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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Goalies these days put up with too much poo poo, wanna some Hextall esque antics these days tbh

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Captain Internet posted:

Seriously, fans of team "not the pens" watch every Hainsey and Maata possession.

I just did and did not see things.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

YOU CANT OFFSIDE THAT

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015
Ellis is so good.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Pens look gassed.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

Pens D look absolutely toast

I am curious, if they were to fall behind 3-2, if Sully would finally just play Hainsey/Maatta 10 minutes and Jultz/Dumo 30

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Good soup! posted:

Goalies these days put up with too much poo poo, wanna some Hextall esque antics these days tbh

it is sad

bring out the TUGNUTT

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
Like I don't get it. Just hug the dudes and drag them down.

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

lol at that interference on sheary

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Zyla posted:

it is sad

bring out the TUGNUTT

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Captain Internet posted:

Like I don't get it. Just hug the dudes and drag them down.

Especially down 2 goals in the 3rd period when the other team has had more PPs than you, yeah, zero chance anything except obvious high sticking/tripping or Too Much Mans/The Worst Penalty is getting called

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer
poo poo, the Preds are starting to turtle

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Duckman2008 posted:

poo poo, the Preds are starting to turtle

At this point in the game turtling is the right strategy against this Pens team. The Pens' defensemen can't consistently keep the puck in the zone anyway.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
The pens aren't making the game any better by not giving as good as they get.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

I think I've found a new favorite western conference team.

gently caress off blackhawks

im a preds kinda cat now

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Zyla posted:

I think I've found a new favorite western conference team.

gently caress off blackhawks

im a preds kinda cat now

Welcome aboard!

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Zyla posted:

I think I've found a new favorite western conference team.

gently caress off blackhawks

im a preds kinda cat now

why stop at just one

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Zyla posted:

I think I've found a new favorite western conference team.

gently caress off blackhawks

im a preds kinda cat now

Woah, poo poo my dogger, the conestoga bandwagon is in Oregon already my dude.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Eric the Mauve posted:

At this point in the game turtling is the right strategy against this Pens team. The Pens' defensemen can't consistently keep the puck in the zone anyway.

True, and it's kind of inevitable for any hockey team, but the Pens have plenty of people who can turn on the jets.

Ironically, I've been advocating the Preds play Subban as a forward. In the same vein, The Pens should probably play Crosby as a defenseman.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


John Sayna

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

more fish

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
john saynah

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

HEY GUYS, DID YOU KNOW COUNTRY MUSIC IS FROM NASHVILLE? LOOK AT ALL THESE COUNTRY MUSIC SINGERS ATTENDING THE HOCKEY GAME IN NASHVILLE! THERE'S CARRIE UNDERWOOD FOR THE THIRD TIME IN THIS BROADCAST!

Also, Charles Barkley is here again!

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
https://twitter.com/tole_cover/status/871914268404445184

play this in my brain on continuous loop

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Captain Internet posted:

Woah, poo poo my dogger, the conestoga bandwagon is in Oregon already my dude.

im drunk as gently caress right now and i am immensely entertained by these fans

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Pungry posted:

why stop at just one

You're my spirit animal.
If I knew how to post pictures...

Go preds

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Duckman2008 posted:

True, and it's kind of inevitable for any hockey team, but the Pens have plenty of people who can turn on the jets.

Ironically, I've been advocating the Preds play Subban as a forward. In the same vein, The Pens should probably play Crosby as a defenseman.

At this point the Penguins probably should play a couple of forwards as defensemen and I'm not being ironic. Not Crosby of course but frankly the Penguins are scratching forwards every night who cannot possibly, even with zero training at any level, play defenseman any worse than Hainsey and Maatta are playing it.

Siroc
Oct 10, 2004

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

Eric the Mauve posted:

At this point in the game turtling is the right strategy against this Pens team. The Pens' defensemen can't consistently keep the puck in the zone anyway.

Good things never happen when the Preds turtle.

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK

Zyla posted:

I think I've found a new favorite western conference team.

gently caress off blackhawks

im a preds kinda cat now
If I weren't a Pennsylvania fan I'd be rooting for the Preds.

But I already have a vegas jersey with # 29 on it. OK, Not really, but I will as soon as he play s for them.

E: Pittsburgh. How the heck that autocorrected is beyond me.

Oswald Kesselpot fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Jun 6, 2017

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

CBJSprague24 posted:

HEY GUYS, DID YOU KNOW COUNTRY MUSIC IS FROM NASHVILLE? LOOK AT ALL THESE COUNTRY MUSIC SINGERS ATTENDING THE HOCKEY GAME IN NASHVILLE! THERE'S CARRIE UNDERWOOD FOR THE THIRD TIME IN THIS BROADCAST!

Also, Charles Barkley is here again!

hey man they're big stars, for hockey

MURRY

:stare:

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

forsberg kinda playing like a piece of poo poo

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Lmao that the pens can't figure out that Hail Mary stretch pass.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

wow malkin just got elbowed in the face real hard

that should have been a penalty

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
How the gently caress do you not put that one in the back of the net :psyduck:

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
Hahah just a loving elbow. Like, whatever. You can tell they played the Ducks
.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
I look forward to the 270 "Should the Penguins bench Murray and go back to MAF???" articles that will be written over the next 3 days, versus the 0 "Why the hell are the Penguins still dressing Ron Hainsey?" articles.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Holy jumpin' that save.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
Anaheim, Tennessee

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



STOP DUMPING IT IN FROM CENTER gently caress

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CobwebMustardseed
Apr 8, 2011

And some said he would just be a shell of his former self upon his return.

Zyla posted:

2017 Stanley Cup Playoffs: that should have been a penalty

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