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mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
Granny's Garden and Planetarion, good poo poo.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

MikeCrotch posted:

how the gently caress do you get overwhelmed by raw fish and rice lol

because i'm really loving drunk, retard!

too drunk to operate an online order form

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
haha lol I thought you were in a Yo Sushi or something and just ran out because it was all too much

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Looke posted:

katsu chicken curry
or chicken teryaki, its not hard

and mike rotch for page 904, this thread
iambic pentameter must be used
or trochaic if that's whats in your head
else cool guy status could end up recused
i ask this boon not only on a whim
but also coz ma rhymes attract mad quim

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Alas, awake, I lay here in my bed
Sleep has lifted while I peruse this thread
DJF spent all night gulping down his wine
Some human being wants us all to speak in rhyme?
Tiny bits of our dreary lives of pain
All that I can say is same, same, same

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Good morning uk thread friends,
Hope your weekends are nice and fun,
Enjoy it because the new week pends,
So stay inside, game and avoid the sun

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I think I'll get myself a meal deal,
Will pick one that's made to feed,
Then I'll avoid breaking my wanking seal,
And sit on a park bench with some streed

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Fluo is gone, Fluo is dead
Wanked to death right in his bed

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
gently caress off bobby

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

I am groot
I am groot
I am groot

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

yeah i'm not doing this

hangover is practically non-existent due to sensible water intake, and i'm going out for a steak in a bit. everything worked out ok

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I believed that demands for rhyming and meter were joking

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Looke posted:

I am groot
I am groot
I am groot

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



just bumped into my labour candidate. he knew his stuff on my stupid questions, he'll get my vote in the general election.
he talked of creating a better future fairer for the many, not the few, much unlike this horrific tory depression

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


my labour and tory candidates havent even bothered making themselves visible this time because its such a safe lib dem seat lmao

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I don't think I've seen anything for the general election yet, only the same poo poo that was being sent round for the locals.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Our Tory candidate is a good local lad who means well, our Labour candidate is some posh bint no one likes. It's very conflicting.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
I know some very nice Tories. I view them along the same lines as I do all my Facebook friends* selling Juice Plus on Facebook (and, presumably everywhere else to anyone who will see/hear it).

*Wives/girlfriends of friends/family members who'd be offended if I unfriended their partner

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
What should I play today, Super Smash Brothers for WiiU, Rocket League, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt or anything else?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

well it was nice while it lasted

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
you should play bloodborne

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

play some witcher in preparation for the inexplicable netflix series

Sonderval
Sep 10, 2011
Being shamed into voting this time, voting Tory just to gently caress off my friends. Serves them right, cunts.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

take that, face!

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

take that, face!

now im prune tracy

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Sonderval posted:

Being shamed into voting this time, voting Tory just to gently caress off my friends. Serves them right, cunts.

Pissflaps, is that you?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Vitamins posted:

its such a safe lib dem seat lmao

does not compute

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Marmaduke! posted:

Pissflaps, is that you?

youre still really mad about pissflaps

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

MikeCrotch posted:

does not compute

There must be some or they wouldn't still have seats.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Sonderval posted:

Being shamed into voting this time, voting Tory just to gently caress off my friends. Serves them right, cunts.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
3 lads just had a fight on Broad Street in Reading, in front of hundreds of surprised shoppers. Chairs were hurled and a shop window was broken. I watched, didn't do anything, then went to the pub.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Not even a profile-aspect video?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

i got yo sushi takeaway

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



its 2017 goatface, get wth the times.

it should have been a selfie video, of peteys reaction to the fight with the dog ear filter on

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Bobby Deluxe posted:

i got yo sushi takeaway

think ur mistaken, i dont have a sushi takeaway

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

oh ratty you card

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


I want sushi right now pls
Salmon selection and kaiso gunkan forever and ever and ever

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Bobby Deluxe posted:

i got yo sushi takeaway

did you get it delivered by Deliveroo? I feel like i cycle past dozens of their riders on the way back from work

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

i picked it up from oxfrod on my way back

chicken teriyaki for me and katsu for the missus

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

borderlands pre sequel is extremely bad

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