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Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

There are animal skulls that you have to gather and then use on tall vases.

what

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I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

FactsAreUseless posted:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=894579386

Nephise Begins tells the player what happened at the time before Nephise was an orb collector. The main setting is forest again, but this time without snow, instead a more sunny and foggy weather. And there are more hills to climb. There are animal skulls that you have to gather and then use on tall vases.

This sounds like someone describing a dream they had.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Good going steam page :v:

The actual game in question :nws:


This is apparently by the same dev as Dragon Knight :nws: which looked like it *could* have been an interesting beat em up thing when I first saw it, but since then the dev has decided to focus more on adding fetish violence t&a stuff apparently as shown by the additions of screenshots to the store page of a girl being eaten alive or a girl getting stung horribly

:yikes:

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

The top review is a link to the nude patch, which they put in spoiler tags lol

Too Shy Guy
Jun 14, 2003


I have destroyed more of your kind than I can count.



Why they need a nude patch, they obviously cracked the code of "no nipples = totally okay"

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


I wonder how long until there's just straight up no-pretext hentai on steam. They're so close to the line that they might as just loving well go over and be done with it already nothing matters anymore

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

The whole Sakura series is on steam

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Ainsley McTree posted:

I wonder how long until there's just straight up no-pretext hentai on steam. They're so close to the line that they might as just loving well go over and be done with it already nothing matters anymore
You'd be surprised what kind of game can get a PEGI 3 rating.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Haha omg is that seriously a match 3 game

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

food court bailiff posted:

Haha omg is that seriously a match 3 game

It isn't the first pornographic match 3 game on steam

HGH
Dec 20, 2011
Whatever it is you linked only takes me to the Steam front page now so it seems to be gone?

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

Lol, they already pulled it from the store.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Rip butt game

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

FirstAidKite posted:

It isn't the first pornographic match 3 game on steam

Hunnie pop has an interesting puzzle system drowning in night soil

Unoriginal One
Aug 5, 2008
Going by the comments, it's still in the Specials tab as "Uninitialized". Must've taken that thing down in a hurry.


Ainsley McTree posted:

I wonder how long until there's just straight up no-pretext hentai on steam. They're so close to the line that they might as just loving well go over and be done with it already nothing matters anymore


Judging from an idle glance at store page for the above game's developer's latest, there already is.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
There are hentai games - you just buy mildly sanitized versions on Steam, then go over to the dev's page to download or buy a patch that adds in the missing porn. It's not advertised on Steam but it's the first thing that gets brought up in reviews of said games.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Which is completely fine with Steam, and makes me wonder why they even have a no-porn rule if they let devs openly tell you the link to the 18+ patch.

Just let them put it on the store page as DLC at this point.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


In the case of HuniePop the nude patch is in the OP of a thread created by the dev and stickied on top of the game's forum directly in Steam. It's pretty funny.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Also, while I went to the forum to check if the official nude patch thing is still the case (it is):

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

I still can't get over how sincere hunniepop is. The awful characters especially the childish catgirl with a super annoying voice just seems like self parody

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I didn't realize Hunie pop was pornographic when it first came out, so I got it with plans to stream it as a joke for some steam friends. That ended fast and I was able to return it, thank god. The game is also spectacularly racist. It introduces the black female character with the fairy guide talking about "loving them some brown sugar". I couldn't get it off my hard drive fast enough.

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

I've got a classmate who insists she plays Huniepop for its mechanics, and is downright ashamed of it because of everything else about it. Having never touched the game myself I dunno what the deal is, but does anyone who has have a recommendation for games with the same mechanics but not the skeezy bits?

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

does anyone know of any games out there where you match 3+ of any color together in order to solve a puzzle

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Woebin posted:

I've got a classmate who insists she plays Huniepop for its mechanics, and is downright ashamed of it because of everything else about it. Having never touched the game myself I dunno what the deal is, but does anyone who has have a recommendation for games with the same mechanics but not the skeezy bits?

