrificing for a CEO's yacht payments.

:patriot:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Maybe I am remembering wrong but I think that was actually a bill for someone from overseas who got bit while in the US and his government insurance covered it all.

edit : nope looks like this was a different guy who was POSING FOR A SELFIE WITH A loving RATTLESNAKE :wtc:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/rattlesnake-selfie-results-in-a-153k-medical-bill/

ded fucked around with this message at 17:15 on May 15, 2017

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Ah here is the one from the dirty foreigner

http://www.10news.com/news/-143k-hospital-bill-shocks-snake-bite-victim

only 143k

edit again : why is this poo poo in this thread :argh:

ded fucked around with this message at 17:21 on May 15, 2017

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://twitter.com/1NatalieMaines/status/825526505673351168

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/nedoliver/status/863847759614541824

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013




:chanpop:

That writer deserves to survive the purge.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://twitter.com/midnight/status/864216819699073024

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/thisjenlewis/status/864561836624097280

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


https://twitter.com/RosieGray/status/864822226348060672

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

:perfect:

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
http://i.imgur.com/EtuKSjS.gifv

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/xychelsea/status/865250670831702016/photo/1

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Eh, Army 7

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Does anyone have the Chelsea Clinton photoshop in Chelsea Manning's uniform?

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/i/moments/865067510965653504

this is really good

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

:tviv:

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

:vince:

Clickhole Patriothole has been on fire lately:

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008


poo poo

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
imagine four piss tapes on the edge of a cliff

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_WfLgVeEBw

SwampDonkey fucked around with this message at 12:00 on May 20, 2017

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

:drat:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
https://twitter.com/markmcconville/status/866066196038275072

EDIT: https://twitter.com/MarkAgee/status/865964714588643329

Missionary Positron fucked around with this message at 09:38 on May 21, 2017

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Is that a recent photo? Like, actual footage of him recently? Are all the nutbags still screaming about WHERE IS ASSANGE :byodood: because they think he was black bagged last year and the government has been using that facial manipulation software to fake him still being alive?

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



When a Redditor cosplays Geralt.

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