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Imagined: Feb 2, 2007

Slime posted:

He was, but he ate some of the people to the side.

I have the fortune to be "the fat one" of three siblings. I'm also six inches+ taller than my brother or sister. When we meet people as a family I often joke that there was once a fourth sibling, but I ate them.

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# ? May 25, 2017 17:44

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

# ? May 25, 2017 17:54

Heres Hank: Oct 20, 2008

Mock the Cross posted:

Do anyone know why the fedora guys keep pulling this specific pose? A reference?

Referencing a confusing amalgamation of Michael Jackson, West Side Story, and early Bob Fosse work.

Like the hat, the pose comes from things they don't really understand but still want to replicate.

# ? May 25, 2017 17:59

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slime posted:

He was, but he ate some of the people to the side.

Logic checks out.

# ? May 25, 2017 18:05

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Elias_Maluco posted:

Huh, guess they do make shoes for the pigeon toed.

# ? May 25, 2017 18:08

AMISH FRIED PIES: Mar 6, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

whiteyfats posted:

Why isn't the fat(test) one in the middle?

Give it time and the system will reach equilibrium.

# ? May 25, 2017 18:21

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

RareAcumen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR3Y_9Y74L0

I wanted to see if he'd do the "shrimp tail into the pocket" trick, and he did!

# ? May 25, 2017 19:07

BrianBoitano: Nov 15, 2006; this is fine

Ak Gara posted:

Yeah then why is Space so cold?

Not a funny picture, but the space that astronauts most frequently inhabit has a very high temperature, up to 2,500�C (4,530�F)!

Everything above 100km is considered space for the purpose of international law, and the Thermosphere can get quite "hot", but it would still feel cold. Humans don't feel temperature, but instead we feel heat transfer. This is why you can stick your hand in a 450�F oven but not in 450�F oil. I mean, you can do either but you might regret the latter.

You can be hit in the face by a jet of 2,500�C particles and have your face melted off or freeze off depending on how many particles are hitting you per second. If what is hitting your face is good at transferring heat because it's dense (like the 450�F oil) it will feel much hotter than something bad at transferring heat - like if it's low density like air or like silica foam space tiles:

These are actually 94% air by volume. That chunk is a very high temperature (hence the red glow) but it's not going to transfer that heat into your hand when you pick it up. You're only touching a very small amount of the hot particles, and the edges have already had 10 seconds to cool off while the inside is still slowly transferring its heat outwards.

Reverse the scenario - you can have very very cold things not freeze you to death. Frozen ice cream balls are tiny for a reason. They are much colder than normal ice cream, -50�F instead of 0�F. This is why they delightfully stick to your tongue for a second, the melting sensation perhaps not entirely worth the :10bux:

. If they were larger (or if you took a very large spoonful) then your body's ability to rewarm your tongue before pain or frostbite might be insufficient. Think of it like this:

Yeah, that's a large, dense, solid object. Lots of heat being pulled away from you.

So how could space, with 2,500�C particles, freeze you to death? Transferring heat occurs via conduction (two things touching), convection (which is honestly just fancy moving conduction) and radiation. It's the radiation that kills the space man without a space suit. While he could be swimming in a bath of 2,500�C particles, they're only giving him a tiny amount of heat. They're the Dippin Dots of boiling your face off. If that's at one end of the tug-of-war trying to slooooowly heat you up, the other end is The Incredible Hulk pulling heat out of you via radiation, though not the gamma rays that gave him his powers. All objects radiate heat. You sitting in a room lose heat to radiation, but you also gain heat from radiation coming at you from your surroundings. If your surroundings are radiating enough heat back at you, like in a comfortable room, you hardly notice radiation because it's a net zero.

If you're sitting in front of a bonfire, even if the wind is blowing the hot air away from you, you can feel how unbalanced radiation can get.

If you're in space, completely surrounded with low-density, high-temperature particles, you will lose heat via radiation far quicker than gaining it from the intermittent smack of 2,500�F particles, and you will die. That is, only if you're too far from other sources of heat, like the Sun! I can't check the math, but Space.com states that at our distance from the sun, the normal equilibrium of radiation from the sun and radiation away into space is 45�F. That's an average, of course, and if you've got something nearby shading you from the sun (like the Earth) or other local effects it gets much colder.

If you wanted, you could calculate how close to the sun you'd have to be for the sun's radiation in front of you to match your body's radiation behind you. If equilibrium is 45�F at Earth's distance from the sun, there's a sweet spot orbit closer to the sun that space would feel like quite a comfortable temperature. That is, until you take into account heat and water lost due to evaporation...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_exposure posted:

The least severe of these is the freezing of bodily secretions due to evaporative cooling.

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# ? May 25, 2017 19:32

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Hogge Wild posted:

So what happened to his super secret super plan to wipe out ISIS within 30 days?

# ? May 25, 2017 19:41

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Stoatbringer posted:

So what happened to his super secret super plan to wipe out ISIS within 30 days?

