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spog posted:Pandas have more sex than goons. Counterpoint: Goons actually manage to produce offspring.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Counterpoint: Goons actually manage to produce offspring. 
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May 28, 2017 03:08
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spog posted:Pandas have more sex than goons. That's the old goon stereotype though. The new one is the one where you're married to someone who also has depression and the two of you have sexytimes while binge watching Hannibal if you're not both too tired after your 14-hour workday writing javascript for vape pens ($45k/year, thinking of buying a house soon)
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May 28, 2017 03:38
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Sounds like heaven.
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May 28, 2017 14:17
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Oh God I'm still the old model Goon. I need to upgrade
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May 28, 2017 15:46
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swamp waste posted:That's the old goon stereotype though. The new one is the one where you're married to someone who also has depression and the two of you have sexytimes while binge watching Hannibal if you're not both too tired after your 14-hour workday writing javascript for vape pens ($45k/year, thinking of buying a house soon) I feel attacked.
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https://twitter.com/politico/status/868543587339960320 Edit: https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/868008296967540736 Edit2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV3GI-tIdWs Die Studiokatze. 
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May 28, 2017 18:04
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so is she single or what
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trapped mouse posted:so is she single or what "The woman and her boyfriend - a Saudi Arabian living in London - made it as far as the Codolar airport, in the city of Ibiza, in the eastern Spanish region of Balearic Island."
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Palestinian judge bans divorce during Ramadan because ‘people make hasty decisions when they’re hungry’
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May 29, 2017 15:51
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Foxhound posted:Palestinian judge bans divorce during Ramadan because ‘people make hasty decisions when they’re hungry’ "my husband routinely berates and abuses me" "have a snickers" "i am a dutiful and doting wife to my charming husband"
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May 29, 2017 15:55
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Screaming Idiot posted:"my husband routinely berates and abuses me" In this case, I think the judge is probably referring to the men, as in sharia law men can divorce their wives with a verbal declaration that is binding even when done in jest (although in certain places you are legally required to do this in the presence of a judge and lawyers). Women on the other hand needs to see a judge either way to divorce their husbands.
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May 29, 2017 17:14
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The coke lady trying to escape on a plane reminded me of this guy. Man posing as 2000s ‘Thong Song’ star Sisqó fools NYFW and sits in the front row at the runway shows before almost charming his way onto a Caribbean-bound private jet 
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May 29, 2017 18:41
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The MSJ posted:In this case, I think the judge is probably referring to the men, as in sharia law men can divorce their wives with a verbal declaration that is binding even when done in jest (although in certain places you are legally required to do this in the presence of a judge and lawyers). Women on the other hand needs to see a judge either way to divorce their husbands. See also https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/20/talaq-and-the-battle-to-ban-the-three-words-that-grant-indias-muslim-men-instant-divorce
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https://twitter.com/karltaro/status/869238171791314944
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May 29, 2017 20:44
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heh, taint
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Tainted taints tarnish titillation
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Also: THE ARISTOCRATS! Also also: Zack Parsons was ahead of his times! Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 21:40 on May 29, 2017 |
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May 29, 2017 21:14
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At least one guy in the audience masturbated furiously to this.
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May 29, 2017 22:46
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The most interesting thing to me is that I read a book by that guy and had forgotten all about him. Turns out he's written a few more books in the past 23 years. And now he Tweets, too, I guess. Time flies.
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oh man, " a stream of brown liquid gushed over the stage" seems like a good thread title. edit : ha , "high heels and diarrhea don't mix"
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May 30, 2017 11:26
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Lime Tonics posted:oh man, Im quite fond of "I personally ran for the exit, I lost all intrest in the show." If this isn't fake it belongs in the schaden thread.
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May 30, 2017 11:48
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Lime Tonics posted:oh man, I liked the one guy that was confident in his masculinity enough to admit that he "lost all interest in the show" after the deluge of diarrhea and mass vomiting.
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May 30, 2017 12:01
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Are we sure this isn't fake news?
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May 30, 2017 13:32
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It probably is, but i'm not going to investigate because i want to belive.
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May 30, 2017 14:42
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Why would they serve fried pastries at a ripper joint
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May 30, 2017 16:49
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Crumbletron posted:Why would they serve fried pastries at a ripper joint Because this is America and more specifically Florida. I have no trouble believing this story, given that it supposedly happened in Jacksonville.
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May 30, 2017 18:30
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While it's not exactly out of the realm of possibility that something like this could happen, the article itself almost goes out of its way to not mention the club by name, or identify the witnesses in any reports. e: Just searching "Border Herald" to see if it's real or not had Snopes as the 2nd link, addressing the article specifically.
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May 30, 2017 18:48
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SpacePig posted:While it's not exactly out of the realm of possibility that something like this could happen, the article itself almost goes out of its way to not mention the club by name, or identify the witnesses in any reports. Oh well, no diarrhea cha cha cha for us.
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May 30, 2017 19:11
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Cartoon Man posted:Oh well, no diarrhea cha cha cha for us. Be the change you want to see in the world.
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May 30, 2017 19:38
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Crumbletron posted:Why would they serve fried pastries at a ripper joint
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May 30, 2017 19:51
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Crumbletron posted:Why would they serve fried pastries at a ripper joint 
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May 30, 2017 19:53
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In PA at least, I think you need to serve food if you want to serve alcohol. Low-effort steam tray buffet with cafeteria-level food is probably perfect for a place that has no intention of hiring actual wait staff.
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May 30, 2017 20:18
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Sorry, it was a bad shrimp/pastry joke There are buffets up here too
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May 30, 2017 20:30
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Crumbletron posted:Sorry, it was a bad shrimp/pastry joke Oh, christ, this didn't even register. I even just got to that part of the quotes thread, you'd think it'd be top of mind. Sorry I didn't recognize your joke.
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May 30, 2017 20:35
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I remember reading somewhere that the impetus for pandas running off to environments that don't have food that can sustain them well was a result of primitive humanity taking over their areas when we were evolving. Not sure if that's true or if it was bullshit, though.
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MisterBibs posted:I remember reading somewhere that the impetus for pandas running off to environments that don't have food that can sustain them well was a result of primitive humanity taking over their areas when we were evolving. Not sure if that's true or if it was bullshit, though. MisterBibs, this seems kinda dumb. Are you having Fight Club flashbacks? I just downed two lovely hot dogs over here so I'm feeling kinda pumped up to shitpost at some random stranger.
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May 30, 2017 22:53
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syscall girl posted:MisterBibs, this seems kinda dumb. Are you having Fight Club flashbacks? I know it sounds dumb, which is why I was asking if it was actually a Science Fact or some Dumb Internet Thing that I've randomly half-remembered. And since we were talking about pandas, figured it was a decent place to ask.
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MisterBibs posted:I know it sounds dumb, which is why I was asking if it was actually a Science Fact or some Dumb Internet Thing that I've randomly half-remembered. And since we were talking about pandas, figured it was a decent place to ask. I think you may be a panda though and this is raising more questions than it answers.
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