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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Guy Goodbody posted:

But then why has no female cashier ever been nice to me?

There's no cashier in your mom's basement

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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
Prove it.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
I've never been charged for a visit?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Logically if you believe the female cashier is nice because she's attracted to you then so must also be the male cashiers

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

oldpainless posted:

Logically if you believe the female cashier is nice because she's attracted to you then so must also be the male cashiers

No the men want to be friends with me because they think I'm a cool guy but the women are nice because they are in love with me for the same reason

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

canyoneer posted:

No the men want to be friends with me because they think I'm a cool guy but the women are nice because they are in love with me for the same reason

hell, same

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

oldpainless posted:

Logically if you believe the female cashier is nice because she's attracted to you then so must also be the male cashiers

it is a burden I have to bear.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

canyoneer posted:

No the men want to be friends with me because they think I'm a cool guy but the women are nice because they are in love with me for the same reason

The men are trying to make your acquaintance in hopes of discovering where you purchased your fedora.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Let the pandas go extinct, lindworms are in now.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Cat....long...

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

That's a big caterpillar

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


cats is furry snakes

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Has science gone too far? Is this image real or fake?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





I can't parse this image. Is that cat balancing on its head on the floor? Hanging from a table by its tail? What the gently caress is going on here? What's that pink fabric thing at the top of the photo? Who am I? Why can I smell purple now?

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I can't parse this image. Is that cat balancing on its head on the floor? Hanging from a table by its tail? What the gently caress is going on here? What's that pink fabric thing at the top of the photo? Who am I? Why can I smell purple now?

The pink fabric is a blind. This photo is in a kitchen. The tiles are a wall. The cat is lying so that you can't see its body properly. It's on top of a fridge or counter... draped in fabric...

okay now I'M confused and the more I look at it the less sure I am

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Zesty posted:

A few of those are clearly fake and even if you claim they aren't, you think Racist stereotypes are okay if someone else says it about themselves.




It's the same thing. I know this makes you uncomfortable to have someone suggest you're crossing a line. Don't stress it. Just recognize it's racist stereotypes that you're sharing and maybe it's not as okay as you thought at first glance.

Agreed. PYF is racist and should b e closed.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

MY BRANDS

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Talk about a spit-take!

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Yay! An excuse to repost this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fRuoMIfpw

Also, note to self: purchase a giant pack of stick-on googly eyes.



eating only apples posted:

The pink fabric is a blind. This photo is in a kitchen. The tiles are a wall. The cat is lying so that you can't see its body properly. It's on top of a fridge or counter... draped in fabric...

okay now I'M confused and the more I look at it the less sure I am

Thanks. I can't look at that tile wall and not see floor, no matter how hard I try.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




This pharmacist is clearly uncontrollably sexually attracted to me

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

A picture of a twitter post counts, right?

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I know it is not a picture, but it is funny,

Goat Fart Scares Kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9V5wzWv6gM

besides, I posted the cat snake.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Lime Tonics posted:

I know it is not a picture, but it is funny,

Goat Fart Scares Kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9V5wzWv6gM

besides, I posted the cat snake.

actually they are called "ferrets"

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Lime Tonics posted:

I know it is not a picture, but it is funny,

Goat Fart Scares Kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9V5wzWv6gM

besides, I posted the cat snake.

If only one piece of media survives the apocalypse, I hope it's this video.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Lime Tonics posted:

I know it is not a picture, but it is funny,

Goat Fart Scares Kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9V5wzWv6gM

besides, I posted the cat snake.

Ashur is a cool name for a kid.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ashur is a cool name for a kid.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

Screaming Idiot posted:

actually they are called "ferrets"

I thought you were saying goat farts are called ferrets, and for a second that somehow almost made sense.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



In deep enough water the eggs are usually called the crabs.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ashur is a cool name for a kid.

I can ashur you it stops being funny when the puns don't stop.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
MC Ashur spittin some twisted, non-euclidean rhymes that turn into lizards

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If Ashur is a good enough name for the head of the Assyrian pantheon, it's good enough for a baby. :colbert:

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://i.imgur.com/B3vj7fr.gifv

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Let me tell you how much I've come to hate Donald J. Trump since he started his presidency.

There are approximately 37.2 thousand billion cells in my body. If the word "hate" was engraved on each nanoÅngström, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for that vaguely man-shaped hydrogen bladder at this instant. For him. Hate. Hate.

Philippe has a new favorite as of 13:13 on May 28, 2017

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I love Donald J. Trump

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

PCOS Bill posted:

I love Donald J. Trump

Well your Mom is Milo so that goes without saying.

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

PCOS Bill posted:

I love Donald J. Trump

Would you marry him?

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
No, I am straight.

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