Nobody knew wiping a terrorist organization from the face of the Earth could be so complicated!

# ? May 25, 2017 19:44

Roblo: Dec 10, 2007; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

BrianBoitano posted:

Nerd stuff

Thanks Brian, that was interesting!

# ? May 25, 2017 19:50

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# ? May 25, 2017 19:53

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

BrianBoitano posted:

A wall of information

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_omkkquH0IF1t0kmxz.mp4#_=_

# ? May 25, 2017 19:55

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Ak Gara posted:

Yeah then why is Space so cold?

This is what got me into Flat Earth.

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Stoatbringer posted:

So what happened to his super secret super plan to wipe out ISIS within 30 days?

Technically he wanted to be given a plan within 30 days that would destroy isis not that he had a plan that would destroy isis within 30 days

# ? May 25, 2017 20:28

Poldarn: Feb 18, 2011

BrianBoitano posted:

Heat

That's really loving cool.

# ? May 25, 2017 20:45

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

BrianBoitano posted:

Not a funny picture, but the space that astronauts most frequently inhabit has a very high temperature, up to 2,500�C (4,530�F)!

Everything above 100km is considered space for the purpose of international law, and the Thermosphere can get quite "hot", but it would still feel cold. Humans don't feel temperature, but instead we feel heat transfer. This is why you can stick your hand in a 450�F oven but not in 450�F oil. I mean, you can do either but you might regret the latter.

You can be hit in the face by a jet of 2,500�C particles and have your face melted off or freeze off depending on how many particles are hitting you per second. If what is hitting your face is good at transferring heat because it's dense (like the 450�F oil) it will feel much hotter than something bad at transferring heat - like if it's low density like air or like silica foam space tiles:

These are actually 94% air by volume. That chunk is a very high temperature (hence the red glow) but it's not going to transfer that heat into your hand when you pick it up. You're only touching a very small amount of the hot particles, and the edges have already had 10 seconds to cool off while the inside is still slowly transferring its heat outwards.

Reverse the scenario - you can have very very cold things not freeze you to death. Frozen ice cream balls are tiny for a reason. They are much colder than normal ice cream, -50�F instead of 0�F. This is why they delightfully stick to your tongue for a second, the melting sensation perhaps not entirely worth the . If they were larger (or if you took a very large spoonful) then your body's ability to rewarm your tongue before pain or frostbite might be insufficient. Think of it like this:

Yeah, that's a large, dense, solid object. Lots of heat being pulled away from you.

So how could space, with 2,500�C particles, freeze you to death? Transferring heat occurs via conduction (two things touching), convection (which is honestly just fancy moving conduction) and radiation. It's the radiation that kills the space man without a space suit. While he could be swimming in a bath of 2,500�C particles, they're only giving him a tiny amount of heat. They're the Dippin Dots of boiling your face off. If that's at one end of the tug-of-war trying to slooooowly heat you up, the other end is The Incredible Hulk pulling heat out of you via radiation, though not the gamma rays that gave him his powers. All objects radiate heat. You sitting in a room lose heat to radiation, but you also gain heat from radiation coming at you from your surroundings. If your surroundings are radiating enough heat back at you, like in a comfortable room, you hardly notice radiation because it's a net zero.

If you're sitting in front of a bonfire, even if the wind is blowing the hot air away from you, you can feel how unbalanced radiation can get.

If you're in space, completely surrounded with low-density, high-temperature particles, you will lose heat via radiation far quicker than gaining it from the intermittent smack of 2,500�F particles, and you will die. That is, only if you're too far from other sources of heat, like the Sun! I can't check the math, but Space.com states that at our distance from the sun, the normal equilibrium of radiation from the sun and radiation away into space is 45�F. That's an average, of course, and if you've got something nearby shading you from the sun (like the Earth) or other local effects it gets much colder.

If you wanted, you could calculate how close to the sun you'd have to be for the sun's radiation in front of you to match your body's radiation behind you. If equilibrium is 45�F at Earth's distance from the sun, there's a sweet spot orbit closer to the sun that space would feel like quite a comfortable temperature. That is, until you take into account heat and water lost due to evaporation...

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# ? May 25, 2017 20:46

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

That space shuttle tiles thing is pretty cool, I looked it up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp9Yax8UNoM

# ? May 25, 2017 20:48

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oldpainless posted:

Technically he wanted to be given a plan within 30 days that would destroy isis not that he had a plan that would destroy isis within 30 days

More like Oldplanless...

# ? May 25, 2017 20:52

BrianBoitano: Nov 15, 2006; this is fine

IUG posted:

That space shuttle tiles thing is pretty cool, I looked it up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp9Yax8UNoM

Yeah! It's fun stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CchPemGaEmw&t=452s
The beginning of this video discusses how they make it, but this part shows how the hydrophobic treatment they put on it repels normal water but could be used as a reusable oil spill cleanup sponge :3: