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Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Leavemywife posted:

Why the hell would Sony be able to tell Disney how to use their properties?

because spider-man

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Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Avenging_Mikon posted:

I think that's perfect. He's one of the few people who could bring both humour AND class to a role as sentient feces. Because he's THAT loving AWESOME.

RIP Bill Paxton

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Ferrule posted:

RIP Bill Paxton

*poop emoji moves through bowel*

Bill Poopton - "WOOOO! We're on an express elevator, GOIN' DOWN!"

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lol nigga that's not even an avocado you broke rear end busta

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

:vince:

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

So poor that the shadows of your macbook are low res yes :jerkbag:

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

*poop emoji moves through bowel*

Bill Poopton - "WOOOO! We're on an express elevator, GOIN' DOWN!"
Heh. this afternoon I saw an old book in a thrift store titled something like "Through the Alimentary Canal with a Gun and a Camera." I should go back and buy it tomorrow, or at least read is little and see if it makes any sense at all.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short




Took this earlier today

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

for fucks sake posted:

So poor that the shadows of your macbook are low res yes :jerkbag:

That's the old rear end MacBooks. Even my MacBook from like 2011 has the mag charger which is super thin and looks nothing like that. You can get one pre-mag-charger for super cheap nowadays I'd imagine

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
And that's why yo' dick is so small.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

trickybiscuits posted:

Heh. this afternoon I saw an old book in a thrift store titled something like "Through the Alimentary Canal with a Gun and a Camera." I should go back and buy it tomorrow, or at least read is little and see if it makes any sense at all.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Idgi

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
It's a humorous picture book guide to colonoscopies, I imagine. "Gun" probably refers to the water jet built into most of them to blast away chunks of poop whenever they obscure the view.

new friend from school has a new favorite as of 02:38 on May 27, 2017

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

thecluckmeme posted:

That's the old rear end MacBooks. Even my MacBook from like 2011 has the mag charger which is super thin and looks nothing like that. You can get one pre-mag-charger for super cheap nowadays I'd imagine

That's a magsafe, a 2nd gen version even.

:goonsay:

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://twitter.com/danbloom1/status/867695157453434880

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Milo has a new look. Seems to be going for the Miami grandma thing now.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

sirbeefalot posted:

That's a magsafe, a 2nd gen version even.

:goonsay:

Which means it's at least 2013.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Bogan King posted:

Milo has a new look. Seems to be going for the Miami grandma thing now.



Your lesbian aunt as Tony Montana.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


Definitely need a gun in case of pancreas pirates. They get pretty rapey, I hear.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Marcade posted:

Definitely need a gun in case of pancreas pirates. They get pretty rapey, I hear.

Kidney stoners can be fun, if a little paranoid, to chill with for a bit.

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




for fucks sake posted:

So poor that the shadows of your macbook are low res yes :jerkbag:

What are 'gifts'?

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RareAcumen posted:

What are 'gifts'?

poo poo that poor people don't get no sir ree.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Bogan King posted:

Milo has a new look. Seems to be going for the Miami grandma thing now.



Greek guy now looks like Greek guy.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Bogan King posted:

Milo has a new look. Seems to be going for the Miami grandma thing now.



I think that Bea Arthur used to rock that look, maybe in the '70s.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
He looks like my mom with lighter skin now.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

PCOS Bill posted:

He looks like my mom with lighter skin now.

Really? No one's gonna comment on this?

I guess the joke kind of makes itself.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






Dog touched The Orb.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

trapped mouse posted:

Really? No one's gonna comment on this?

I guess the joke kind of makes itself.

I've got an ugly mom. Deal with it.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Dog touched The Orb.

That's clearly The Sceptre, dog is now more powerful than you could ever imagine


he's now off in search of The Orb

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012


cracking open a cold one with the good boy

Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!

Bogan King posted:

Kidney stoners can be fun, if a little paranoid, to chill with for a bit.

Yes? You called?

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
But then why has no female cashier ever been nice to me?

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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Minimum wage isn't enough incentive for that.

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