Puyo Puyo Tetris

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Okay I should've looked up a video before asking a dumb question, sorry. Looks like it's basically Tetris Attack, I guess her "I'm playing it for the mechanics" is basically just "I'm reading this porn mag for the articles, I swear". Oh well!

I'd try to find a bad Steam game to post as tribute, but it looks like Steam's either down or my computer's messing with me so I can't even do that.

TenaciousTomato
Jul 17, 2007

Interworld and the New Innocence
Steam down for anyone else?

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

HGH posted:

Whatever it is you linked only takes me to the Steam front page now so it seems to be gone?

Lmao amazing



For anyone who missed it, the first game was calling called Hell Girls where the image for it on the front page didn't even contain the title or anything. It was just a pic of an anime girl blushing while humping a pillow.

I guess someone at Valve decided to step up and go "that's enough. too far." Either that or someone at valve isn't a fan of girls in skimpy outfits with bee stings on their butts.

FirstAidKite fucked around with this message at 00:45 on May 31, 2017

TenaciousTomato
Jul 17, 2007

Interworld and the New Innocence
Probably getting ddos'd by NORK

Unoriginal One
Aug 5, 2008

FirstAidKite posted:

Lmao amazing

I just checked, everything by that publisher just got scrubbed. Guessing their new game was too far over the line.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Unoriginal One posted:

I just checked, everything by that publisher just got scrubbed. Guessing their new game was too far over the line.

Yeah.

Someone in the steam discord channel ended up saving a pic of it tho

Not Work Safe obviously

I mean, there is no doubt worse out there, but you wouldn't want your boss catching you with that on your screen.

Unoriginal One
Aug 5, 2008

FirstAidKite posted:

Yeah.

Someone in the steam discord channel ended up saving a pic of it tho

Not Work Safe obviously

I mean, there is no doubt worse out there, but you wouldn't want your boss catching you with that on your screen.

Nah, meant Dragonia or whatever, it's in the new releases. Orders of magnitude worse than that. Everything seems to be back up though.

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

TenaciousTomato posted:

Steam down for anyone else?

It's maintenance Tuesday.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Unoriginal One posted:

Nah, meant Dragonia or whatever, it's in the new releases. Orders of magnitude worse than that. Everything seems to be back up though.

Oh

Huh

I tried clicking my link to hell girls I posted earlier and I guess hell girls definitely got taken down for the time being, but for some reason the first time I clicked the link it took me to Nekopara Volume 3 instead lmao

FirstAidKite fucked around with this message at 01:57 on May 31, 2017

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

BTW thank you for posting that picture with the image scrubbed because I would have had no idea Obduction was on sale otherwise.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Discendo Vox posted:

I didn't realize Hunie pop was pornographic when it first came out, so I got it with plans to stream it as a joke for some steam friends. That ended fast and I was able to return it, thank god. The game is also spectacularly racist. It introduces the black female character with the fairy guide talking about "loving them some brown sugar". I couldn't get it off my hard drive fast enough.

Several of the special gifts you can give to the girls are super racist as well. You get the Mexican woman sombreros and maracas and the Japanese woman chopsticks and bonsai trees. The Japanese woman will actually call you out on being a huge racist but laughs about it anyway.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Unoriginal One posted:

Nah, meant Dragonia or whatever, it's in the new releases. Orders of magnitude worse than that. Everything seems to be back up though.

Oh hey lol the first review for that game I saw


Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Mr. Jizzard The Tentacle Wizard.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

Mr. Jizzard The Tentacle Wizard.



Loses points for not being level 69

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

FirstAidKite posted:

Oh

Huh

I tried clicking my link to hell girls I posted earlier and I guess hell girls definitely got taken down for the time being, but for some reason the first time I clicked the link it took me to Nekopara Volume 3 instead lmao

Looks like Hell Girls is back upp on the store, sans butt pic. I guess having that on the front page was what Steam had issues with.

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SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Having the game thumbnail being a butt pic with no game title is a bit much

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