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Lord Crapulus
Feb 12, 2003

About as successful at Le Mans as Toyota
Yeah this is the part that makes me want to fast forward

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Lord Crapulus posted:

Yeah this is the part that makes me want to fast forward

You can't fast forward America

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

p. nice Wolf Parade ref posted:

They don't teach that part in American schools.

SAD!

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik
I'm anti America rah rah whatever, but if you can't get a little gently caress yeah at a B52 flyover I don't know what to tell you

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
AMERICA YALL

Sir Simon Milligan
Mar 27, 2003

Yes, I have walked along the path of evil many times, it's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden, but beyond that evil!

devmd01 posted:

I'm anti America rah rah whatever, but if you can't get a little gently caress yeah at a B52 flyover I don't know what to tell you

Truth. Flyovers are badass.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
i propose we trim down on some of this pre-race stuff and make up for it by firing a howitzer when they wave the green flags; really just take the starter's pistol to the millionth degree, y'know? have something go "BOOM" really loving loudly to cap off the military stuff

alternatively, we could just trim nothing and add the howitzer anyway, i'm good with whichever

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Guys, it's time for the motherfucking Indianapolis 500. :getin:

12-9-22-5-26-14-20-21-8-29-shotgun shell-hog testicle-squirrel skull with partial brain matter gon win dis in the official fantasy game. 173.941 is your average speed.

Let's Go The Best Possible Winner: TK.
Dark horse: Glorious Sato-San

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Everyone not-American tuning in for the last 15 minutes: :stare:

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

devmd01 posted:

I'm anti America rah rah whatever, but if you can't get a little gently caress yeah at a B52 flyover I don't know what to tell you

Yeah, just turn it into a proper airshow and that'd be kickin' rad.

KingShibby
Jan 30, 2004

Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you...

Yams Fan
2 minutes to the command!

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
this intro is retarded

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

It's Pippa Mann's time to shine

Sir Simon Milligan
Mar 27, 2003

Yes, I have walked along the path of evil many times, it's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden, but beyond that evil!

I thought that was Erin Andrews for like the last hour

Lord Crapulus
Feb 12, 2003

About as successful at Le Mans as Toyota

Proud Christian Mom posted:

this intro is retarded

It was no milk gimp, that's for sure

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Also of you are going to do the american thing put Big boobed blondes instead this crap

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

This could be the best non-Nabors "Back Home Again" we ever see.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Lol at all the foreigners watching back home again in indiana

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Lord Crapulus posted:

It was no milk gimp, that's for sure

Somewhere, in the IMS stands, IOC sighs.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

https://twitter.com/NASFACTS/status/868862994091999232

DoctorGonzo posted:

Also of you are going to do de american thing put Big boobed blondes instead this crap

That'll be the Monster Girls later tonight

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

jesus christ wtf shut up shut up shut up gently caress

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
man, i wish Pennsylvania had some kind of important annual sporting event that merited a performance of the state anthem on national television

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Argus Zant posted:

man, i wish Pennsylvania had some kind of important annual sporting event that merited a performance of the state anthem on national television

LLWS?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

This is all Indiana has, give them a break

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Russian anthem at Sochi was better than all this crap. An América flag on the laptop Lol

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Lord Crapulus posted:

It was no milk gimp, that's for sure

Mike Pence was the milk gimp

Lord Crapulus
Feb 12, 2003

About as successful at Le Mans as Toyota
I don't care why he's there or what he's saying, people should never cheer Tony George :mad:

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Mike Pence was the milk gimp

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Lord Crapulus posted:

I don't care why he's there or what he's saying, people should never cheer Tony George :mad:

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

Lord Crapulus posted:

I don't care why he's there or what he's saying, people should never cheer Tony George :mad:

not even for free ice cream?

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


A cool thing about this race is having to find streams for my mom because she still lives in Indiana. Everyone responsible for the blackout should be fired into the sun.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Is there a helmet cam stream?

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008
Visor cam whips rear end

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Ok the truck towed flag was a bit much

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Gonna steal the giant flag truck

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What the gently caress is that flag

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Basticle posted:

Ok the truck towed flag was a bit much

At Talladega they have an 18-wheeler that pulls a similarly-sized flag

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I need to find a Nando cam and a visor cam steam

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Need a delay in the start because the Stars 'n Stripes breaks off the truck.

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Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
i'm normally fine and dandy with the patriotic oo-rahing, but even i think the giant drat flag-truck is excessive, mostly because there's no way that flag WON'T touch the ground when the truck stops, and that's not okay

like, if you're gonna do something like that, then stick a flagpole in the truck bed and make it look like a giant gaudy RC truck

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