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PHIZ KALIFA posted:*A row of elderly war vets sip beer in a park while I bust out a fuckin' bazonkers bongo solo on the largest vended rear end purchaseable without a license* |
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google THIS posted:TFW you're trapped into a conversation with your neighbor on your way in and one of your grocery bags distinctly farts this is Japan, though, so your neighbor will put up a magnificent show of will to not make you feel uncomfortable about it. then they'll go home and laugh and laugh and start up the gossip grapevine through fax machines. y'all heard about the Yatahama rear end festival? They have premium regular rear end, and also rear end with exotic scents like lavender, honey-vanilla, salsa, kimchi, rotten cabbage, greasy beef stew, boiled broccoli, and sour cheese. Japan sure is crazy and cool about rear end flavors! ---------------- |
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Jun 3, 2017 23:08
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i restock the rear end machine when it empties out. its hard work, but an honest yen. got quite a few machines i gotta visit by days end, and only so many asses to give them, but you dont need to worry about my struggles, i just love my job of restocking the japanese rear end vending machine
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Jun 3, 2017 23:40
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| You used to have to go to specialty stores to get vending-machine-style Japanese asses, but now you can sometimes find them in your local grocery store near the kosher food. | |
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Jun 3, 2017 23:41
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id really rather you didnt tell people that cda.... much love slumpy slumpy |
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Jun 3, 2017 23:43
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Why would you go to a vending machine when any street market stall will sell you home-grown honey wasabi rear end fresh from the cart |
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Jun 4, 2017 14:31
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Slumpy posted:id really rather you didnt tell people that cda.... dont worry the vending machines dont card high school kids tryna look cool with their rear end obsession
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Jun 4, 2017 15:23
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Scroon posted:Why would you go to a vending machine when any street market stall will sell you home-grown honey wasabi rear end fresh from the cart Some of the really high-end machines have a robot assemble the rear end while you watch. and they can use more than 3 tons of force so you get much more supple gluteal muscles than hand stretching will ever give you. |
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Jun 4, 2017 18:07
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google THIS posted:Some of the really high-end machines have a robot assemble the rear end while you watch. and they can use more than 3 tons of force so you get much more supple gluteal muscles than hand stretching will ever give you. Whoa |
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Jun 4, 2017 21:22
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google THIS posted:Some of the really high-end machines have a robot assemble the rear end while you watch. and they can use more than 3 tons of force so you get much more supple gluteal muscles than hand stretching will ever give you. have you seen the hypnotic videos on Nicovideo of the spreader arm coming down, trenching the crack, and then rotating ninety degrees to flex out and give the cheeks perfect gapage? I could watch that poo poo for hours. it's like a butterfly spreading its wings for the first time, every time. ---------------- |
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Jun 4, 2017 23:23
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just lmbo at all these bougie fucks that bought a home rear end maker for 2k, only for it to make tiny asses 10 minutes at a time while i can go to the shop and buy a huge stack of asses for a dollar
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Jun 5, 2017 00:06
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me (walking past and noticing some slackjaw normie buying a worthless americanized dub rear end instead of an authentic original rear end like i got when i went to akihabara when i was in japan last year): heh. |
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Jun 5, 2017 01:03
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"The Japanese invented asses, you know." (of course I'm aware that the Chinese actually invented them, but the Japanese perfected them and really that's more important) |
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Jun 5, 2017 01:35
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google THIS posted:"The Japanese invented asses, you know." The Japanese took apart the rear end and then refined it to reflect its core essence. I'm sorry, assence. ---------------- |
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Jun 5, 2017 01:42
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Freeze dried asses .. "Fo yo cereal" |
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Jun 5, 2017 01:54
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Kthulhu5000 posted:have you seen the hypnotic videos on Nicovideo of the spreader arm coming down, trenching the crack, and then rotating ninety degrees to flex out and give the cheeks perfect gapage? |
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Jun 5, 2017 02:20
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In japan the asses are small but you can get them in different colors and with little emojis printed on them. In the US you can get gigantic asses but they'll look exactly the same as your neighbors. It's interesting how different cultures place value on different things.
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Jun 5, 2017 02:27
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asses from italy are expensive and will break down within a month. you buy them as a status symbol, not for the functionality
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Jun 5, 2017 02:29
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French asses, regardless of the orientation you display them in, will always fart in your general direction.
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Jun 5, 2017 03:57
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little munchkin posted:asses from italy are expensive and will break down within a month. you buy them as a status symbol, not for the functionality But dammit! They're so comfortable while they last.
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Jun 5, 2017 03:58
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german asses are engineered incredibly well but are notably scat-happy, even for asses |
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Jun 5, 2017 05:09
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Some old foreign TV host dude in Japan: "While Japan's high-tech rear end manufacturing showcases the nation's soaring modernity, these Japanese artisans' handcrafted asses are truly emblematic of lacquered booty." ---------------- |
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Jun 5, 2017 06:55
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I get my rear end at a bodega
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Jun 5, 2017 11:43
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The trial-size rear end
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Jun 5, 2017 11:43
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Observational Comedian: What is the deal with fun-size asses? |
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Jun 5, 2017 13:07
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google THIS posted:Observational Comedian: What is the deal with fun-size asses? unlike most products, fun-sized asses are actually bigger than normal ---------------- |
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Jun 5, 2017 15:05
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*A Mimic but instead of a door or chest a vending machine specializing in undeveloped undersized asses, that i prey only on child predators*
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Jun 6, 2017 01:35
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Me: (glumly) Oh man. The only pants I have clean are these assless chaps... (suddenly brightening) Wait! I know what to do! (I throw on the chaps, grab my wallet, and head out the door.) |
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Jun 8, 2017 13:27
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You haven't truly lived until you've been through an earthquake in front of an rear end vending machine, the twerking is high up on the richter scale
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Jun 8, 2017 16:13
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Sugoi neeiiiii kore rear end-wa ichiban desu !!!!!! |
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no thx m8 already got a great one that im really quite attached to yas yas \ 
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