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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

he ded

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Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
i like that he makes hissing sounds, we have room for more than one snake gimmick

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


brock did this to a few people didn't he? both on screen, and supposedly in backstage confrontations. either kissing or saying 'you wanna kiss me?'

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

good build i m o

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

This isn't impressive or anything. Paul's like 900 years old and Samoa Joe is supposed to be some badass. It'd be like if he came out and dropkicked a kitten and screamed at it to deliver a message to somebody. Who even ca-

Oh my loving god more loving commercials.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
strangling a jew to death has gotta be a hate crime

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

That was an excellent segment, marred slightly by the fact that I don't believe there's a chance in hell of them putting Joe over.

Did Heyman say that he worries because he's a Jew?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Lookin' good so far for Joe/Brock, oughta be a sweet match

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I'm sitting here on my rear end and I don't fear brock lesnar, I'd just be like "hi brock" and shoot him if he punched me. Like come on. This is common sense. loving wrestlers make it complicated and poo poo.

You can shoot him yeah but you drat sure better kill him if you do.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i was going to say this when paul was talking, that im surprised no one kicks heyman's rear end to get brock riled up, and that samoa joe has the right gimmick for it


and then he calmly explained to paul that he was going to choke him out and i was happy :neckbeard:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Joe calling spots real loud, like he just don't give a gently caress.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Lookin' good so far for Joe/Brock, oughta be a sweet match

Hope Brock goes back to 2015 form for it.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Brock being champ long term has kinda taken the wind out of WWE for me, but I'm looking forward to him vs. Joe at least.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

SatansOnion posted:

"If you want OOH LET ME BE POLITICALLY INCORRECT AND CONTROVERSIAL war with Brock Lesnar

:rolleyes:

I took that as "war" is one of Vince's no-no words.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

This isn't impressive or anything. Paul's like 900 years old and Samoa Joe is supposed to be some badass. It'd be like if he came out and dropkicked a kitten and screamed at it to deliver a message to somebody. Who even ca-

Oh my loving god more loving commercials.

It was good though. It wasn't supposed to be badass, it was supposed to be "Samoa Joe Ain't Give A gently caress". If this was leading to anything other than an utter squash I'd be hype as hell.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

reignofevil posted:

You can shoot him yeah but you drat sure better kill him if you do.

Where do you shoot when the whole person is a dick and their weakness is the dick?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Gonz posted:

Joe calling spots real loud, like he just don't give a gently caress.

Should have spent more time in NXT.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

[[WOLF HOWLING AND BEAR ROARING LOUDLY]]

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dromal phrenia posted:

'you wanna kiss me?'

yes

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

It was good though. It wasn't supposed to be badass, it was supposed to be "Samoa Joe Ain't Give A gently caress". If this was leading to anything other than an utter squash I'd be hype as hell.

It sure did rub off on me and make me not give a gently caress even more than I already didn't because who cares about samoa joe/brock lesnar? I hope they rub their blubber together so hard they catch on fire in the ring.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Where do you shoot when the whole person is a dick and their weakness is the dick?

Uh...i-in the... dick?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Grant DaNasty posted:

I took that as "war" is one of Vince's no-no words.

But then what is Raw?

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

MAIN EVENT MAFIA

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Maxwell Lord posted:

But then what is Raw?

ram

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Where do you shoot when the whole person is a dick and their weakness is the dick?

The balls.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Babyface Seth Rollins is bad as heck.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

face seth is cringe

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Seth is here to avenge Paul Heyman.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004


:love: ;-* :love:

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

It sure did rub off on me and make me not give a gently caress even more than I already didn't because who cares about samoa joe/brock lesnar? I hope they rub their blubber together so hard they catch on fire in the ring.

kinky

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Wait, isn't Seth dating a nazi? Why is he upset that Joe choked out a Jewish guy?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Grant DaNasty posted:

I took that as "war" is one of Vince's no-no words.

In that case, I shall redirect my :rolleyes: at Vince, for the most part

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Punch boys

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

It sure did rub off on me and make me not give a gently caress even more than I already didn't because who cares about samoa joe/brock lesnar? I hope they rub their blubber together so hard they catch on fire in the ring.

much like you and your husband, doctorgonzo, because youre both fat, and you are married, and rub together when you have fat person sex

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

good lord that was a long break between matches

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

These guys should really get a team name/music.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
The entrance for these guys is great, but they really should give them some better music or just use Sheamus' music. That siren is so awful.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Rhonne posted:

Wait, isn't Seth dating a nazi? Why is he upset that Joe choked out a Jewish guy?

i think theyve been done for a while, now he fucks random young women and also sunny

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

dromal phrenia posted:

much like you and your husband, doctorgonzo, because youre both fat, and you are married, and rub together when you have fat person sex

motherfucker we burn down the house every time.

Dealing with the insurance is actually getting kind of tiresome.

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i hate fat people unless they are athletic

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