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Yaws posted:I'm really not looking to them do all the Transformers movies. Everyone and their dog has been tearing those movie down for ten years now. Yeah it's just going to be the same jokes for 4 weeks. The only difference will be the pedophile jokes in part 4. They could have had more fun with a Michael Bay month.
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:For some reason I had convinced myself they had done The Pest. After checking the episode list, I know what I have to request in the future. Don't do that to another human being. The opening 3 minutes alone is one of the most harrowing cinema experiences of my life
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Oh god, Ninja 3 - my brother and I loved this series of movies when I was a kid. We must have rented these 3 movies as well as the American Ninja movies at least a dozen times from the video store (this was back before blockbuster existed and video stores were still mom & pop shops). They're trash, but in the best way possible
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Listening to an old mailbag, the one with summer camp stories, and the "Day Camp - UWAAA-AAAH - fuckin' on the night camp - *chrous* UWAAA-AAAAH" bit both kills me and drives me crazy because I have no idea what the hell it's referencing Always Sunny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzaVd6zl2bA
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Yaws posted:I'm really not looking to them do all the Transformers movies. Everyone and their dog has been tearing those movie down for ten years now. This, but especially because I wasn't into the franchise as a kid and have never watched the movies. I still love eps about weird bad films that I haven't seen (checking out a synopsis & trailer on imdb is usually everything you need, if that) but this whole month is gonna be a pass. flesh dance fucked around with this message at 06:48 on May 29, 2017 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:Yeah it's just going to be the same jokes for 4 weeks. The only difference will be the pedophile jokes in part 4. They could have had more fun with a Michael Bay month. Part 4 also will have Marky Mark impressions. I just hope they aren't burned out by the time they get to 4. That one seems like it has the most potential anyways.
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Ninja 3 is the first movie I ever got "What are you watching"d. Sadly it wasn't because of weird tomato juice sex scenes, rather it was the ninja possessing the girl near the beginning.
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I feel like tomato juice might be one of the least sexy possible beverages to pour on your boobs.
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Tato posted:Don't do that to another human being. The opening 3 minutes alone is one of the most harrowing cinema experiences of my life Peace was never an option.
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I think them doing all the Transformers movies this summer would be good, but all of them in a row might be a bit much.
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The Vosgian Beast posted:I feel like tomato juice might be one of the least sexy possible beverages to pour on your boobs. Clamato maybe
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Calaveron posted:Clamato maybe Premixed clamato Budweisers
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duz posted:Premixed clamato Budweisers White Trash Budkkake XXXL - The Clamatoing
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THANK you. Tato posted:Don't do that to another human being. The opening 3 minutes alone is one of the most harrowing cinema experiences of my life I don't have a lot of revulsion for The Pest, but holy poo poo the opening of that movie is the cringiest thing imaginable. I couldn't even look at the screen I was so embarrassed for everyone involved.
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John Leguizamo is that one actor that if I seem him in a role and it doesn't annoy the everloving hell out of me, I am shocked.
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Tato posted:The opening 3 minutes alone is one of the most harrowing cinema experiences of my life
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The Vosgian Beast posted:I feel like tomato juice might be one of the least sexy possible beverages to pour on your boobs. Ensure.
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DoubleCakes posted:John Leguizamo is that one actor that if I seem him in a role and it doesn't annoy the everloving hell out of me, I am shocked. Did you like him in John Wick?
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Did you like him in John Wick? That was definitely a shocker from him because he didn't ham it up so much as go "oh poo poo dude" twice in two movies.
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He has a lot of small roles in a ton of stuff that he's fine in, I don't know what you're complaining about.
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Gyges posted:Ensure. I said "one of" not "the" Also Eggnog
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Jose Oquendo posted:Yeah it's just going to be the same jokes for 4 weeks. The only difference will be the pedophile jokes in part 4. They could have had more fun with a Michael Bay month. There is a lot of really specific weird and bizarre stuff in those movies beyond "dumb action" and "Shia sucks". Since they're doing each movie I'm pretty confident they'll dig into the movies and not just make the same jokes for four hours. I mean these guys have done Star Wars Prequel and Schumacher Batman episodes without feeling stale, I don't think Transformers is gonna gently caress them up.
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The Deleter posted:Andrew's cackle at Eric being stoned in a 7/11 is incredible. There are a lot of great moments in this show but I think last month's mailbag with Cabin's cackle at all the guys chiming in with Terrifying Chris Cabin Drug Adventure stories was the hardest I've ever laughed. The guy who'll tell off Grandma on Thanksgiving for liking Tyler Perry movies being the same guy who will tell you mushrooms are "basically like weed, it's fine" fascinates me.
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:There are a lot of great moments in this show but I think last month's mailbag with Cabin's cackle at all the guys chiming in with Terrifying Chris Cabin Drug Adventure stories was the hardest I've ever laughed. The guy who'll tell off Grandma on Thanksgiving for liking Tyler Perry movies being the same guy who will tell you mushrooms are "basically like weed, it's fine" fascinates me. "Chris Cabin will drag a veteran to the ground yelling about movies" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard, and I don't even think Crabin was present for that Ninja 3, Disclosure and the mailbag were gold. HEY NINTENDO YOU WANNA GET hosed
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I think the hardest I ever laughed at this podcast was during a mailbag maybe 2 or three months ago, when someone wrote in about finding a guy masturbating while watching an Adam Sandler movie on a phone. Before they got to that part of the email, Steve laughed at the thought of a ringtone of Sandler's idiotic "a doo bah doo bah duh" laugh and what it would be like if your phone went off during a meeting with that ringtone. While that in itself was loving hilarious, Andrew really upped it. Steve was trying to do double duty as the ringtone and the person holding the phone in the scenario he imagined: "a doo bah doo bah duh" "oh I'm sorry I can't turn it off" "a doo bah doo bah duh" and Andrew had the showmanship to recognize he should jump in and take over the voice of the guy holding the phone, so Steve could do just the ringtone. I know I'm describing this like really badly, but if you heard that episode I think you'll agree, Andrew jumping in like that was perfect. Hats off.
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Yeah, the reintroduction of Coyote Trickster God Chris Cabin as a regular commentator has really pushed the show to another level.
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Man, I would love to hear a letter from the Marine dad about why he felt the need to have a buffer seat between him and his son.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Man, I would love to hear a letter from the Marine dad about why he felt the need to have a buffer seat between him and his son. The popcorn was there to honor the fallen marines.
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Theory: Demi Moore's character in Disclosure is the same as her character in Blame It On Rio and that's how she became a weird sexual deviant.
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Someone said she was a "sexual predator" and then Steve I think made the Predator clicking/purring noise. There was that second before it clicked and then I laughed very loud at work. I had to get up from my desk and take a walk. The last two episodes were fantastic.
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Man Chris Cabin sounds like the best friend you could have growing up. He had all the drugs and all the tapes and I wouldn't be surprised if he was part of the ancient clan who would travel the woods worldwide planting all the woods porn
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